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POLICE!

A Police Station where it shows Sam, Sam 2, Lincoln Loud, and Police Sam (Strict)

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Sam 2 says "Lincoln, you want to bomb America now?

Sam 2 says "Lincoln, you fucking psychopath! You want to bomb America now? Goodness, your more worse than I thought, after that dildo hunt with Jigglypuff!

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There have been studies that show being laid off can be more traumatic than going through a divorce!

Lincoln Loud wants to bomb America

Lincoln Loud is found arrested

Sam 2 smokes weed in the office

Police Sam: Remember, I'm watching.

Lincoln Loud is arrested for public indecency

Lincoln Loud starts a group riot on the Nickelodeon Headquarters

Lincoln explodes the whole entrie Times Square

Police Sam is going to the restroom

Lincoln Loud starts a outbreak

Lincoln Loud strokes Obama

Sam 2 sells gummies to children

I poisoned your mother with THC juice with hidden smell.

food nightmares struck once again

what kind of stew is on on your mind?

Police Sam seen on camera eating and refilling turd stew while mumbling about how he is going to force feed everyone

Police Sam offers bonuses in exchange for eating Turd Stew. Its full of protein

Turd Stew now mandatory meal in police station Police Sam enforces

New food market arrives to town Its time to enforce the law

Police Sam uncovers plan to raid sewers and reclaim approximately 200 kg worth of feces for his famous soup

Stew is now illegal

Miklos caught pooping in the Turd Stew

turd stew eww

Police Sam keeps on sipping from his mug that smells of Turd Stew

Turd Stew Escaades

Office above us is leaking Turd stew and its now dripping form the ceiling right into everyones mouth and coffee

Police Sam forces everyone to consume Turd Stew. Willing or unwilling Police Sam subdues everyone and force-feeds them Turd Stew while they pass out

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(This episode establishes that this TV show and all of it's characters are part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe)

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Everyone writes episode ideas to be acted out by random AI prompts. All ideas will be accepted and processed without being reviewed.

Sam commits weed

Lincoln Loud arrested for raping Jigglypuff

Lincoln Loud kills his sisters

Lincoln Loud makes Pikachu have rabies

Lincoln and Sam 2 arrested for bombing Nigeria

Police Sam arrested Lincoln Loud for cannibalism

Lincoln is arrested for abusing Pikachu

Lincoln is arrested for going on a dildo hunt and using it on Jigglypuff

Lincoln Loud sues The Pokémon Company

Lincoln Loud is arrested for assassinating the president or USA

Lincoln Loud also sues Nick

Lincoln Loud sues Roblox

Time for lunch What are we ordering?

Turd Stew Police Sam recipe

Time to eat stew

Turd Stew Time Police Sam demands more STEW

Ricky describes how he produces his Turd Stew by fishing out turds from his toilet and marinating it in big bowl

Police Sam smears his poop all over the Pizza then he offers it to his colleagues as if nothing happened. Police Sam keeps smiling and laughs uncontrollably as he s offering the pizza

Stew time

Police Sam explains how Java belongs into its own garbage collector

Police Sam explains how to find best turds for his turd Stew

Turd Stew spilled on Pizza wetting it whole

I cant believe its national Soup Day

Time to make more Turd Stew

Lets Have A STEW says Police Sam

Police Station is now Turd Stew restaurant

Sam finds Police Sam in office drying turds all over the office in order to prepare instant Turd Stew. He then offers Instant Turd Stew sacks to unsuspecting colleagues who prepare and eat it unknowingly until its too late

Turd Stew

Its time to ban a random food

Police Sam demans everyone to contribute Turds for his Turd Stew

People of the city bring bowls full of Turd Stew to Police station as a solidarity gift

Police Sam comes in early co cook up delicious speciality

Police Sam is unhappy about no one interested in nutritious turd stew and demands everyone eats a bowl of turd stew as it contains a lot of delicious turds

Police Sam explains how Poop diet makes him healthy and swole thanks to poop protein

Police Sam demands Stew

Police Sam dissolves couple gallons of Turd Stew in local water supply so that all water in city tastes of Turd Stew. There is Turd Stew in everything edible

Sam expresses his love for Turd Stew

Police Sam spears poop over pizza but disguises it by saying its Nutella. Other than smell it looks like Nutella and Sam doesnt notice andeats it

We have to guard restaurant

Lincoln Loud gives Pichu Crack mixed with dog shit

Lincoln abuses his parents

Lincoln Loud says "HEY, GET OFF OF ME!"

Lincoln Loud robbed money at Elon Musk's bank

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Braydack is my homie!

Sam 2 sneaks behind Police Sam to get the key and escapes

Remember this, I killed everyone with a nuke but us

I'm going to snap the us president's neck

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There's a real dinosaur in the police station!

Both of you, your prison dinner is Bloody newborn limbs

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Everyone must do one push-up each time someone swears!

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We need to block the sun, and we need to DO IT NOW! BY ANY MEANS AND BY ANY COST!

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They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin' tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty!

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(Everyone talks like they are in an episode of Deadwood)

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sentient dinosaurs

Delicious Turd Stew now on menu

Stew? what?

Noone can avoid eating Police Sams Turd Stew as he shoves a spoonful into everyone's mouth

Bourgeoisie demand Police Sam to be harder on force-feeding Turd Stew

Police Sam gets a stroke all he can taste now is a TURD STEW

Turd Stew now mandatory meal of the day in Pollice station

Sadly all you can buy from now is Stew

I love to bomb America

Bourgeoisie demand all stews to contain at least 60% of turds in aim to conserve food for the elites

Smoke weed every day

Whose turd did I found in my stew

Turd found in stew

Police Sam reveals his prominent position among Bourgeoisie an is behind Stew demands

Police Sam bings bowl of Turd stew for all to eat and when they decline he force-feeds everyone

Police Sam now member of Bourgeoisie laughs as everyone has to eat mandatory Turd Stew

Police Sam is only one to get a raise and gets exception from eating Turd Stew as he is member of Bourgeoisie

Bourgeoisie Police Sam brings another bowl of force-feeding Turd Stew

Police Sam brings a Bowl of soup as peace offering

Police Sam explains how its important to reclaim undigested protein from Turds by making a Stew out of them

Bourgeoisie demand Turd stew to be only meal for Police officers with exception for Police Sam of corse

force-feeding Turd Stew is now main way of preserving good food for Bourgeoisie

Police Sam brings another bowl

Turd Stew is new super protein food and Bourgeoisie agree son Police Sam has everyone eating it

Police Sam has a mission to force-feed them and keep good food for Bourgeoisie

Office is full of bowls this morning ... Its time to get munching

Police Sam offers alternative to eating Turd Stew and its to refill Turd Stew with your own effort

Police Sam hopes force-feeding Turd Stew will make it popular among his colleagues. He thinks they are unable to appreciate the subtle taste of Turd Stew

Turd Stew disguised as Turd Stew is new evil plan by Bourgeoisie Police Sam to get everyone to eat Turd Stew

New flavor of Turd Stew revealed Police Sam sure this will get everyone to enjoy diarrhea flavored Turd Stew

Lincoln Loud eats Rhea Bloody Ripley

Police Sam explains how Bourgeoisie deserve all real food while everyone eats Turd Stew

Police Sam thinks he is so generous with providing Turd Stew for his subordinates. Delicious protein filled Turds must make them rally happy

We have to capture Marry Tsu a local Terrorist

Okay I just accepted a bribe ... lets do a drive by shooting on local shopping mall

stew time

Police Sam smears poop all over the table

dead marry tru sues police

Okay lets get high on crack we captured from that bike gang

Okay it is time to jump off that window behind me ... I saw it on TV its ok Ill be fine

Sam sharts himself

Police Sam pats sam with a poopy hand he wiped his butt with. Then he puts his poopy finger in Lincolns mouth for a solid 5 seconds

Police Sam takes a fat dump right on the middle of the table and smears it along the table line to establish borders in office

Police Sam reveals his kink of smearing poop all over his coworkers faces every time hes within arms reach of them

Police Sam gets angry and throws his fieces all over the office including his coworkers mouths and tries to convince them to swallow it

Police Sam bring pot full of his turds from the weekend offering it as a meal in order to recycle protein he didnt digest during weekend

Police Sam stuffs his poop into photocopier in order to multiply it ... he then staples photocopies of his turds all over the office

Police Sam massages Lincolns throat in order to make him swallow turds

Police Sam demands mandatory circumcision for police officers as it makes you a better policeman

My poop is filled with nutrients and protein ... why would you refuse it? : Asks Police Sam

Police Sam brings a turd stew to office accidentally spills it all out on sam2

Police Sam brings another sack of poop from yesterday and demands team to eat it whole

Police Sam brings another Turd Stew and pours it into everyone's coffee while they are not looking. None of them knows he does this but notices odd taste of the coffee

Police Sam offers another turd stew as a peace offering to his colleagues

Police Sam tries to convince everyone his Turd Stew tastes good by licking the pot dry

Police Sam sneaks into Lincolns home while he is sleeping and feeds him his protein poop in his sleep because he sleeps with open mouth.

Police Sam steals Lincolns poop right before he manages to flush it and adds it to his Improved Turd Stew

Lincoln gets brain aneurism from the stench turd Stew produces and falls down into it Almost drowning in it while Police Sam takes a dump on top of him

Police Sam looks for new recipee to expand his turd stew recipee book

Police Sam refills his Turd stew on toilet

Police Sam Eat a bowl of Turd Stew and get a week off all paid ... deal?

Police Sam makes sure everyone eats his stew

police builds bom guy

Police Sam refuses to move on from Turd Stew

Police Sam experiments with adding poop from his colleagues to his improved yummy Turd Stew

Police Sam offers bonusesin exchange for Turd Consumption

Police Sam offers BOnus for eating bowl full of Turd Stew

Police Sam announces mandatory Turd Stew therapy for whole office

Police Sam justifies his endorsement of Turd Stew

Police Sam welcomes everyone at the door feeding everyone a spoonful of the infamous Turd Stew while they are not expecting it. He is successful in feeding everyone

Police Sam convinces Sam to have a spoonful of a Turd Stew. Sam actually likes it

Police Sam and Sam eat Turd Stew together hastily to ingest as much turd protein as they can

Police Sam has a public speech about Protein in food

Lincoln eyeballs Police Sams Turd Stew. Curious Lincoln tastes a spoonful of Turd Stew

Police Sam starts Cult of Turd Stew

Turd Stew gets infused with Mythic magic and grants powers of Protein ingestion

Turd Stew proves itself to be highly addictive and everyone hungers for the taste of even a drop of Turd Stew

Police Sam Turd Stew anyone?

Turd stew now mandatory meal of the day in office. No one likes it but since its mandatory there is not much choice so everyone munches down on it

Police Sam brings a Pot full of something to office : Guess what do I have? he asks

Police Sam asks about feedback on his Turd Stew

Bring Food to work Friday in office

Turd Stew found in cafeteria Who brought it in?

its International Turd Stew day

Police Sam offers bonuses for eating Turd Stew

its international Stew day

Police Sam brings Turd stew to work and demands everyone to eat a bowl of it

Police Sams fecal desires manifest in cooking up a Turd stew which he brings and force-feeds everyone

Police Sam smears poop all over office walls

whats your favourite Turd based meal?

Government mandates turd based meals amids food shortage

Police Sam is obsessed with poop which he smears all over the walls

Police Sam carefully crafts a new Turd Stew recipe as no one suspects him of being the real turd slinger culprit

Police Sam has poop smeared all over his lips yet he denies ever eating Turd Stew found in office this morning

Police Sam is really into Turd Stew

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Korean fire noodles

SOME GUY IS IN PAKISTAN

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bungus is at it again for some dumb reason

mark pirates games

New stew appears in the office

Attention: The police station is shutting down indefinitely because it's old

someone broke the only copy of DreamWorks upcoming Shrek fifth film releasing on July 1, 2026

WE have to leave to Poland because rent is too high

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How long can we go without cursing?

Return of turd stew haunts the crew as someone ordered it on doordach by accident

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(Randomly select an occupation, a noun, an object, and a random number between 1000-2000. Use these to generate your episode topic.)

911, what's your emergency? "my nutsack hurts"

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(Randomly select a character that must leave immediately because he left his stove on, and must go home and turn it off before it's TOO LATE!!!)

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Snitches get stitches, and their skin frequently itches!

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New uses for paper clips (not limited by the size and/or quantity)

1 million dollers

they catch bugaus

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I like you. Do you like me? Why or why not?

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Humans make contact with a new alien race called the AhZeeta.

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What is wanted level?

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I found a gun on the floor

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Everyone takes turns kissing

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Everyone is invincible

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All references to anilingus are strictly prohibited. Anyone that makes any reference to anilingus, no matter how small, will be electrocuted as punishment!

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Left 4 Dead

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Windows 11 Dolphin Laptop Ad

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Super Mario Brothers

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bread

C4's planted in America

Jigglypuff Sex

Mmmmmm

Lincoln kills his sisters

Mmmmmm

Dildo hunt with Jigglypuff

Charlie Morningstar

Mmmmmm

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swiggity swooty give me that booty

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All plastic straws have been replaced with more eco-friendly paper versions.

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Colin reports seeing a stolen family heirloom at a local pawn shop

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Why is it so easy to be a jerk on the internet?

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Harry Potter, but with guns instead of magic

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(Randomly select any animal species, then add a randomly selected gender to the end of it to form one word; this is your new pitch for a big-budget superhero film franchise)