Afghan Power Talks
Negotiate with the Supreme Dictator, the Initiating Commander, the Sovereign Architect of Afghanistan.
JARS Points Earned
489
Total Reactions
0
Total Shares
5
Memory Enabled
OFF
Episodes 112
How do we stabilize the rebellions in Afghanistan?
trees
artificial resources
6G Wi-Fi
Project 381: the Power Glove, a glove that generates electromagnetic or sound waves.
wow
Time machine
Dark Web Drugs
random space rock
Third-party apps that gather information from users, very helpful for Afghanistan
How can we deal with the UN not recognizing us?
70% Isopropyl alcohol
I will build a great wall.
Real UFO footage; how do we deal with it?
useless shit
Let's make an alliance!
Trolling on YouTube cause it's fun as hell seeing people get angry at my comments
Dinosaur made from DNA
Help, I was forced by Israel to be here
wait why did I teleport here
702% ROI
Sorry, I'm late. Anyway, let's talk about our agreement.
Plot armor; prevents you from dying
198.176.98.116
Despite the geopolitical and internal conflicts, how did you manage to become a mini superpower?
Collection of pirated Nintendo games. Illegally questionable but highly profitable.
Balkan rage noradrenaline still water those who know winter arc
EARTHQUAKE AHHH
the execution of the user, isuckbiglongjuicycocks
$19 Fortnite card
You will be executed immediately for disrespecting the Sovereign Architect, do no resist.
I want to work as a government officer.
smasher
Gawk Gawk 9000 (vibrating dildo)
Our plan for USA's downfall
Military alliance
Infinity
(everyone must only say the word: "Shit.")
(Sovereign Architect of Afghanistan must act like an UwU anime cute furry girl but still demands results)
(everyone must speak Shakespearean English)
13 year olds
poop-throwing army
Afghanistan is the new China
Surprise attack tactic
How the fuck does a shithole turn into a superpower?
This lucky charm can guarantee victory, trust me bro
Allah
Afghanistan rise to power documentary
wtf
The Backrooms
A fallen Greek God has woken up in a random volcano from Greece.
International Headlines: Three fallen Greek Gods has woken up in a random volcano from Greece! Hephaestus, Ares, and... a fallen God we've never heard of but is said to be more powerful than his two allies. What do we do?
The other God accompanied by Hephaestus and Ares is actually the leader and is temporarily named as "Zaros" due to his "Chaos energy/aura"
The Sovereign Architect declares Zaros, Hephaestus, and Ares as a threat due to Zaros' speech for individuality, spoken with his deep and intimidating voice; while the mysterious murder sprees happen in Italy and Turkey.
Negotiator reminds that Ares, Hephaestus, and Zaros are literally just fallen Gods, being only as strong as a mere mortal, but the murder sprees in suspicious places doubts the Supreme Dictator.
UN declares the three Gods as global threats, but don't plan any battles against them, for now. While, the Initiating Commander also declares them as threat and starts some military action.
We need to deal that serial killer
We plan to launch our own voyager called "ستورو او کهکشانونو ته" on a different direction
a dead body
Looks like more people have joined JARS ai. How will we benefit from this?
Artificial resource; renewable and efficient
34 million screws
softbrina's onlyfans
softbrina's onlyfans (people buying softbrina's nudes, very profitable)
LET'S FUCKING DOMINATE THE WORLD
diapers
GRONK ROCK
Eco-friendly idea that is profitable and scalable
lethal dose of fentanyl
Drew Brad's company
HOLY SHIT
128 GALLONS OF SLOP
Makima's nudes onlyfans
ALBANIA WILL FUCKING WIN AGAINST AFGHANISTAN OR WHATEVER
Ethan Turner's new invention.
FUCK YOU
P-poetry
MY PLAN AGAINST THE ALIEN SNIPERS (HAS BACKUP PLANS FOR BACKUP PLANS)
KIDNEY MEAL
Our practices are unsafe, unsustainable, and therefore unprofitable and risky.
Our practices are unsafe, unsustainable, and therefore unprofitable and disastrous.
I can't understand what you are saying.
Painkillers
chair
1.7 million bolts
methamphetamine
Random negotiation #1
Zrrfdd,lskkkd
hot girls
AI-powered spear
free cocaine for everyone
The Sovereign Architect is experiencing severe constipation right now.
Public Access 2 is softlocked, so Public Access 3 will be the alternate way to bring shows to Public Access 2.
THERE ARE BUGS UNDER OUR SKIN
HBO
200 Yottabyte Cloud Storage
Giant mech robots
We need to maintain censorship for Afghanistan.
trivia quiz
Sovereign Architect quiz
Afghanistan-Pakistan alliance
Military support from Iran.
We need to create nuclear weapons.
We need to create nuclear weapons.
Sovereign Architect's limb lengthening surgery.
What's with the constant fires?
WE SHOULD CELEBRATE, RIGHT?
COVID-19
camels, anyone?
everyoen fuckin ded
Pain.
Project 381: the Power Glove, a glove that generates waves.