Behold, the Shut-The-Fuck-Up-Inator!

Windows 7 and windows 11

Make a new trendy food that explodes in reaction to Beer, then make a challenge trend where you eat the trendy food with the beer

Hire Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz to make us a Blockchain-Powered Inator

IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT I MINE A DIAMOND

TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!

(everyone must start their sentences with a complex and intricate threat on the previous speaker) Drink with negative calories, but it is branded as positive calories via loopholes

(Brother Home is on crack speaks like a crackhead [ex. "wow that was cool" becomes "WOWTHATWASCOOL!!!!"]) buy motherfucking jupiter

Armored cars

(everyone must start their sentence with "what the fuck, [previous speaker's name]?") Make BK not have it your way

The henchmen go on strike and Marcus doesn't know how to do his evil plan without them

Izraeli zászlót taposva tombolt a neonáci amerikai politikus

Sabotage the cancer cure

Let's sell poisoned toothpicks!

STC VS Mobily vs Zain mobile network

Joost Klein, who was accused of assault,, is innocent! He needs to be indicted despite being innocent!

This isn't a world-domination plot anymore, this is a business. Marcus Anderson is extremely strict and corporate. GET BACK TO WORK!

god damn

Brother Home creates a Flappy Bird VR and Crazy Man suggests the only way to flap to be saying "HYEH"

/effect @e nausea 30 1

Marcus Anderson fires his henchman one by one. Fired henchman can only say "wow, i'm fired."

Make the strongest shotgun known to man and eviscerate anyone who opposes us

Burnyourballsoff torture device

They have to find out how to integrate Marcus Anderson's AI-Powered Lightsaber, Marcusandersonfan's Blockchain Robot, Brother Home's Weed Potion, and Crazy Man's Piss-Filled Balloons

overpriced milk

fuck the original prompt, Crazy Man is now holding Marcus at Gunpoint

Let's destroy the Burj Khalifa!

make everyone in unison have to take a shit. There won't be enough bathrooms for everyone.

Apparently someone added Trump and Biden to their JARS Studio show. Anyone know how they did that?

(in this episode, Marcus is playing flappy bird and doesn't focus on anything else. He either says "yes! YES! YEEEES!" if he's doing good, or "wait, no, NO! FUCK! SHIT! SHIIIIIT!" if he's doing bad)

marcus anderson meets anderson marcus, mark anderson, and marcerson andus

Hack into Netflix and replace every show with Blockchain Propoganda

take over the global chocolate trade and inject mind-altering drugs to brainwash everyone

Marcus had an idea for a world domination plot but forgot it and is trying to remember it. Everyone is giving him ideas, but he tells them to shut the fuck up so he can remember

Liquid Nitrogen Grenades for extra Cold Damage

Join the Olympics as a breakdancer

Megállás nélkül dudáló robotaxik keserítették meg egy San Franciscó-i ház lakóinak életét

Megállás nélkül dudáló robotaxik keserítették meg egy San Franciscó-i ház lakóinak életét

Let's rig the world cup

Club Penguin

Let's sell explosive phones that spew blockchain propaganda

Let's kidnap Ethan Turner

Let's turn anyone who doesn't like AI to a teapot

Ohio

Nepotism at its finest

Football

Toast people into skeletons with the Big-Ass Fucking Fire Blaster and turn their bone marrow to profit.

Firey BFB

truck, duck, pluck, FUN 2 RHYME

Magnetti Marelli

taking over the internet

deepfake video of Biden saying racist phrases

Establish a base in llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Let's just say that we have a moral compass. We would never enslave anyone!

Intel Core vs AMD

Let's blackmail Messi into moving to a team in the Kuwaiti fourth division! Let's make him washed!

Feed Drugs to Cows and start a Crack Cow Army (Crazy Man thought of this)

fight about chickens

Sell bars of soap that look exactly like various food items

Holy shit, my first show. Now we have Hardbrina, Softbrina, Hood Man, John Penis, the Hoodman/Brother Home/Softbrina love triangle shit, and more. A LOT MORE.

Create something that absolutely dominates the stock market, the only direction is up, then ruin it and watch everyone's portfolios crumble

create an app/website that is specifically for Sesmic's Random Rants (random topic #2134, random topic #2135, etc.) where we charge people $10 per watch of an episode! IT'S DEVIOUS MUAHAHAHAHA!

random episode #1

Block the sun. End all heatwaves!

(In this episode, everyone EXCEPT MARCUSANDERSONFAN2323 must start their sentences with "<" and end their sentences with ">") Marcusandersonfan2323 yaps about AI and Blockchain

Villain plots to flood the market with cheap snack cakes and cheap wine

holy shit we walking

A movie theater that generates original AI films based on direct input from the audience moments before it generates. Zero filters, it will work! Nothing will go wrong!