BRRR SKIBIDI CALYPSO!

MAKE YOUR WISH!!

Your wish is shit

SO YOUR WISH IS UNLIMITED SKIBIDI SLICERS

Your wish is for Seiko Shinohara to be brought to the jars realm your wish is granted superseniorgojo now avajar what is your actual wish

Random wish

I beat wife

Submission Blocked: Moderation

heres another wish

Calypso is getting sick of this

Now Make your wish

so your wish is a 2006 Honda Civic?

WHat is your wish

You are not invited to my contest you get no WISH

I wish for PIZZAA!! ah yes penis. no PIZZAAA! ah yes pizza your wish is granted

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GOD I FUCKING HATE SESMIC

So your wish is a world without brainrot

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I wish for PIZZAA!! ah yes penis. no PIZZAAA! ah yes pizza your wish is granted

so your wish Is for naked ladies

So your wish is to be stronger than gronk

so your wish is for more avajar items

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I don't know anymore

You wish for skibidi rizz

You won the competition

now make your wish and claim your prize

random wish 2

random wish 3

What is your wish

Oh so your wish is to be a sigma

Your wish is to be a sigma

your wish is shit

Wish'

Your wish is to make a product that all 4 sharks will invest in

Your wish is a dildo?

So your wish is for Catfish to marry Hardbrina

your wish is to goon to skibidi gyatt

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The first episode of calypso's wishes

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Congratulations (Avajar that got chosen) you have won the Twisted Metal contest now make your wish and claim your prize oh what's that the preacher you want FREAKPAY to be the national currency of the world?

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Congratulations (Avajar that got chosen) you have won the Twisted Metal contest now make your wish and claim your prize (Calypso just ignores the wish and starts talking about how much he misses his little sister)

Congratulations (Avajar that got chosen) you have won the Twisted Metal contest now make your wish and claim your prize they wish for 700 grilled cheeses so calypso turns them into a grilled cheese

I the preacher denounced the church as unlike me who is freaky for feet all the other priests get freaky with kids so I quit being apart of the church

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Allen o'neil please stop showing up you are not getting another wish

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Before I ask what your wish is why did the Avajar editor make Krista look tan I need Chris and Steffen to allow editing to skin color

Your wish

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Congratulations Krista Spark you have won my contest

here's another shitty wish

your wish

wish

Grant your wish

Your wish is level 8817647 skibidi rizz

WAhat is the wish now

whats your wish

So whats your wish

Make your fish and claim your fries

Warning there is a demon in a gimp suit driving a dump truck his name is black his mission is to kill Calypso please guys even though he's a demon I respect the gimp man so please guys don't interfere in blacks mission

So your wish is to be stronger than goku

What is Your wish driver

What is this persons wish

random wish 87

Random wish

Random wish

Random wish

this is stupid

Random Wish

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Random wish

Random topic

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I want to win the lottery.

I want my business to suddenly gained popularity overnight.

I wanted to go to the luxury pool.

I want to have a very nice 1 million dollar car.

I want to spend my entire time in a casino for the rest of the weakend.

5 billion rockets to bomb domestic children with

i want ao oni real

ao oni wishes for all teenagers as food for him

the hog cranker

ok what's your wish

ok what's your wish

ok bish what's your wish

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listen driver I was meant to give you a wish but Hermann Fegelein used his antics power so I cant use my powers so lets just talk

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i wish for 1 million lambos

I wish to kill every person with the surname Assman.

i wish every poor person drives a daewoo lanos, chevy aveo or a dacia logan

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Random Wish

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(Calypso realizes what has to be done) "driver I don't want to grant your wish because now I have a plan i'll spam random wish so I can get up the leaderboard"

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so your wish is to remove random rants

Random wish

Random wish

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Your wish is for another season of squibillies?

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I want my business to gained popularity abruptly.

I wish to dance at the grocery store.

I wish to magically levitate, and control the weather.

I wish to transform into a robot that can transform into a truck.

I wish to into a Diplodicus.

I wish to turn into a T-rex.

I wish to transform into a robot that can transform into a 1980s car.

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what wish should they make

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ok wish machine broken

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I AM CALYPSO

What is your wish

make your wish and claim your prize

What is your wish

What is your wish

A wish to see the most famous battlefields of World War One

random wish 4

random wish #1

random wish 5

okay the wish is simple I wish that Timmys family car trip

here's our wish

Random wish

what is your damn wish goddamnit

A new wish

time for a new wish

Random Wish #177013

Random ending

Calypso is here to give wish

wish

Random ending

what's your fucking wish

Ok here's wishes

who's your fucking wish

what's yer wish ya little bish

What is your wish

YOUR WISH BETTER NOT BE SHIT!

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so your wish is for Sesmic to stop using jars

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What is your wish (Calypso keeps saying that he will sue HARDBRINA for her show your dish is shit because its clearly copying your wish is shit)

SESMIC has flooded his slop into public access so now I will use my show as a way to put an end to random rants

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what is your wish???

Broly weed

throughout heaven and earth i alone am the honored one

throughout heaven and earth i alone am the honored one

Julian Davis Jr. wishes he had a machine that can detect hoaxes from a mile away

Julian Davis Jr. wishes for a hoax worthy of a novel

Remove my boredom