Do we need blockchain and AI at Jimmy Wah's? AI bartenter guess G.I. order before G.I. come. But AI prepare motor oil cocktail. AI work for V.C.

Jimmy Wah wants to have GI mud wrestling at his bar, asks Hartman his honest opinion for Hot Maggot Wrestling

Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet warrior in the classic sense.

Jimmy advertises hot dogs and buns but gets the English wrong and makes a “Put a glizzy in your shizzy” sign

Jimmy wants to big on a piece of Vanderbilt's goalpost after they beat the shit out of the #1 Alabama Crimson Tide; the students then threw the goalpost in the Cumberland, 3 miles away. Rich Vandy GIs

Jimmy volunteers to go up the Nung River to see if Kurtz knows what makes the natives go wild

Jimmy want new technology for G.I. so G.I. come back and drink at bar. AI does the blockchain. What about cockchain? G.I. love cock, love chain. Jimmy invent CockChain. Ofahk, Marcus Anderson already invent?

Jimmy add on fap wing to bar. Individual fap booths for G.I. rent for ten minute. Dancing girl make go sploosh with gyration. Extra money for Saigon Glory Hole special.

Jimmy Wah introduce you to Mr. Dong, famous procurer of...things

Ladyboys big hit with G.I. except for when ladyboys show off goods and demand refund for bad whiskey and surprise dong

Brother Home sponsor Jimmy Wah's? Stoner Influencer Guy?

Werner Herzog gives advice on how to make the bar go fucking gangbusters, goddamnit motherfuck

Ricky Wayne Lewis visits Jimmy Wah's to give his recommendations for the place

Jimmy’s bar needs a cock tornado

Jimmy Wah wants to have a giant portrait of University of Tennessee head football coach Josh Heupel with a special accentuation on his copious double chin

Jimmy's bar get hit by a cock tornado, cock jars are overturned, formaldehyde everywhere

Jimmy's bar has been selected as the site of the World Cup of Edging finals.

Hartman, you no boss of Jimmy. Hartman is butt nugget and Jimmy listens to him no longer. No cleaning latrine for you, Hartman.

Jimmy like picture of Robert Wuhl, big butt picture of Arliss, make sport fan go yay

Turn out, half of bartender V.C. We get rid of V.C. bartender, very bad, very torture, only hire good one.

Colonel Kurtz used to come to bar, drink a lot, now we need to terminate with extreme prejudice? What Willard say? Never get off the goddamn boat. Fucking A goddamn right.

Jimmy wants to install upright dildoes on all barstools to keep G.I.s seated and pleasured and buy more beer and eat peanut

Fart jars with gas masks for VIP section. Extra money for celebrity fart jars.

Jimmy Wah wants to install prison for V.C. at the bar, and will encourage G.I.s throw food and beer and cum and mangoes at them for fun.

Jimmy Wah's bar will host the Saigon Non-VC Rocket League Dropshot Tournament.

Jimmy asks everyone about how he could make the cock jars even more awesome; does he need more than the 5,324 he already has? More exotic cocks? Deformed cocks?

Cock jars are doing wonderful despite Hartmans protestations

Hartman tells all of those assembled there about how much he loves skibidi rizz and skibidi toilet, especially the Youtube video which had him in stitches

Jimmy Wah wants nude pics of Paul Giamatti for his personal collection

Gronk joins Jimmy Wah in butt stuff planning for the bar

Jimmy considers asking everybody if they are V.C. before they come in bar. If V.C. we shoot.

What new bar-friendly kink are G.I.s into? Jimmy wants to bring it into the bar as a permanent fixture. Drain in floor help for cleaning.

Jimmy's bar become mecca for Edging. Edging has become religion, edgers and edging enthusiasts start to worship Jimmy like a god, just like Kurtz.

We have visit and show from Billy Herrington. Live gotchi shows, every night. Boom boom after.

Maybe we have separate business, hush hush, boom boom long time, specialize in soul brother

Hartman, you like Bob Seger? I have cousin in Bob Seger cover band. THey called Night Moves.

Jimmy have best Boner Hag in Vietnam, drain 10 G.I. boner or 5 V.C. boner per minute

Hartman, you go get Kurtz. He have head on pikes, native worship him as god, and crazy Dennis Hopper. No sanks. You go.

Nung River? More like BUNG river. Nung River? More like Fun River. Willard is a dud.

Willard kill Kurtz but Kurtz crazy compound much dirty, too cleanup. He leave too many head on pike, so Jimmy bring heads on pike and display at bar. Dead V.C. always popular and spend money.

Nude pictures of AI blockchain investor Marcus Anderson, enjoy or use for blackmail, big time for Jimmy Wah bar

Jimmy want to overhaul bar, too many cock tornadoes and edgelords edging all the time, wants Hartman's advice but wants nude pics of men all over, won't take no for answer.

Why are you fuckshits so garbage at Rocket League?

Jimmy Wah wants to have a John Wayne Bobbitt room in his bar, sushi on menu, get it?

Jimmy wonder if live G.I. on G.I. butt stuff going on behind chicken wire at key locations throughout the Jimmy Wah's compound

Jimmy Wah now orders Mississippi State Cheese a year in advance, you like Edam? I make grilled cheese. Good as fuck you like? Now buy expensive beer and liquor.

Jimmy have order and discipline at Jimmy Wah's S&M Disciplinatorium, keep order with whip, chain, and leather. Mandatory upon entry.

Betty's Bongs Night is where G.I.s get high as fuck with Tom Cruise nude behind the bar and Hartman also nude and high and drunk as fuck.

Jimmy on hunt for cock jars. What cock jar? Cock jar is severed cock in formaldehyde. Jimmy Wah bar become known for cock jars, best cock jar bar in Saigon.

Jimmy Wah's don't have many table, people don't like take number; we give them vibrating buttplug to let G.I. know when table ready

Roll Tide Ronnie threatens to burn down the bar if they don't find a way to get the Tide on the TV; unfortunately, it's womens bowling he's talking about

All of the characters are convinced that Hartman is V.C. and threaten to kick his ass and arrest him and/or kill him

Where Kurtz? Where Willard? Never get off the goddamn boat. Fuckin A. goddamn right.

Two high school Chads walk up wanting beer but they underage. They say name Snake and Bopper.

My sewage expeller pump got rubber gloves stuck in it, so they fixed it for $3,200 and now it doesn't work, so shit is backing up in my shower.

Who the fuck just own goaled on Rocket League? Which fucker just signed his own death warrant?

This beer has just a touch of fromaldyhyde for flavor

Who has nude pics of Fred Savage?

Hartman calls Wah a Jiminy Fuck shit

The TVs at Jimmy Wah's shows Coach Prime whooping the shit out of UCF, Crypto Carl is exstatic

Was anybody here responsible for the Tet Offensive, goddamnit?

Jimmy want bring go-go girl to bar but actual female too expensive. Jimmy's cousin live in Thailand, has pipeline of ladyboys. Bring ladyboys for cheap. Hartman, you in? They live in special dormitory, with order & discipline

Dynamite! Dynamite! When Vandy starts to fiiiiiight! Have that sumbitch playing on loop for a whole week, motherfuckers.

GI's want a wide selection of queefers to queef in their face, the more local the better

Jimmy proposes to have a cock jar from every continent.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nine eleven. Nine eleven who? You've already forgotten!

Jimmy wants risque photos of J.K. Simmons, Hartman says to Jimmy "It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

The V.C. apparently has employed the use of a great sea and land beast called the Monkey Fucking Shitbitch. It ate Maine like a giant lobster roll and is now on the way to the Gulf of Tonkin.

What the fuck? Who burned down the bar?

Will Jimmy have the Vandy/Georgia State game on in his bar this weekend? The Dores look to go three and fucking O, goddamnit.

Jimmy, do you have Jenkem on the menu? GIs loooooooove Jenkem.

synchronized butthole flossing

Werner Herzog is here to get a bite to eat, look at some tug-offs, and then follow Kurtz up the Nung River

Can we all agree that Random Rants is the dumbest fucking show in history with the I like cheese guy and doo doo schwo guy? For fuck's sake.

Flight simulator 2024 will be popular with G.I.s, but they probably like DCS more.

Bar need contest, boxing too rouch; we need edging contest, G.I. jerk it face to face and just edge the fuck out of their dongs, the first to ejaculate get boos and no beer or whiskey.

Jimmy Wah's bans random rants and all its fans, suggests we send Random Rants and Sesmic up the Nung River

Sesmic is V.C.

Vandy is in top twenty five. In fucking football, not baseball or women's bowling.

Vandy has only lost to the powerhouse of Georgia State and are ranked for the first time since 2008. Fucking shit.

Jimmy says he may start accepting shitcoin as a payment, Marcus Anderson may sponsor bar, give signature dickpics and cockchain and shitcoin tip.

Jimmy conjectures that Epstein's Island's clientele no longer have a cool place to hang out, so he wants them to start coming to his bar. He recommends some changes to lure that type of tourist.

Jimmy asks Hartman what kind of tactic to bring in sexy G.I. for G.I. on G.I. boom boom.

Jimmy Wah's carried the Vanderbilt-Kentucky game and Vandy whooped their ass and Mark Stoops is a bitch

Jimmy want Blockchain Buttfuck on loop at bar. Classic tech movie

We have live show, marquee act, big boom boom like Ann Margaret, but it call Buttfuck Brigade

Everyone welcome, Dr. Drummond, the Dildo Dingus of Drannacht.

Hartman, what if we get waitress who can suck chrome off of trailer hitch?

Jimmy wants to get some of Larry's baby's leg fat to squeeze, charge for the smooshiness of it all, makes us all sing "Radio goo goo, Radio ga ga..."

Why Hartman not know Queen classic?

Col. Kurtz's methods have become...unsound. Every man has got a breaking point. You have and I have them. Walter Kurtz has reached his. And, very obviously, he has gone insane. Terminate with extreme prejudice.

Jim, go up the Nung River in a patrol boat, pick up Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it, learn what you can along the way. When you find Kurtz, infiltrate by whatever means available, and terminate the colonel's command.

What's the latest attraction at Jimmy Wah's? Has he gotten pics of a scantily clad Judge Reinhold yet?

Jimmy wants only male bartenders, exactly six feet tall, and wear Daisy Duke jean cutoff shorts

Jimmy says only Lucinda Williams songs will play at the bar, especially all the really explicit sexual innuendo songs like Honey Bee where she's like, all your honey is in my hair.

All of our patrons are haunted by the Boner Hag, a witch that visits you in your sleep and paralyzes you while it schlurps all the schploosh from your vas deferens, then tickling your grundle for extra embarrassment.

Jimmy Wah wants to have Marcus Anderson come visit the bar to tell him how they could include Crypto and Blockchain to make the place more hot-G.I.-friendly

Jimmy says he needs to be more careful. He's seen Chris Hansen hanging around and dudes at the bar seemingly texting people for hookups. And it's fucking Vietnam where there pretty much are no laws.

Jimmy wonders if he should put on the Vandy game when they play South Carolina. And he hopes to shit that LSU beats Bama.

Jimmy wonders what the bar could use to pull in hot sex G.I.s

Jimmy Wah wants shirtless, back-acne'd Philadelphia Eagles fans to bring chaos and idiocy to his bar.

Jimmy wonders if they should serve Werner's Nutty Nuggets as an appetizers, which are Werner Herzog's bloody, nutty dingleberries.

TE GOVERNMENT IS DUMB AS FUC

Jimmy wants to cater to ADHD hot GIs

Who decided hot sauce dildo night was a good idea?