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Marry Tsu reverses flow of toxic nereve gas back to gas company that nuked her apartment due to unpaid gas bill resulting in many casualties. Marry Tsu celebrates her victory

Doctors warn not to feed your dog steroids as we are already dealing with too many swole dogs that beat up random bystanders

Fo shizzle ma Jarrizzle ... the new Jars News slogan goes viral

Skyler Brooks announces breakup with Jett due to his small ...

I am the real Skyler Brooks, don't believe the other one she is a clone that wants to brainwash you all

Marry Tsu goes wild LIVE as she dicovers her unpaid gas bill has led to gas supply company nuking her apartment with nerve gas

#dontstopsantiago gains traction amids this crysis

Jett in huge debt to Skyler Brooks over unpaid heroin shipments

Caulk prices soar. Caulk crisis causes many leakages worldwide. Caulk is in high demand but short supply.

Hornets cause whole city to turn into chaos. Burn all sugar

Skyler Brooks now most wanted due to her drug dealings