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[S3] Man-child Brain-rot - Into the thoughts of the dumbest guy ever
manchild talks about whatever is on his mind and also what the viewers suggest and says random bullcrap
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manchild claims hes yumi yoshimura from the hihipuffy ami yumi cartoon (its the 5th time this happens this month) (he also talks about his dumb trampoline shit)
Manchild becomes president of PBS kids land
Manchild lashes out at the store for playing a sad hair metal power ballad whose lyrics happens to be about death on the radio, and Manchild kicked out as a result.
Someone mentioning to Manchild about the time Manchild made a horribly slow animation in scratch.mit.edu of lucas and claus having fun bouncing on a giant trampoline (everyone is confused)
manchild tries to think of good kids characters to steal and use on his kids tv station's shitty trampoline bs
manchild makes "cute" fanfic of "skid and pump having fun on a bouncy castle", ethan forced to read some of it for the viewers and cringes extremely hard at it and swears a lot
manchild got fully hooked on starfall.com's backpack bear videos (everyone else is confused)
manchild says "guys whod like trampolines more, skid or pump?"
this is the first episode of SEASON 2! we had 390 episodes and 2000+ viewers each ep last season. we even made it into the top 2 most viewed shows
show creators announce that "manchild will talks less about claus and bouncy castles and move on into various characters on gigantic trampolines"
Manchild have gone on a killing rampage through the US, targeting people.
Manchild thinks Bunnicula was on his kids TV station
Kevin the manchild become super Kevin
Manchild thinks Drake & Josh was on his kids TV station
Manchild comes back from the dead
Hasim and Ethan try to teach man child that woman aren’t aliens, while man child thinks they are.
Manchild has snapped the Xenomorph planet, Predators upset there are less to hunt
Manchild shutdown Nickelodeon and add SpongeBob and Dora the explorer on his kids TV station
Manchild thinks Disneyland is on The 61782nd star
manchild makes "cute" fanfic of "skid and pump having fun on a bouncy castle" because "claus is too boring now", ethan forced to read some of it for the viewers and cringes extremely hard at it and swears a lot
manchild hates claus and lucas now
Manchild laid off Everyone at the Jars newsroom , there is no point in continuing to report on this. Go home
Manchild thinks Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated aired on his kids TV station
Manchild thinks Phineas and Ferb aired on his kids TV station
manchild makes "cute" fanfic of "skid and pump having fun on a bouncy castle" because "claus is too boring now", ethan MUST read some of it for the viewers and in doing so he cringes extremely hard and swears a lot
manchild explains to hasim and ethan about their kids tv station and the "wholesome happy content" they broadcasts and how it "has a 99% chance of making kids happy"
manchild thinks Peppa Pig is anime
Someone mentioning to Manchild about the time manchild wants to change the turkish anthem to the cerveza cristal jingle
what do you think is the best installment in the earthbound series: ness from earthbound on a trampoline or lucas from mother 3 in a bouncy castle?
Manchild in prison talking more about prank phone calling Hollyrocker, realizing that Manchild's disconnected number(disconnected for prank calling Hollyrocker) now says "The Number called does not exist".
Manchild in prison further discusses the incident about him prank phone calling Hollyrocker, realizing that his disconnected number now says "The Number called does not exist".
Someone mentioning to Manchild about the time manchild tries to book a bus ticket to "eagleland"
Manchild in prison realize that not only is he is in jail now but his phone number is disconnected now... what to do with his phone even as he could not call anyone due to his Number being disconnected.
Manchild thinks Illinois is a bedtime story
Someone mentioning to Manchild about the time Someone mentioning to Manchild about the time manchild tries to go to backrooms's level fun plus
Manchild reveals plans when he get out of prison 5 years later, including getting a new phone number after his number got disconnected and this time from a new carrier.
Manchild in prison Admits that his number got disconnected, and realize his phone could not call anyone anymore as his number is now Disconnected.
Manchild in prison explaining what is on the malicious site that even have gave viruses onto hollyrockers phone at some point.
People talking to Manchild in Prison are explaining to him that his phone number has been disconnected for prank calling Hollyrocker over him doing hair metal.
Manchild in prison(using the prison payphone) calls his old phone number that got disconnected for prank calling hollyrocker 50 times, and hear "the number called does not exist".
Other times Manchild have been in prison before at some point include stealing something from Disneyland, Hacking NASA, vandalizing 7-eleven over spilled slurpee, slandering louis vuitton with reptilian conspiracy theories
While Manchild is serving 5 years in prison, They talk to Hollyrocker about Manchild prank calling Hollyrocker over 50 times, and sending hollyrocker a malicious link.
They talk about how the Manchild was once in prison for even Hacking NASA, vandalizing 7-eleven over spilled slurpee, slandering louis vuitton with reptilian conspiracy theories.
Manchild motive turn out because he hates hair metal, and others are telling him that its not worth it as not only is he is serving 5 years in prison but his number is now disconnected now.
ethan turner shutdown Manchild's kids TV station p2
Someone mentioning to Manchild about the time manchild Hack into Netflix and replace every show with Blockchain Propoganda
(this time, no mentions of "bouncy castle", "clause" or "mother 3") Manchild went back to jail for making a fake AI generated image of nick jr being shut down, after dot and dash dies
(this time, no mentions of "bouncy castle", "clause" or "mother 3") Manchild went back to jail for making a fake AI generated image of pbs kids 's gym being destroyed, after Dot and Dash are dead
Manchild decided to post fake AI generated image of Trump on nick jr, leading to backlash from both democrats and republicans.
Random topic #3
SO manchild makes a nick jr fangame where youre flint and try to make the tazmily government legalize nuclear bombs
Manchild tries to buy a airplane ticket to Newtopia for Disney's Amphibia
Manchild getting a rich car
Random topic #6
Mars shut down
Manchild ban the sigma show
so manchild wants to change the uk's name to "disney"
Random topic #7
Manchild Break Crackhead Dale Off after she learns her ps2 is stolen
Manchild stole a charlie morningstar carbord cutout from hot topic at 3 am
So manchild's worst disney fangame ideas
Manchild buys subscription for the pay television network BBO (Bungalow Box Office)
SO manchild makes a disney fangame called "disney: the literal seven needles" where goofy needs to go to the hospital to take a covid vaccine and after that the game ends (everyone is confused)
Random topic #8
(this time, no mentions of "bouncy castle", "clause" or "mother 3") Manchild went back to jail for making a fake AI generated image of pbs kids hq being destroyed, after being out on parole for only a month.
Someone mentioning to Manchild about the time manchild "does the whole bouncy thing" with fucking bfdi and bfb
Someone mentioning to Manchild about the time Manchild try to sue "Apple Inc", "Microsoft", and "Texas Instruments inc" only to backfire due to him leaking the source code and that lead to prison time as well.
Someone mentioning to Manchild about the time manchild talks about dot and dash from pbs kids (1999-2013)
Man child shutdown Tubi
manchild thinks Berenstain Bears is anime
Drew ask why Manchild was shoplifting at the mall, then try to sue the mall, only to backfire as he is also caught assaulting 8 other people there which lead Manchild in prison again right now?
Manchild decided to post fake AI generated image of Trump on pbs kids, leading to backlash from both democrats and republicans.
Manchild propose soo called "end of scarcity", in addition to his hyperinflationary helicopter money idea... gets told about nauru, and environmental destruction his policies would come with.
Hasim and ethan turner also taught that absolutely nothing will give us huge number of free time in a civilization like this, and that we have to work much harder ever since we left the hunter gatherer days 12,000 years ago.
Ethan and Hasim further taught Manchild about deforestation, species extinction, pollution, environmental destruction and even the negative effects of Indigenous people that comes from the "end of scarcity" mindset.
Ethan and Hasim further taught Manchild that "2nd law of thermodynamics" make scarcity absolute... there is no such thing as "the end of scarcity" as resource as scarcity is natural.
Ethan and Hasim further taught manchild more that resources are limited and how long it takes for resource to replenish, which is VERY long... thus showing him that scarcity will always exist no matter what.
Ethan and Hasim further taught Manchild about Indigenous lands, uncontacted peoples, and how their rights to their land would be violated if people adopt "end of scarcity" mindset.
manchild's mother 3 headcanon is young/pre-game claus from mother 3 getting addicted to vanilla ice cream
manchild makes his own dns service that redirects "websites about tragedies and other sad stuff" to "wholesome animations" (its actually just mother characters on bouncy castles)
Manchild deliberately admit he propose all of these rediculous policies like helicopter money policies and "end of scarcity" all because he doesn't want to work and want to play video games all day.
manchild is addicted to watching blippi's indoor playground videos
manchild makes a mother 3 fangame where youre flint and try to make the tazmily government legalize nuclear bombs
Can manchild understand the consequences of Prank Calling Hollyrocker 50 times and even sending a malicious link to Hollyrocker?
manchild changes his mother 3 headcanon to "young/pre-game claus got addicted to ice cream" to "very young/very pre-game claus got addicted to cotton candy"
ethan investigates manchild's bouncy castle addiction
manchild writes a wholesome fanfic about PRE-game claus having fun on a indoor playground. ethan and hasim read some of it for the audience, and review and roast it
manchild writes a wholesome fanfic about PRE-game claus having fun on a indoor playground. (ethan and hasim MUST read some of it for the audience, and review and roast it, no rambling)
manchild writes a wholesome fanfic about PRE-game claus having fun on a indoor playground. (ethan and hasim MUST read some of it for the audience, and review and roast it, no rambling)
bob the builder kills manchild
Manchild Keeps saying 'I AM STEVE'
Manchild Thinks Jacket Is about to get Rizz from Anime Girls (But he still does not know that the chicken mask he wears is scarey)