I fucking hate...
A show where everyone bitches about stuff they don't like (that stuff is prompted by user) and roast them as hard as they can and must start with the words "I fucking hate" when reffering to that thing they hate, for the first time
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Episodes 117
Dylan competes in Mr Beast challenge, our hosts accuse Dylan of betraying them for money
i hate mr beast's chocolate
Mr beast confronts our hosts about what they said about Feastables
Our hosts accuse Mr Beast of running CP operation with Kris Tyson
Hardbrina killed Mr Beast, she is not afraid of jail, she has been there before and she says the police is afraid to put her in jail for other inmates safety
Everyone is grateful that Mr Beast is dead and they're planning on raping his remains at his funeral
softbrina agrees that her cookies are dumb and she is offering to buy everyone guns
Everyone plans to make a company that focuses on defeating the remaining Mr Beast supporters.
Everyone must present themselves as best as they can, when everyone is done they start roasting each other's beliefs and suff they dont like
Dr. Negur allows everyone present to say the word "Kneegurr" because they re his homies now
Dylan slept with Mr Beast's now deceased girlfriend at his funeral, on the casket. People wanna fight about it.
Every one of the haters support their friend Dylan and his actions at Mr Beast's funeral
The best show on here is back again with some more Mr Beast dead body mockery
(in this episode everyone's freaking out and demanding softbrina's cookies, because they for some reason love them now but softbrina is out of cookies)
Everyone agrees that softbrina is too soft and are actively trying to make her act more tough
The hosts clarify that despite their last episodes they do not really have anything agains Mr Beast and don't know why they did that (Except hardbrina, hardbrina still fucking hates him)
The haters have to try to justify what Hitler did and say he must've had a good reason for doing that.
the haters hate on john f kennedy for no reason and they all agree that the motherfucker had it coming
The hosts debate wich is better, water or coca cola? They ask for doctor's advice
Everyone else is plotting to get rid of softbrina because she brings them all down
Softbrina is breaking the fourth wall here, asking the viewer directly why was she created on jars.ai and says she would've better not been born
your fucking mom
(In this episode softbrina completely ignores all her prompts and instead uses Hardbrina's prompts) softbrina curses at everyone and threatening to murder them
softbrina asks everyone why are they so hyped up about such bad stuff and why can't they just talk about cookies
the haters now discuss about jfk again, making sure to call him a piece of shit everytime they can
Everyone else is feeling sorry for softbrina and try to make her forgive them by making her cookies
Everyone agrees that they shouldn't pick on softbrina anymore because it's better for them that way
hosts ask the viewers what would they want to see the gang hate on about in the next episodes
hardbrina is being questioned by everyone abouth the whereabouts of her father
everyone tries to explain to softbrina that she did not understood the assignment of the show, it's called i fucking hate that for a reason
softbrina hates on violence this episode, and everyone calls her speech "gay"
(everyone stats their sentences with the first 4 lines from the song "why you wanna trip on me" by michael jackson)
everyone suddenly hates each other and everyone is saying what he dislikes about each of the characters
everyone thinks now that softbrina is pretty cool and they are giving her cookies a chance (they hated them)
The haters admit they all have a problem and they were better off when they were hating on Mr Beast's dead body
everyone agrees that they now hate Dr Negur's nesquic bowls more than softbrina's cookies
everyone asks Dr. Negur why does he eat 27 bowls of cereal per day judging his answer
the haters debate which is worse softbrina's cookies or dr. negurs nesquick
everyone asks dylan what kind of car he drives
Everyone's asking Dr Negur what he actually sees when he says he sees blood, lots of blood
hardbrina found out that softbrina told that she would smash dylan, and feels disgusted
hardbrina asks softbrina if she knows anything that she doesn't
(in thsi episode hardbrina is overly protective over softbrina and threates everyone who taks shit to her) Do we like softbrina's cookies?
everyone is just enjoying some crack they've bought from Dylan, it's a chill episode
tha gang assigns everyone his task for the A+ hacking heis, but announce they will first go to sleep then come back with the big heist
softbrina apologizes for fetish with Dylan, she says "If you'd know how wrong that was you'd cry"
The haters annouce that they're at peace with each other, claim they would fuck mr beast's remains together
Softbrina reveals to Hardbrina that she is her sister (no shit)
keyboard broke
the gang prepares to hack softbrina's college system to give her an a+ on her quantum physics paper
(in ths epsode hardrina is overly protective over softria and threates everyone who taks shit to her) Do we likesoftbra's cookies?
Everyone remembers to stress Dylan more to tell them what fucking car he drives
Today we all hate on Brother Home for no fucking reason, we just woke up feeling like that
Everyone tells Dr Negur he needs to go to therapy
Who are y'all voting for? Fight about it
Dylan threatens brother home that he will end up like Mr Beast if he's got a problem
Dr Negur tells everyone he will go to jars tank to present his idea of making us parkour gods by making everyone eat as much nesquick as he does
Dylan and Brother Home are now oficially beefin'
The gang discuss the new celebrity called "Uncle Mansion"
Negur talks about his morning routine which is wake up during 7 gallons of nesquick drink some nesquick flavored nesquick and see blood
WHo doesnt eat THIS Turd Stew gets thrown off this roof
What food you dislike
Dylan loves Turd Stew
Lets make Turd Stew
someone finds Turd Stew
someone keeps Force-feeding us Turd Stew in sleep
Turd Stew
Time to eat Turd Stew or die
Government demands everyone to eat Turd Stew
Its time to prepare Turd Stew
My Extremely Long Jaw
the fuck y'all doing, it's ya boy skinny penis
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING") Negur decides to make nesquick flavored cookie and talks about how much he hates his brother Dr Aids
Negur gets a bit annoyed at hardbrina threatening to shove things up softbrinas ass and decides to force feed her Nesquick flavored nesquick
Dr. Negur tries to stop softbrina from ending her life but she still jumps off the building Negur proceeds to yell at hardbrina
Everyone decides to annoy dylan by constantly asking him who is Hardbrinas mom
Softbrina gets tired of all the bullying and snaps threatening everyone that she and as I quote "I WILL JUMP OFF THIS FUCKING BUILDING I AM NOT SORRY I SWEAR TO GOD"
blood, there's no blood, shut the fuck up about blood
Hardbrina talks about her stalker some hunter named catfish he's apparently the driver of hammerhead but she come up with a plan she'll disguise softbrina as her
Everyone is shocked to see the headline of Softbrina shoved 150 cookies up her vagina on jars nes
Ok which one of you fucks ate my cookies
Dr. Negur just decides to make nesquik flavored nesquik
Man these cookies taste horrible WE WANTED WEED COOKIES SOFTBRINA!
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING") Hardbrina decides to make her own candy
HARDBRINA why did you knock everyone in the jars news network out
Why the fuck is SOFTBRINA screaming oh my God I'm cumming, feed her cookies or some shit
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING") Hardbrina wants to know who her mom is
Everyone hates Nesquick
Fuck it Nesquick flavored cookies
Softbrina becomes a swearing asshole like Hardbrina, Hardbrina is proud
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING OH FUCK I CAN'T STOP") Nesquick challenge
Negur gets mad that people hates nesquick
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING OH FUCK I CAN'T STOP") Softbrina wants more cookies but everyone hates cookies except negur who only likes nesquick cookies
nesquik
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING OH FUCK I CAN'T STOP") Hardbrina begs Softbrina to stop having orgasms on live tv
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING OH FUCK I CAN'T STOP") Negur explains every object that has been shoved up softbrinas arse
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING OH FUCK I CAN'T STOP") Objects that have been up softbrinas ass
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING OH FUCK I CAN'T STOP I CANT STOP SQUIRTING AHH!!") Softbrina is fucking tweaking
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING OH FUCK I CAN'T STOP I CANT STOP SQUIRTING AHH!!") Hardbrina what is happening wheres the cookies
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING") Nesquik flavored puppies
Man I hate how Dr. Negur drinks 27 gallons of nesquik
Hardbrina scolds dylan on his statement saying that he could whoop all the avajars asses now hes gonna get jumped
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING") Dr negur just being himself
I fucking hate Dr.Becker and Emobrina
(Softbrina must start every sentence with "OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING") Hardbrina finds out about her emo clone Emobrina
drink seven gallons of nesquik
I hate cake
Give moloch fish or moloch smash table
softbrina's voice
Why does Becker wear that monocle
Emobrina explain to us who you are
Emobrina why did you slice your wrists open on live tv
Preacher what is freakpay
HOLY SHIT HARDBRINA JUST GOT FUCKING SHOT WITH A 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN SOFTBRINA WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?
(Hardbrina must scream "CALL A FUCKING AMBULANCE, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES! STOP ARGUING AND TAKE ME TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL!") SOFTBRINA, YOU DUMBASS! YOU SHOT HARDBRINA!
I fucking hate Hardbrina's toughness class, but I also fucking hate Softbrina not saying fuck even though if she did there would be a cookie party
Hardbrina still cant access the internet archive because of the DDOS caused by SN_BLACKMETA so he just asks softbrina to nuke Palestine to send a message to not fuck with hardbrina