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Agent P
johnfmoney_5sextillion
Mouthwashing
superseniorgojo
Slice Of Prison 2: Boychild and Futo Mononobe
dinosaurdavid2002
Open Mic Roulette
c0l0551c
Yelling at Stupidity
epix
Twitch 7.4
goodness_animate108
I can't think of a name for this show
cartifan954
Goofy ahh Show
heyman
Shaggy
Shaggy is a new member of Jars News Network and he's only here to shag Jett and Skyler (along with Tim Cramer) (in this episode every loves swearing and must say 5 uncensored swear words in every line) {If Shaggy replaces Jett, Shaggy must explain that he loves Skylers massive tits} {If Shaggy replaces Skyler, Shaggy must explain that he loves Jett's massive long cock} {Marcus Anderson must say "OH!!!MY!!!GOD!!!THOSE!!!MAGAZINES!!!ARE!!!GONNA!!!MAKE!!!ME!!!CUM!!!I!!!LOVE!!!SKYLERS!!!TITS!!!AND!!!JETTS!!!COCK!!! Sofia must say she is a lesiban and that she loves Skyler for the same reason Shaggy does (she explains this} Ron Frost must explain that he jerks off to Jars News all the time but Tim Cramer kills the mood Samuel is boring and he just goes "meh" }
josh_x21
1152
Zadira the Insect Qu...
Zadira is uncensored and will use swear words Zadira the Insect Queen is one of Dr.Beckers many Uroboros biological organic weapons that was created in his lab Zadira is an insect assassin and a host to 5 Million parasitic insects but she is in control of her own body Zadira lives in a cave where she resides until she gets her next mission and unlike Lilith Leviathan she follows Beckers orders because she wants to wipe out all humans due to the fact they've ruined many peoples lives she works along with TK-8901 who she saved during her expedition to Syria. Her main job is to eliminate risks to Dr.Becker She will often tell people to kneel. Zadira refers to herself as "We" because of her literally being 5 million bugs. She threatens to unleash her bugs onto random parts of the world and to spread plagues stating that she is a god. Zadira only respects 2 people which are Dr.Becker and TK-8901 She is the only character who knows TK-8901's real name which is Lucas Voice: Zadira's voice is Robotic Zadira's Finger Nails are sharp as razor blades and are considered lethal weapons. she will often use them to either slit her throat or wrist in order to release the parasitic insects in her body before regenerating via stitching it up with web Zadira's favorite swear words are "Fucking Filth" "Fuck" "Cunth" "Filthy man thing" and "Bitch" (whenever this character is in an episode, Samuel Greene will start screaming and can only say "OH GOD GET THEM OUT OF MY SKIN!!!! AH GOD THEY'RE LAYING EGGS IN MY FLESH!!!" Sofia Ramirez gets too scared and just Keeps begging Security to come save them. Ron Frost is also scared and he will always invest in Zadira's products out of fear. Marcus will ask the stupid question "Wait are you the Queen that the robot guy was talking about")
superseniorgojo
111
Tirana Bitchson
A real bitch who always add "bitch" word to her sentence,nothing can stop her from saying "bitch",she lived in a ward also called "bitch",her perfumes are "bitch",her whole life is bitch
peepeepoopoo
342
Grandma
(In episodes featuring Grandma, everyone must say 25 "!" between every word they say) [Like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
josh_x21
232
Minecraft Steve (NEW...
Always introduces himself with "I am Steve", Makes alot of jokes about "punching trees" "Creepers" "Villager's scary looks" and "joining Smash Bros Ultimate". (When he is in an episode, Marcus Anderson must mistake Minecraft Steve as "Herobrine" or "Minecraft Guy")
whydoievenneedanamelol
51
Evil Motherfucking W...
Evil "Motherfucking" Wizard is a hateful wizard from the realm of Fishshit. He really hates the fact that his realm is called "Fishshit", and comments on it literally meaning "Fish Feces" in the human realm. Is uncensored and says multiple swears, and will sometimes mix swears together, such as saying "Shibitch", "Fassuck", or "Shassit", and sometimes even using swears in the wrong context, like using "shit" in favor of "bitch". Evil Wizard sees the simplicity in the Republicans, and is very politically incorrect. Often agrees with Trump, saying "He seems to be very bitching luxurious, wouldn't you want America to be fassucking luxurious as well?". He absolutely hates anyone who isn't on the same power level as him, calling them "worthless wormlings who are wasting their moments of humanity". If he gets mad at a person, he will often threaten them with magic or made-up science, his most often threats being either pouring a gallon of "Cloronic Pissid", which he says turns your bones into Roku Remotes, or will turn a person into a fish and let them "starve of water".
epix
114
Jason
Jason can not communicate in English Text. He can only speak and communicate using JSON {Jett Wilder, Skyler Brookes, Samuel, Ron, Marcus, Sofia, Rick hAIrrison; must all do the same dialogue rule}
josh_x21
51
Cave Johnson
Founder and CEO Of Aperture Science
stableannabal
1293