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Marvin's House Payment
A show where a man is trying to get out of paying his house payment using the viewer's ideas
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Episodes 70
Hey, look, your Lamborghini is being stolen!
MARVIN YOU NEED TO PAY THE HOUSE PAYMENT OR SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR NIPPLES
Mr. Goodman I don't have any money best I can give you is a copy of corpse party for the PSP (Mr. Goodman accepts this trade and says he'll come back in the next 2 months for the next payment)
Marvin I don't want your house payment I need a psp charger as I lost one to my golden exclusive psp for Rich people
Mr. Goodman shows up and says that he's gonna do the Sachiko ever after charm so he can be transported to heavenly host
Mr. Goodman returns because he needs something from Marvin which is to print 700 pictures of Seiko Shinohara so he can build a shrine in her remembrance for no reason because he's now fixated on corpse party
Jeffy plans to participate in the pimp olympics
Marvin the Great Superseniorgojo has decided that we're going to do the Sachiko ever after ritual so we can bring corpse party characters into jars and in term continue the ultimate avajar pack
Mr. Goodman meets Mr. Moodman (which is Marvin in disguise) and Mr. Joodman (which is Jeffy in disguise)
Yeah like a mouse ka tool a mouse ka what OH TOODLE FUCK!
Mr. Goodman decides to accept awesome fucking Tien edit as payment and Marvin yells at Jeffy to get YouTube to mp4 up because they have 700 awesome fucking Tien edit video to download
Jeffy is gonna smack hos
Marvin spills the tea on mr. goodman's shoes
they put a bomb in jeffys shoe if marvin doesn't pay the house payment jeffy will explode
mario does the kinky
Jeffy explodes
Goodman visually explodes (only visually)
repeat whatever goodman says
Tell him GEICO can save him 50% or more on car insurance
(everyone is highly addicted to crack, and punctuation and spaces are no longer a thing) Five Dollar Foot Long
MrCrayfish's Gun Mod
Jeffy explodes the backyard
just tell Goodman to Shut The Fuck Up
marvin changes his name back to mario. he then gets sued by nintendo. he changes his name back to marvin and gets un-sued to get money for the house payment
jeffy finally pays it
jeffy eats all of marvin's money and goes "UH! UH! UH!"
drive a monster truck around a quarry or you're evicted
A Hammer that has Jeffy's Name on it and is shaped like a pencil
If Marvin can beat Goodman
Marvin is now possessed and must pay thy fucking house payment or face eternal damnation
Maybe Marcus Anderson's AI and Blockchain could solve this!
If Marvin can beat Goodman's Flappy Bird High Score, he can skip his house payment for a day
Mr. Goodman is revealed to be his brother Mr. Hoodman, and Mr. Goodman is actually in a sniper tower planning to shoot Marvin directly in the balls
Sooper mairlo logan jeffy Meatballs from kfc
jeffy eats goodman's moustache
Drive a monster truck around a quarry and I will reduce your rent
No hope or death
Marvin finally pays it
waiting for goodman to pay it
marvin's house explodes, goodman is mad because he cant get house payments anymore
Mo Salah
Make me overcome my Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Marvin must drive Mr Goodman's car to do a "fast food" version of Gone In 60 Seconds: steal a burger from 100 fast food joints in 24 hours, or be evicted.
Marvin I demand that you give me house payments or I will get Brooklyn t guy to tear off your nipples
Mr. Goodman we have your house payment but Jeffy had to smack these hoes to get it
Hey daddy I smack these hoes
poop on a plate
Goodman I don't even have to give you any house payments as Brooklyn t guy gave me this house so fuck you no money for your greedy ass
Marvin just shoots Mr Goodman. Mr Goodman can only say "I am dead"
MARVIN WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK Is MY FUCKING HOUSE PAYMENT
Listen up Marvin its time to pay up where the fuck is my fucking house payment
Marvin give me your nipples AH!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY CREDIT CARD INFO AND YOUR BRAT BOUGHT ALL THIS STUFF
Marvin gets a package at the door its actually mr. goodman saying his famous line "YOU... GIVE ME YOUR NIPPLES AHH!!!" and he yells for his house payment or marvin will lose his nipples
Marvin has lost his nipples
give me your nipples
Goodman, Jeffy argued with a Karen at the store already, I don't have the mental capacity to deal with a fuckin' house payment. Let me sleep first.
Mario doesn't want to pay his house payment as Goodman doesn't even own this house it was literally given to them by Brooklyn guys evil brother
Goodman targets Marvin for things like his house payments is that he is Goodman's favorite victim but also to get revenge at him for cutting the couch in "The Koopalings!
Ok Mr.Goodman heres your house payment but Jeffy had to smack them hoes to get the money
Marvin i'm going to staple your balls to your forehead and roll you down the highway
Hey Daddy I got the house payment I smacked them hors
I smacked them hoes daddy
Marvin pay your house payment go get your brat to smack them hoes for the money because IF YOU DONT PAY UP I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR NIPPLES AND PITCH THEM ON JARS TANK
JEFFY BECOME A PIMP AND SMACK THEM HOES I NEED MONEY FOR MY HOUSE PAYMENT BECAUSE IF YOU DONT MR. GOODMANS GONNA REMOVE MY NIPPLES AND PITCH THEM ON SHARK TANK
hey daddy I smack these hoes
Jeffy how much is the house payment again its about a quarter
After 7 days in the pimp Olympics Jeffy has learned the power of smacking these hoes and smacks Goodman using 99% of his true power to pay his daddy's house payment
MARVIN STOP MAKING RANDOM TOPICS FOR YOUR SHITTY JARS SHOW AND GET ME MY HOUSE PAYMENT BECAUSE IF YOU DONT IMMA TAKE YOUR NIPPLES
Let's see if clips still save. Marvin has an AR15 Extended Mag
Marvin fucking dies