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The Interplanetary Federation of Planets have extended an invitation to Earth to join, under the condition that every single nuclear weapon in every country on Earth is destroyed forever.

More and more people are using BlueSky and deleting their Twitter accounts.

pharmacist Bob Benton has no idea who The Black Terror might be, even if the caped masked vigilante has been seen exiting his shop several times.

Elon Musk's shenannigans have made Twitter become banned in 60 countries, and advertisers are abandoning the website in droves.

Oliver Jonas Queen died last week in a car crash. In unrelated news, nobody has seen Green Arrow since last week.

The "I'm with stupid" T-shirts are the number 1 selling item on Amazon

Wallmart is now selling a new Sushi flavored donut

Detective Adrian Monk traveled to Gotham City to help the Gotham Police Department, and casually was able to deduce that Batman is actually Bruce Wayne.

A new bestselling book has all studios fighting over the movie rights. But the author refuses to sell the movie rights unless he is given full control over the filming process to make sure the movie stays true to the book.

There is a new requirement to be the US president: One must be able to say "Suzy sells seashells at the seashore" three times fast with no mistakes. Only one try allowed per candidate.

The country of North Korea has just made a conlang called "Kimlongua" into their new official state language