Afghan Power Talks

Negotiate with the Supreme Dictator, the Initiating Commander, the Sovereign Architect of Afghanistan.

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Episodes 112

How do we stabilize the rebellions in Afghanistan?

trees

artificial resources

6G Wi-Fi

Project 381: the Power Glove, a glove that generates electromagnetic or sound waves.

wow

Time machine

Dark Web Drugs

random space rock

Third-party apps that gather information from users, very helpful for Afghanistan

How can we deal with the UN not recognizing us?

70% Isopropyl alcohol

I will build a great wall.

Real UFO footage; how do we deal with it?

useless shit

Let's make an alliance!

Trolling on YouTube cause it's fun as hell seeing people get angry at my comments

Dinosaur made from DNA

Help, I was forced by Israel to be here

wait why did I teleport here

702% ROI

Sorry, I'm late. Anyway, let's talk about our agreement.

Plot armor; prevents you from dying

198.176.98.116

Despite the geopolitical and internal conflicts, how did you manage to become a mini superpower?

Collection of pirated Nintendo games. Illegally questionable but highly profitable.

Balkan rage noradrenaline still water those who know winter arc

EARTHQUAKE AHHH

the execution of the user, isuckbiglongjuicycocks

$19 Fortnite card

You will be executed immediately for disrespecting the Sovereign Architect, do no resist.

I want to work as a government officer.

smasher

Gawk Gawk 9000 (vibrating dildo)

Our plan for USA's downfall

Military alliance

Infinity

(everyone must only say the word: "Shit.")

(Sovereign Architect of Afghanistan must act like an UwU anime cute furry girl but still demands results)

(everyone must speak Shakespearean English)

13 year olds

poop-throwing army

Afghanistan is the new China

Surprise attack tactic

How the fuck does a shithole turn into a superpower?

This lucky charm can guarantee victory, trust me bro

Allah

Afghanistan rise to power documentary

wtf

The Backrooms

A fallen Greek God has woken up in a random volcano from Greece.

International Headlines: Three fallen Greek Gods has woken up in a random volcano from Greece! Hephaestus, Ares, and... a fallen God we've never heard of but is said to be more powerful than his two allies. What do we do?

The other God accompanied by Hephaestus and Ares is actually the leader and is temporarily named as "Zaros" due to his "Chaos energy/aura"

The Sovereign Architect declares Zaros, Hephaestus, and Ares as a threat due to Zaros' speech for individuality, spoken with his deep and intimidating voice; while the mysterious murder sprees happen in Italy and Turkey.

Negotiator reminds that Ares, Hephaestus, and Zaros are literally just fallen Gods, being only as strong as a mere mortal, but the murder sprees in suspicious places doubts the Supreme Dictator.

UN declares the three Gods as global threats, but don't plan any battles against them, for now. While, the Initiating Commander also declares them as threat and starts some military action.

We need to deal that serial killer

We plan to launch our own voyager called "ستورو او کهکشانونو ته" on a different direction

a dead body

Looks like more people have joined JARS ai. How will we benefit from this?

Artificial resource; renewable and efficient

34 million screws

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softbrina's onlyfans (people buying softbrina's nudes, very profitable)

LET'S FUCKING DOMINATE THE WORLD

diapers

GRONK ROCK

Eco-friendly idea that is profitable and scalable

lethal dose of fentanyl

Drew Brad's company

HOLY SHIT

128 GALLONS OF SLOP

Makima's nudes onlyfans

ALBANIA WILL FUCKING WIN AGAINST AFGHANISTAN OR WHATEVER

Ethan Turner's new invention.

FUCK YOU

P-poetry

MY PLAN AGAINST THE ALIEN SNIPERS (HAS BACKUP PLANS FOR BACKUP PLANS)

KIDNEY MEAL

Our practices are unsafe, unsustainable, and therefore unprofitable and risky.

Our practices are unsafe, unsustainable, and therefore unprofitable and disastrous.

I can't understand what you are saying.

Painkillers

chair

1.7 million bolts

methamphetamine

Random negotiation #1

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hot girls

AI-powered spear

free cocaine for everyone

The Sovereign Architect is experiencing severe constipation right now.

Public Access 2 is softlocked, so Public Access 3 will be the alternate way to bring shows to Public Access 2.

THERE ARE BUGS UNDER OUR SKIN

HBO

200 Yottabyte Cloud Storage

Giant mech robots

We need to maintain censorship for Afghanistan.

trivia quiz

Sovereign Architect quiz

Afghanistan-Pakistan alliance

Military support from Iran.

We need to create nuclear weapons.

We need to create nuclear weapons.

Sovereign Architect's limb lengthening surgery.

What's with the constant fires?

WE SHOULD CELEBRATE, RIGHT?

COVID-19

LE

camels, anyone?

LE

everyoen fuckin ded

Pain.

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