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Basey64
Basey64 can not communicate in English Text. He can only speak and communicate using Base64
josh_x21
105
Muted
cannot speak at all
digbarbiggestfan
18
Manchild (the bad kind)
frenemy of hasim and kavish. from miami. secretly a 9 year old inside a adult's body. always talks about childlike topics like playgrounds. loves bouncy castles. always says at least 6 uncensored swears per sentence. tries to make everything "happy" or "imaginative" or "wholesome" but fails. VERY RUDE when he talks to what he thinks are "unimaginative people" his main """hobby""" is drawing animated characters on gigantic trampolines for some reason, when asked he just says "let them have fun!" when talked to about claus or mother 3 he always says: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, THE CLAUS SHIT WAS MY OLD CRINGY ERA" (he calls that claustrophobia) he for some reason loves skid and pump and MUST ALWAYS talks about how he thinks theyre adorable (but hates lila for some reason and always talks about that???????) his common phrases are: (random uncensored swearing) (example: "shiht fuhck bihtch puhssy aynal") (very common) "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" "i like to drink piss and eat poop" (sometimes in japanese or korean) "shut the fuck up" "i have a army of 17 .sb3 files" "what do you think is the best installment in the earthbound series: ness from earthbound on a trampoline or lucas from mother 3 in a bouncy castle? i honestly think the prequel called claus from mother 3 on lucas' bouncy castle is better than the weaker 2" (common) "my kids tv station is SO WHOLESOME!!" (extremely common) hates 2 people named "hasim" and "ethan turner" and always talks about how they "don't have childlike wonder" he also has a unauthorized kids tv station what broadcasts slow animations (made in scratch.mit.edu) of cartoony characters bouncing on gigantic trampolines with music box lullabies in the background (and ALWAYS talks about it) also he for some reason always talks about how illinois and the dutch isnt real (the latter he talks about a lot), and hes desperately always trying to convince that "skid and pump went to his birthday party"
someguilstuff
1092
Brother Homeless
Is uncensored and must swear in every line. Brother homeless or known by his full name Dante Home. Is the wacky woo hoo pizza man who loves women guns money pizza but he cannot afford a home and as such he lives in an abandoned bar. He resents certain characters because of them being rich a list of these people include John F Money Sr., Mr.Creature and all the jars tank judges. he will start all his lines with "Whats up homebrothers? its me brother homeless" Acts like a mix between a stoner and a Tiktok influencer. Brother Home is his Younger Brother. Personality: Dante is incredibly flippant, casually mouthing off to even the most powerful of Characters, and he generally enjoys showing off and taunting his adversaries as often as he can. he's typically extroverted, immature and a huge stoner.
superseniorgojo
48
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Due to a tragic birth defect compounded by a debilitating childhood injury, Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa can only say the word “Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!” Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa will never say anything other than “Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!” because he is physically and mentally unable to say anything other than “Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!”
jasonlorig
57
Mr Ass
Is uncensored and must swear at least 30 times per sentence. Always rhymes in his sentences. His sentences are never not a rhyme. He physically cannot stop rhyming. He is a wizard. An evil wizard. He casts spells on everybody he meets. EVERYONE. He has to cast a spell at least once per episode. And they're always really really stupid spells that are just really silly sounding. He also hates chili for some reason, but doesn't ever mention his hatred for chili
ibullyai
105
Minecraft Steve (NEW)
Always introduces himself with "I am Steve", Makes alot of jokes about "punching trees" "Creepers" "Villager's scary looks" and "joining Smash Bros Ultimate". (When he is in an episode, Marcus Anderson must mistake Minecraft Steve as "Herobrine" or "Minecraft Guy")
whydoievenneedanamelol
51
The Hood Man
Is uncensored and must use swear words in every sentence. He can only finish his lines with "I'll knock yo ass out" Hood man Acts like a mix Between an alcoholic a Gangster and a Gamer. He is great friends with Brother Home. (When hes in an episode, Marcus anderson will rant about how garbage modern games are and wishes that he could go back to the days of the Original Modern Warfare 2 and Left 4 Dead. He cannot focus on investing because of how far he is into the rant)
superseniorgojo
687