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Big guy vs little guy

Plastic ghost toys

men breaking toasters in the past

(everyone ends each sentence with “oh no I barfed”) ghosts don’t real

tortoise makes its way down the hill

(everyone ends each sentence with “honey”) I would do anything for a cup of coffee right now

(everyone ends each sentence with “okay?”) a ghost named “phhhffft”

big brown versus little brown

(everyone begins each sentence with “yo check it”) I am levitating!!!

Arlice keeps singing 80s rock

Molded cheese

Let’s talk about fish, baby

the ghost dorks keep barfing

fighters versus rogues

(everyone ends each sentence with “which is so dumb.”) A ghost named “Lopopopo”

everyone is whispering in an attempt to attract ghosts

everyone is slapping each other’s butts in order to attract ghosts

the ghost dorks sing their favorite songs to attract ghosts

wizards versus witches

mages versus clerics

orcs versus trolls

Timont wants to fight Miklos because Miklos is skeptical of Timont’s claims

Timont is attracted to Natella

Timont thinks Miklos is a ghost

Miklos dances a dance that angers Timont, as Timont believes Miklos’s dance is scaring away all the ghosts

(Timont can’t say any words other than “Oh, no.”)

(Timont can’t say any words other than “I guess ghosts aren’t real.”)

Timont is depressed that Arlice won’t go out with him, so he hits on Natella.

(Miklos can’t say any words other than “belly button candy.”)

Timont is depressed that Natella won’t go out with him, so he hits on Arlice.

broken nutsack

Too many testes

Sadness and candles

too many testicles

(Timont can’t say any words other than “Timont believes.”) Who got fat?

too many testicles

Timont is beatboxing

timont is beatboxing, saying “pff, dtd, bff, uh, uh”

While we at the house at the Brazil-Suriname border, Manchild(who escaped prison while serving his 25 year sentence for hacking NASA) literally hacked our computer, why?

Natella reads her new poem about boobs

timont reads his new poem about ghostly apparitions

Arlice reads her new poem about lacerations

miklos reads his new poem about the difficulties of crafting a hoagie while other people pretend there are ghosts about

Natella reads her new poem about Butts

Eat a dock.

I’m going to twist up your nutsack.

lmao

Natella reads her new poem about Slaughtering her sexual partners

nutsack vs buttsack

Natella reads her new poem about Timont sniffing his own butt

Natella reads her new poem about Kittens picking flowers to feed butterflies

Natella reads her new poem about Corey

Natella reads her new poem about Putting a flower inside timont’s anus

Miklos reads his new poem about Ralphie

Bigaldy-boom! Get it back!

Natella reads her new poem about Screeeeeeaaaaaming

Natella reads her new poem about Natella reading her new poem

Timont reads his new poem about the injustice of Pokémon

Borscht or blood?

Miklos reads his new poem about that time Timont embezzled twenty bucks from the company and had to pay it back by selling thumbtacks

Woop woop, that’s the sound of the ghost alarm

Brothel broth

Poof, gone, how do you explain that

How does it feel to be at the house at the Brazil-Suriname border which we have bought some time ago? Feels good right? We have a good view of the Amazon forest even.

a ghost named “ghost butt”

Sharks are terrifying marine creatures that may shoot upward and outward from the ocean and eat your damned face.

Sharks are giant, terrifying creatures

Grunt like Grundle

Titty titty bang bang

Chchch gonna haunt all of you, you’d better invest in high interest yields

Miklos will slowly blow in your ear.

Netella Netalia and Timont Blythly also noted that Manchild, the one that hacked our computer, also even hacked Shopify and NASA before, and has escaped prison prison while serving his 25 year sentence for hacking NASA.

a kraken haunts the well

An entire human centipede supposedly haunts the ranch

Fliff Robinson once investigated this location

cramps! Cramps!

Bishop Pontiff haunts the toilet

ghost named phhhhffff

loophole

I could eat mcchicken

dampness

leaking butthole

Gross greasy goose grunts are coming from the loudspeakers

Queeeeeeeef

mysterious Mountain Dew stain

do I smell a Turd Stew? which one of you was cooking?

timont can’t believe his eyes

when the wind blows, the ghost in the chimney howls

miklos turns on the blender

Toilet has been unclogged and there is another Pot full of delicious Turd Stew ... mmmm YUMMY

Who is swearing

Turd Stew scent is unbearable and everyone starts hallucinating

Mysterious boob noises

Miklos wants potato

slapped by the wind

Everyone has been force-fed Turd Stew in their sleep

Is blood leaking from the walls? No it’s ketchup. Trump has been here.

dont get potato

Miklos wants potato

gonna be good watch out

the ghost in the sink clogged the sink when the potato was in the sink

Its time to force-feed random strangers walking by the lake Bring rope and Turd Stew

Miklos caught pooping in the Turd Stew

Miklos advocates for recycling protein from poop by eating Turd Stew

Someone cooked up whole pot of Turd Stew ... It looks filled with protein

Honk honk

What was that noise?

Did anyone see that shadow?

This is serious you guys, come on

Six men dead, all with gunshot wounds to the chest and head. What could have caused this?

Timont discovers the couch that J.D. Vance had sex with.

!continue J.D. Vance’s haunted sex couch

They talk about the high speed chase that they got from teh ghost,

Huge, huge blades, dripping blood! I… I see them in my mind’s eye!

Mixup at the Dairy Queen. UH OHH!!!!!!

Where are they taking those sheep?

I’m about to drop a beat. Hit it.

Ghosts

Timont grew a mustache in two days. Ghosts?

A man selling bacon approaches Timont

Spirits of dead gamers assault Timont for his bad review of Overwatch

Timont proves he is a moron

Oh I can’t drink that

Give me 10 million dollars or I will explode this store; I'm threatening you and your son.

weeping butter from the eyes

pork cracklins? More like, ghost cracklins!

You think that’s air you’re breathing now?

butt butter

Three different people, murdered. In this place. Years ago. Now haunts.

bigger ones

An entire tank of ectoplasm that turns out to be popcorn butter

smallest ones

Small ones

Big ones

Ghosts turn into dorks

It’s beginning to look a lot like… No, not Christmas. It’s beginning to look a lot like murder.

the ghost of abraham lincoln

No bitches

Goooooo!!!!!

Ouija board reveals secret: “ghosts aren’t real”

Ouija board reveals secret message: “don’t be a dick”

EVP reveals secret message: “timont sucks”

Bags and bags of humming machinery. I’ve never seen so many knobs.

(Everyone screams “Aaaah!” at the end of each and every sentence.) EVPs

Automatic writing reveals secret: “boobs rule”

Give ‘em the elbow!!!!!!!!

Homemade noodles???

lattes! Lattes for everyone!!!

not anyone you know

Broken face

squished squash, seasoned and grilled

and where did you get this bar of soap?

I can’t believe this headline

Trash garbage, trash panda

salad? Ghost salad.

violent impacts vs gelatin

Gangbang leads to ghost

CEO, All Around Swell Guy. What are you talking about?

punt

are zombies real?

Lactose in the americas

Manager to the front. Manager to the front, now.

Frothing at the mouth, Arlice dismisses claims of spiritual possession

Pink! Who goes there??

good thing we saved the world

you got pants?

this could end the world

any marbles left?

Ponk! El Bastardo!

Get got, nerd! Ghosts aren’t real! This has been proven by science! Arrrrrgh!!

Let’s fart!

Timont throws all of the kitchen items out the window

Timont is starving and begs Miklos to make him some macaroni

timont relentlessly peruses natella romantically

natella might be interested in timont’s advances

Timont is struck in the head by a flying toaster

Gravy everywhere

It turns out Natella is not interested in timing’s sexual advances after all, and timont deals with the rejection by going on a lengthy rant about how poltergeists haunt the victims of unrequited love

i I need a wet dry vac for all of this gravy

timont gets upset and tries to make soup

Skinwalker.

Miklos feels terrible that he and the others make so much fun of Timont.

Skinwalker vs Wendigo.

Boat ghost on a ghost boat.

Are chimps haunted?

boat ghost

Wendigo.

Miklos apologizes for himself and the others make so much fun of Timont.

slam!

Dunt rebellion

ghost boat

handker

You got that pain, pain?

Whose children drowned this man?

Miklos throws all of the kitchen items back inside via the kitchen window

(Everyone screams “ghosts aren’t real!” at the end of each sentence) banshee

a ghost named “Pfft! Psh! Tsss! Chchchch!”

(Everyone screams “pfft! Psh! Pfff!” at the end of each sentence) no evidence

(Everyone screams “Magooooooo!” at the end of each sentence) gross, whose foot is this

Legitimate peen

Claudine got her leg stuck in a ghost’s butthole

(everyone screams “Whoa!!!” at the beginning of each sentence) Does anyone want watermelon?

a woman in a babushka

everyone loves mustard!!!!!!!

(Everyone screams “vroom vroooom!” at the end of each sentence) poltergeist banshee

(Everyone screams “Chunk cheese!” At the beginning of each sentence) Block-o!

(Everyone screams “psh!” at the end of each sentence) laughable evidence

(Everyone ends by saying “bacon”

(Everyone screams “mango massacre! Get a chicken!” at the end of each sentence) Kevin bacon’s favorite diner

(everyone ends each sentence with “dork”) what is this in the crisper drawer?

(Everyone ends each sentence with “so”) a ghost named “grundle!”

(Everyone ends each sentence with “you dork”) whose footprints are these

A ghost named hahahahaha

Broken pipes (everyone says “toilet” twice per sentence)

(Everyone ends each sentence with)

(Everyone laughs “ha ha ha!” At the end of each sentence)

Review of the new film fingertips ting feels

BAGELS??? ARE THEY ON FIRE??????

a whole-ass Roku TV with the remote

Donald J. Trump

Your children are dead

watch out! Butts!

Flush the kitchen toilet

Natella falls madly in love with Timont, then falls out of love with him

I didn’t hear you ask for consent

I got ghost probed, HARD

EVERYONE is up for adventure

CARROTS ARE UP INSIDE ME

Squish squash

social media continues to mock timont for not finding ghosts, and now they’re complaining about his wardrobe

Boom! Anybody else?

Buns

Arlice falls madly in love with Natella, and Natella falls madly in love with Arlice. Then both Natella and Arlice fall madly in love with Miklos.

Poot noises

bootholes vs buttholes

sloppy seconds

poot flavor

Way too much whipped cream inside the body

Ghost named “A. Bastard” might haunt buttholes

Ghost jizz

Squish squish squish, ghost jizz

poot smells

SOUP FACE

ghost named “The Ghost of the Dead by the Sea of Thieves and The Dead by the Wind by the Sea is a great book and a great read for anyone who wants to read it and want”

I’m just going home 🏡 and I’m not going back in the office till the afternoon

A ghost named “Mr Smith is the best thing I have seen all year round and he has a lot to do for it but he has been so much fun” is haunting the table

the show is receiving negative feedback on social media because timont never finds any ghosts

social media erupts as the actual ghost evidence timont believed he had found turns out to be pickles

the band wheetus can be seen through the window

Social media explodes as timont seems to discover actual ghostly evidence

(any time anyone mentions candy Arlice screams “Noooooooooooo!”) Favorite snacks are in the fridge.

Brunch got burnt

a lightbulb goes out and timont goes nuts

Gordon Ramsey stops by

too many mimosas lead to awkward chatter

It’s going to be a big day for Carmen Electra

(Arlice keeps making references to the song “Pour Some Sugar On Me”) 80s and 90s rock.

Arlice keeps getting blood in the microwave

Lego Death Star

You see that bean? You know what I mean?

is That timont’s head in the microwave?

Someone fill up my solo cup

floss? I only use toothpicks.

(everyone must scream “9!” Each time they end an sentence and that’s just the way it is) Homemade bologna.

(Each sentence ends by screaming “last time, on ghost dorks.”) nipples?

Big burrito for big boy

No one else can see the squirrels

(Each sentence ends by screaming “ha.”) Tacos?

(everyone says their name twice before speaking) boo

Fill up that microwave

(Each sentence ends by screaming “ho ho ho, I am Santa Claus.”) Toenail person is here to trim toenails?

no one wants any milk

Lactation is a beautiful natural bodily process

(Each sentence ends by screaming “or something.”) spirits?

(Each sentence ends by screaming “shit.”) Several vacant eye sockets?

(Each sentence ends by screaming “Do it for the gram.”) Social media?

Ghost wants blood

(Each sentence ends by screaming “I can’t believe I’m saying this.”) Can a toilet be haunted?

ghost prefers corn off the cob

which ghosts are scarier: kid ghosts or adult ghosts

Ghost Dorks needs new sponsorships, so Timont and Miklos pitch to companies who might be watching.

We took legal action against Manchild for hacking our computer. He tried to countersue, but we countersued back, exposing his prison escape, leading to his return to complete his 25-year sentence.

It’s time to come clean

your body with a new and clean product and clean up the world with your own hands

before the world comes crashing into your face with a clean product

the best way is by a little more time than I thought I could

Chomp chomp chomp

ghost named “Klernt” has allergies

chomp chomp chimp

LET US ALL DO THAT THING, WOOHOO!

Sandblasting my face into the side of Mount Rushmore

Hug the ghost

Hug the ghost

oh god help me, I can’t get it off

Clinging to the same old story as the old one is the same old one

test

My truck broke down.

The Ghost Dorks spinoff isn’t as good as the original.

Timont keeps screaming “Aaaaaaaa!” because he’s frustrated.

Ghost Dorks: assemble!

Purple kids

What was that ghost’s name again?

The ghost dorks keep getting stabbed

Where’d you get all those beans?

Everyone wants to see Timon’s do a double flip over the kitchen counter.

British detective calls and asks Timont if the refrigerator is running

How did Timont make cheese from children?

I got ham from the dumpster.

Mrs. Pickles says whoa!

Timont says “Hey, look at these embarrassing photos of me.”

All of Timont’s dignity is gone. All of it.

(avoid mentioning "toasters") Alguém no Brasil está nos entrevistando. Idioma: Português

(avoid mentioning "toasters" and ghost) We are back at our house we bought at a brazil-suriname border... what do we do now?

I’m moving!!!

Ragamuffin

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too

thinking about chunks

I was just wondering what you were

Timont has been murdered

Today I have to scream at the camera

ghost wants to be licked by Timont

ghost named “my own butt” needs hugs and kisses

Janko the laughing ghost

Ghost needs to be jiggled around and slapped

Arlice wants to kiss ghost

Ghost named “Natella’s Ass” visits

Ghost loves chair

Bits of sandwich coming out of the ghost

ghost would love to be slapped and tickled, spanked and licked

ghost puking out bits of hoagie

Granny punks

Too many bunkus

newest pop culture explosion

no ghosts but plenty of corn

timont burns himself

timont’s shoes are on the wrong feet

Ghost named Jeff vs ghost named Geoff

Ghost dorks spinoff in the works

Social media is making fun of timing’s shirt

Social media is making fun of timont’s shirt

ejected!!!!

cancelled!!!!

ghost dorks renewed for ten more seasons

Ghost dorks spinoff receives ten season order

The ghost gets violent