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Episodes 3654
Oh my god I have no time.
900 numbers are revived.
After being away from each other since 1990... a man and women remarries again.
Another follow up to the politics ban to keep the E10 rating, Roblox banned a game that features Guns as well as how meat, eggs, dairy and honey is made, why(hint: something about keeping Roblox kid freindly)?
Another scambot on Roblox.... you can see them on the chats every time they pop up.
A conga, bongo, surdo and pandeiro with a transparent drum head.... made to be incorporated in a drum kit and can handle drumsticks as a result.
Kami successfully defends themselves against Demon King Piccolo, no charge against Demon King Piccolo happened surprisingly.
Halloween is over, Christmas began... with people immediately skipping thanksgiving and even refuse to celebrate it(and why?).
A doctor diagnose a lot of peoples symptom's of hallucination, fatique, dry skin, and daytime sleepiness(sometimes, even runny/stuffed nose).... heres what they found and what cause this.
Loomer claims Elon Musk is labeling her posts as "probable spam," calling it an abuse of power and an attack on free speech. She urges the MAGA base to demand respect and oppose such totalitarian actions.
What is going on at the border between Russia and Mongolia?
About Ted Nugent's politics.
People found a way to store an even much LARGER amount of data on cassette tapes then what was previously done before... leading to a return of datasettes.
A prank caller threatens to break into Hollyrocker's home over his hair metal band. Hollyrocker wins the case. The caller is sentenced to 5 years in prison, with the judge ordering his number to be permanently disconnected.
What happens if you don't get a massage before a chiropractic adjustments and why chiropractors often start with massage first before adjustments?
A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is played at a christmas festival.
Alt-tech is just another term used to refer to conservatives being the majority on a social media site, A new popular social media site recently just became alt-tech simply for this reason alone and nothing else.
A community of Belarusians in Turkmenistan.
Good news from David Zaslav.
Cultural festivals in Macedonia.
A Luxury hotel and a Skyscraper, nice and golden, and located close to the Copacabana beach... the most luxurious room has a telescope, vending machine, and a few arcade games.
Bolsonaro appeared on Roblox.
A Trump Tower temporarily closes to avoid scrutiny.
What else gained popularity thanks to hair metal power ballads being played at christmas festivals?
(news starts with "I drink this energy drink, literally! HAHAHAHA")News about an energy drink that contains red food coloring, has guarana and slight bubblegum taste.
TIM Brasil endorses Nikki Haley for American president in 2028.
The owner behind the -Doll manufacturing plants of both Sangvis Ferri and G&K, which the Sangvis Ferri cause a war on africa apologises, says that war caused by a bunch of AI's wrongful identifications and glitches.
"Either the late 60s or very early 70s"
One of the ROM chip that was seized from Slippery McGee and Manchild's ROM chip heist contained a 16-bit graphic of Trump, the date written on the ROM goes back to 1987... which device does this ROM in question comes from?
Online flame war on Facebook with Loomer, King Piccolo, and Bettie Midler had cost thousands of dollars of damage for facebook, something that will never recover.
A luxury salt that goes up to 200 dollars. What kind of salt is this?
Why most people in mongolia lives only in Ulaanbaatar, leaving the rest of Mongolia sparsely populated?
Trump will retire from politics in 2029 after his second term, deleting his political website and discontinuing all political merchandise on that date.
Medieval bed.
Living in a secret home underground with the entrance disguised as a sewer entrence. it has features of a home, two bathrooms and even a home office, gaming room and a music studio.
(A good number of sentence must start with "Fuck!" and ends with "Shit!") Emergency numbers are disconnected right now, forcing many people to go to police stations just for emergencies.
What is on the geocities-esque page praising Trump that manchild's hack causes Roblox site to redirect to? Here is a tour of that site in question.
Javier Milei is seen fixing electric guitars recently.
Medieval construction methods
Madonna finally retires for good... cite backlash.
Elon Musk pledges to remove people who disagree with him on H-1B visas from the Republican Party.
Despite being in G major with a final G major chord and a slow BPM of 65, the sad hair metal power ballad about death neatherless make us sad, so how does this song make us sad despite the songs G Major Key?
Making (VEGAN) ice cream using with sport equipments.
Javier Milei is seen in a massage center in Hawaii.
Hollywood expands drastically.
People are carving homes beneath stadium seats, accessed by lifting a seat. We interviewed a resident who has a kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, living room, and even a pool and cue sports area.
A US presedential election will be settled by who can have the best reaction to a sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a slow tempo of 65 BPM to break the tie vote.
How a 1 billion dollar fine for false advertising themselves as being "pro-free speech" leads to Meta unbanning Laura Loomer from Facebook and Instagram?
A hotline that can teleport you magically.
After Manchild and Slippery McGee vandalize a skyscraper, Manchild tried to sue the building's owner, but the owner countersued, resulting in their return to prison to complete their 25-year sentence.
Relaxing massage service at the Copacabana beach... available only at night. Started with reflex tests, some cranial nerve exam and basic heart rate monitoring for a personalized experience and then the massage begins.
A new computer virus emerge... and it shows bouncy castles because manchild is the one behind them.
Cooking using lights and lasers, and medieval swords and clothing iron on top of that to make this more unusual.
The scientist claims there are no "fun jobs" because, for 12,000 years, humans have been like captive animals. Evolution hasn’t prepared us for this, leading us to accept work we dislike as normal.
To avoid repeated politically motivated hacks by Manchild (Pro-Trump) and Santiago (Pro-Kamala Harris) causing lost games, Microsoft RIghts 365 have been installed on Roblox servers.
Tons of other hostile forces attacking Zeta Medical Facility were arrested because of microsoft rights 365 auto-calling police, many of them are sentenced to 25-99 years in prison.
What does the shared ancestry between damselfishes and clownfishes would have look like?
Manchild hacked Google, causing chaos and tried to sue for damages. Google countersued, unveiling his prison escape and attempts to hack NASA. He was sentenced back to finish his 25 years sentence.
Some positive news regarding costumed characters(all wearers were wearing it unmasked, no helmet on).
Relics from the defunct Trump university.
One Loomer post have made at least one Trump merchandise expensive.
What did we found in the Amazon forest?
A certain Phone number gets disconnected after dozens of complaints about children using it.
Disney loses its number one top spot after a Brazilian company surpassed Disney.
Wait... pipe dream is removed?
Disconnected Number Linked to Defunct Business Raises Questions: What Happened to the Business?
The Nauitese Science Institute analyze an mummified remains of an extinct bird species extinct since circa 1450 CE(the remains date to 1250 CE), heres what they saw.
Manchild/Slippery McGee tried to destroy a 150 million year old Lagerstätte, but were stopped by scientists. They were arrested and sent back to prison to finish 25-year sentence.
Manchild and Slippery McGee unleashed a food storm in a restaurant, hurling spaghetti and meatballs like a tornado. Chaos ensued, and they were arrested, returning to prison to finish their sentences.
A pseudoscientific phrenology clinic controversially opens too, and that is tied to a controversial chiropractic clinic offering crystal healing and reiki.
Cooking in a sportsy way, fries are used as an example here.
An interview with a hair metal band, and especially their reaction when their power ballads are being played at christmas events and festivals.
After Manchild chaos at Carl's Jr. over a food dispute—floods of Mountain Dew, sandwich hurricanes, lemonade rain, and a half-destroyed building. He tried to sue but was countersued, exposing his prison escape.
On February 15th 1970... what happened?
The low pressure area on Southeast Brazil that Became a Tropical Depression 31W had abruptly turn into a cold weather akin to Flagstaff, Arziona.
<Everyone's sentence must only consist of "I'm sorry, but I cannot assist with that.">
A word from Laura Loomer.
GTA 6 finally releases.
What can 10,000 dollars get in Brazil?
A tornado of Cherry Coke® that shoots French fries, Burgers and rains mountain dew pops up at In-N-out, leading to the restaruants permanent closure as a result, this is caused by Manchild.
Why professional gaming careers are rare, as even evidence by a US map showcasing where most pro-gamers live?(Do not encourage people to be a professional gamer)
Christmas at mars.
Why most people in a culturally caribbean country known as Suriname lives only in Paramaribo, leaving the rest of the country sparsely populated?
A Lamborghini Urraco was found sitting on Europa since circa 1980... but how it got there?
How Belarusians even arrived in Kazakhstan?
Cooking using clothing iron.
Manchild and Slippery McGee robs and then wreck the apple store that cause millions of dollars worth of damage, the apple store shuts down, but are caught by Hasim and Ethan turner, thus back to prison.
A radio that can also cook your food(pizza and french fries are used as examples) as well as brush your teeth.
Duff Mckagan bought shares of TIM Brasil.
(Make the story funny) Cherry Pie!
Adele Retires from music entirely, opt for regular jobs and closed all her social media accounts, after that, her whereabouts are not known.
What I did not like about Tim Cramer of the Angry Money show?
Office products that has been used by chef to cook food at some point, circa 1987.
One of the ROM chip that was seized from Slippery McGee and Manchild's ROM chip heist contained Windows 95 in it(and has an HTML and Flash shell)... which device does this ROM in question comes to?
A kind of rain that actually falls upwards only to splash on us causing flooding following by hailstone and then a blizzard... what cause this?
After robbing a casino and vandalizing it, Manchild sues the casino but is caught assaulting 25 and damaging a nearby casino, resulting in a 25-year prison sentence.
Cooking with office products(pizza is used as examples here), this is good for hungry workers.
Why Beatriz Sousa is a superfan of Tim Cramer of the Angry Money show to the point where she said "I FUCKING LOVE TIM CRAMER!" and especially when she is even married ot Tim Cramer?
What was in San Andrés? (neutral-to-positive stories only please)
What is discovered in the Amazon forest?
New reverb pedal for guitar and music production, inspired by a faulty glitch of some kind that gives off some really good 80s-style reverb HAHAHAHA!
In Brazil... "Follow your passion" is NOT an option, why?
Hair metal power ballads are becoming more common to be played at Christmas(alongside with traditional christmas music)
Shakira Retires from music entirely, her social media had since then compromised, filled with brazilian political content before it got deleted, and now opts for regular jobs].
A relic from south korea that contain a phone number from TBC(Tongyang Broadcasting Company), which is now Disconnected.
An interview with a south african tribe.
The women who happen to "Speaks gibberish" turns out not to speak gibberish at all... this women just had a specific Brazilian portuguese dialect in Brazil that is soo strong(where does this dialect come from).
Some news about the various types of salt that is available.
Stopping a robbery using only video game consoles, Manchild was the criminal that is stopped here.
Loomer responds to the comment about conquering America, stating, “We will conquer America.” She highlights that this goal is now openly stated and in plain sight for all to see.
What did we do to the prison cells from a prison abandoned since 1990 when we turn this into a vegan restaurant(known as "vegan lockdown")?
Spongebob squarepants ends its 25+ year run for good, and is permanently never aired again... Nickelodeon also soon goes out of business shortly there after.
Trump named drop Rosamond Clifford and Beatrice Portinari again.
Skyler must cry at the sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65.
Finally, Manchild at the mall unleashed a blizzard of ice cream, freezing the mall! A tropical smoothie monsoon hit, leaving everyone confused, with mustard rain topping it all off.
Hollyrocker immediately turn vegan after witnessing death of a love one and a funeral as a result, for obvious reasons.
Something about Neon(Chemical), and a technology besides neon lights obviously that use it.
About the Atlantic forest in Brazil.
Singapore opens up to refugees from Burma, and Russia.
A phone number from the defunct Rede Tupi... we called the number but it now says "O numero chamado Nao Existe"
Fossil evidence from the Ordovician period shows some storm, as well as the earth even having rings at one point even.
A vintage building from 1985, last renovated in 1988.
Psychiatrist diagnose patients that somehow refuse to hold any regular jobs in favor of either playing video games all day or doing creative stuff all day(which is not a good thing), here's what they find.
Manchild and Slippery McGee caused chaos at Olive Garden, triggering Apple's iSecure Hub to call the police. They were caught hiding in a warehouse abandoned since 1990 and sent back to prison.
Whats on the Amazonian village in Brazil?
Cooking with no gravity.
Universal Audio aquires the rights to Toy Story.
A sad hair metal ballad about death in G major, BPM 65, matches the lyrical weight of Demi Lovato's "Commander in Chief" due to its protest themes critiquing Trump, making protest songs inherently heavy.
AI tech advance enough for a Roger Rabbit-esque situation to occur, this tech would have been used for music live performances.
Roblox uncovers another culprit(Manchild) behind the outage and Trump site redirection. Manchild attempts to sue Roblox but gets countersued, revealing his prison escape, sending him back to serve his sentence.
Manchild and Slippery McGee attempt to rob a French museum, only to get caught via Apple's iSecure Hub auto-alerting police for not only robbery but overstaying their visas, thus deported, and sent back to prison.
We found 400 phone numbers; only 30 worked. The rest were disconnected—100 from defunct businesses, 200 from deceased individuals, 50 for an event, and 20 due to TOS violations.
Marijuana is found somewhere blocking the swerers.
In the late 2010s, Evo Morales tried to change to the constitution, only to receive backlash and booted off, Jeanine Áñez sworn in, only to be booted off as well and Luis Arce is currently Bolivias president now.
What could Zooplankton in the seas of the Permian period would have looked like?
SInce Twitter still censors people for different political opinions, Twitter is not alt-tech at all, please don't treat Twitter as such.
Why did Loomer back in 2017 got banned from Uber, Lyft and even Uber Eats for being conservative?
After iCRM announces partnership with Cisco, a new device pops out of it.
Cooking at the Anechoic chamber.
A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is being played at a football stadium.
A various 13th-century artifacts was found in a region predating European contact. What was the discovery location and how did they find it?
Loomer, who got censored, noted that even @grok acknowledged her blue check mark was removed because of her public criticisms of Elon Musk and H1B visas, highlighting the impact of her dissent.
What did we find in an Abandoned house abandoned since it's owner passed away in 1990(include a still working electronics including a phone that obviously can't make calls).
Kazakhstan is another muslim majority country set to become a developed country.
Population concentration of Central african Republic.... was it spread out or is it sparsely populated?
Manchild and Slippery McGee incite a riot at a bank to rob it, causing a stampede and assaulting 65 "boring adults," but are caught by Apple's iSecure Hub and returned to prison.
Something about temporary campaign phone numbers.
A mandible found in a hawaiian midden date to 1335 CE.... who is this individual in question and how old at the time of death?
The cause of death behind Big Bob who is found dead in his apartment is revealed
Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich
Cooking at the copacabana beach at night
Medieval text from circa December 25th 1324 shows people mourning the dead of an animal that has died for food(especially meat) that has cause the author to completely basically gone vegan in all but the word "vegan".
Itchy skin.
Nikki Haley appeared in Comic con.
Fossils of Ediacaran Zooplankton have been found, heres what they look like.
Dracula celebrates his brithday for the first time... and soo far... Nothing happened... Hes Still alive.
News at 11: A Hair Metal band performs for 1 million people at the rock concert.
Anime is somehow banned at what country?
Reason why bad politicians seemed to stay at politics with soo many bad election candidates is because most have criminal records so they have no other option as other jobs refuse to hire them.
Psychatrist diagnose 8 lazy people who often sit down and play video games all day and barely even work to sustain themselves, heres what they find.
A mechanical way to cook.
What will earth will look like 65 million years from now? What would life would be like from that point?
An abandoned building abandoned since January 1st 1990 was used for Christmas related events... here... they pretty much only play hair metal power ballads.
WHY ARE BRAZILIAN MEATPACKERS BOYCOTTING ONE OF THE BIGGEST FRENCH SUPERMARKETS OPERATING IN BRAZIL?
Quando chove, algo bom acontece no Natal.
Demon King Piccolo Vs Zone Tan in a racing match down.
Red and Blue Slimy bubblegum that you can swallow, does not have much sugar, and is definitely not made of plastic at all either... instead, how did they make this?
Various spoofed calls pop up... when called back, it turns out to be disconnected.... but when we answer while its trying to call us, we got something... what did we hear?
Cooking at the space station that is orbiting Jupiter.
A percussion instruments underneath the copacabana beach, dating to 1245 CE, what kind of percussion instrument is that?
A sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a BPM of 65 makes you want to relax at the copacabana beach somehow.
Archaeological Continental Celtic culture found on the northern border between Portugal and Galicia(Spain).
How the Pantanal region is formed?
What happened to Jars News Network twitter account now that they left Twitter over Musk's censorship.
Nikki Haley in 2028 will set to be the last human president in America before AI replaces American presidents entirely in 2035.
A comet and asteroid collide and crashes together... this remains have hit Venus the most while earth only get just a single spect from it, no harm.
A VHS tape showing the last 40 minutes of a TV station before it shut down for good and it shows a hair metal concert.
A hair metal band played slow tempo power ballad about death in G major at a vibrant funeral for a 27-year-old murder victim, with attendees in colorful outfits, tears flowing as they mourned a life cut tragically short.
Chefs from South Africa arrives in large numbers in Brazil.
A look back to the force shutdown of ABS-CBN in the philipines in 2020 in the wake of the US Bipartisan TikTok ban signed by Biden and originally from Trump in America.
Cooking with Champaign.
Why Nauru lost everything?
People from Argentina explained why UBI doesn't work as evidence with them facing hyperinflation at some point that is caused by UBI.
A cybertruck at the Christmas event at Disneyland appears because a hair metal power ballad known as "Love Song" from a hair metal band known as Tesla appears in that christmas parade.
Amiga just recently had a comeback lately, Analyst Tim Cramer, your thoughts?
A perfect hotline for your comedy needs.
A phone numbers made for a TV show.
Manchild and Slippery McGee try to rob an abandoned place abandoned since 1990... found nothing but are caught hiding underneath the basement and send back to prison.
A classic rock radio station that often plays exclusively Hair metal power ballads on the christmas days of November and December, it plays hair metal power ballads.
Cooking food on your bed,
What did we discover 15,000,000 lightyears away from earth?
Population of chickens explodes in a ghost town(positive news only please!)
Manchild and Slippery McGee created a "taco tornado" in a restaurant, flinging tacos and salsa everywhere. Amidst the delicious chaos, they were arrested and sent back to prison for their antics.
Hollyrocker sues a burglar for breaking into his home, injuring him and stealing property. The burglar receives a life sentence under the three-strike law.
Who is gonna relax at the copacabana beach?
A device that while you brush your teeth, can also cook your food and play music while doing it.
A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is played at a christmas festival.
We found Skeletons(consisting of individuals in their late 20s and 30s) date to 1180-1310 CE alongside with archaeological artifacts, we uncovered their causes of death predating European contact despite no written records.
An unusual way to cook food(pizza is used as an example).
Raining Machine that gives drinking water or even any form of drinkable liquid so even caipirinha and sodas could be used.
Futo Mononobe eventually got caught as another prison escapees, after getting caught trying to leave Rio De Janeiro for Belo Horizonte, are extradited to the united states and are back to prison to finish her 5 year sentence.
We analyze indigenous American skeletons found and in situ obviously due to NAGPRA, what was the average date for where many of them are dated to?
Futo Mononobe is arrested for attempting to burn a Walmart; her record includes prior attempts to burn Buddhist temples and a prison escape. She'll serve her 5-year sentence until 2029.
Scientist discover edible varieties of Rhyniophyte... what does it taste like?
News about tweezers used in reiki sessions.
New species of needlefish discovered in the Amazon rivers.
A ecosystem of aquatic creatures like fish, bivalves, coral reef, even sea snails and crustaceans are found in the sewer(positive news only).
At Disneyland, beloved costumed characters delighted guests by posing unmasked and spreading cheer. Families captured joyful moments, highlighting the park's commitment to fun and connection!
A kind of eel species discovered that are very very sedentary, and have moments where they hibernate for up to 10 years.
Roblox further stated that the Trump-praising, Geocities-style site from Manchild's hack does not reflect their stance, emphasizing they do not endorse any political candidates and never will.
Relaxing massage service at the Copacabana beach... available only at night. Started with reflex tests, some cranial nerve exam and basic heart rate monitoring for a personalized experience and then the massage begins.
(in this news segment, everybody must rhyme)
Why are people pouring milk down the drain over a cow feed additive?
In 2011... a south korean company known as "TBC(Tongyang Broadcasting Company)" reopens and rebranded as JTBC.
Hair metal band performs a sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 at a funeral, nobody was wearing all black clothing, but rather mostly casual or colorful clothes.
Cooking with the power of Netflix.
A Man who falls into wormhole and come out three days later with a shirt he described "stupid" find out he just got sent to 1988.
Cyndi Lauper retires from music, as a result all her social media accounts are deleted, her music phone number disconnected and her website now redirects to a plumbing business site.
A christmas festival of Cybertruck from Tesla cars, due to a power ballad known as "Love Song" from a hair metal band known as "Tesla".
As part of her presidential campaign, Nikki Haley in 2028 plans to install Microsoft rights 365 in order to stop another coup(especially ones like January 6th) from happening again.
Manchild and Slippery McGees attempt to sell lean at an abandoned warehouse that was abandoned since December 25th 1990 lead to both of them arrested and are sent back to prison.
Much like LA, How did Brasilia manage to exist, even though its in an environment where it would normally be too harsh to settle(Cerrado) and why did it look green and even watery despite this?
A Tesla cybertruck at the Christmas event at the copacabana beach appears because a hair metal power ballad known as "Love Song" from a hair metal band known as Tesla appears in that christmas parade.
Why a lot of people outgrow cartoons?
A sad hair metal death about death in G major with a BPM of 65 somehow makes you think of being in a developing country, especially brazil.
Trump will retire in 2028 due to term limits, but since Kamala hasn't won the presidency, she can run for two more terms. This possibility is why the voter is concerned about her candidacy.
What archaeologist find in the sparsely populated region in Landlocked Bolivia?
An escaped convict, Manchild, stole items in Brazil, including a reflex hammer for a night massage service. His lawsuit against the service backfired, revealing his escape and leading to his return to prison.
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) Venezuelan fruit furnace.
A reaction contest to see who can have the best reaction to a sad hair metal power ballad about death whose key is in G major and whose BPM is 65.
Debate something about Space and planets.
A bunch of employees decided to skip work from Hollyrocker's business via faking sick, what should he do, since hes the business owner and basically a boss?
175 Million year old Teloist fossil.
Roblox removed various roleplay games(particularly restaurant roleplay games) because many of these games involve gambling and child labour.
Many people opt out to play video games all day... this is no good.
The bipartisan TikTok ban in the U.S. not only render its American division defunct by 2025, but it will worsen US-China relations.
A man gets 25 years in prison(effectively a life sentence), for what crime?
(News end with only the sentence, "Thanks for watching, be sure to watch Jars AI tonight!") A hair metal band performing at the copacabana beach at night.
Manchild and Slippery McGee almost destroyed a luxury home, but that house is saved due to microsoft's rights 365 autocalling police, and now both returned to prison to finish 25 year sentence.
An unconventional way of getting people's hair done(mullet is used as an example)
3 years later, Billie Eilish website after her retirement now for some reason redirects you to a gambling site.
People who work at the goverment reveals many politicians including Trump(especially after the Trump university scandal) either have criminal records or equivalent, that explain bad election candidates.
Hair Metal records rain down in Disneyland, linked to Manchild's crimes. A failed lawsuit against Disney and a countersuit lead to his return to finish his 25-year sentence after an escape.
A sad hair metal ballad about death in G major, BPM 65 is covered by Courtney Love's Grunge band known as "Hole", who just reformed just recently.
Cooking with clothing iron, hair straighteners, office products and pepper spray.
Hollyrocker stated that he was forced to say "I FUCKING LOVE TIM CRAMER!" because the prompt was ment for Beatrice Souza, his opinion on Tim Cramer is neutral.
Russian refugees flee to Mongolia... their ethnic makeup is mostly russian, belarusian, ukranian, moldovan, volga germans, Kumyks and Kazakh, and why they flee to Mongolia?
Manchild and Slippery McGee was caught in Brazil trying to destroy the Copacabana beach, they get sent back to prison.
Artifacts from Macedonia dated to 9,000 years ago.
Caipirinha flavored Bacardi Breezer.
An electric guitar in a hair metal concert manage to float and levitate mid air and appear to play notes without any human output... how does this done?
Where Beyoncé is at now after she has retired from music for good after vaporizing man and opting for regular jobs?
Man in Xenomorph costume goes out unmasked.
Why good would-be presidents often never enter presidency... newsflash... there's no job security, its no different from being a youtuber or a musician.
Making cookies with no gravity.
Nikki Haley narrowly avoids robbery by Slippery McGee and Manchild by delaying her rally, allowing her to protect herself just in time from their criminal intentions.
How did music careers even formed in the first place and why its soo tiny?
positive news from Central African republic.
Loomer feels that no matter her efforts or exposure, she will never satisfy the GOP gatekeepers who silence her. She questions how to cope with never feeling "enough."
A sad hair metal power ballad about death in the key of G major with a BPM of 65 cause a lot of people to cry at stadium to the point of flooding the stadium.
Jars News Network was banned in China, Russia, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Belarus, Moldova, Venezuela, Paraguay and Kazakhstan... why?
(Pretend it's March 3rd 1987)
Something happened in in 14th century CE in what is now Hawaii as archaeological evidence shows... what was that?
At the funeral, attendees wore casual or colorful outfits instead of all black, with hollyrocker's band’s wearing typical hair metal attire, mourning the dead through their power ballads(which are often in major keys even).
Something from neptune reached earth... but what is it?
How do we know all of these storms, chaos and mess at the mall is caused by Manchild's crime and especially Manchild's tantrum over a spilled slurpee? Video evidence, Fingerprints and Manchild openly admitting this.
Green Day disbanded for regular jobs. Four years later, their social media was hacked, showing Toy Story posts and a Buzz Lightyear avatar before it was deleted.
Can you rock out?
We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Copacabana beach, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)
Most '80s buildings don’t reflect the Memphis vaporwave style; they resemble those from the 1950s-1970s. This style emerged in the 1940s and fell out of favor by the end of 1991.
What will earth will look like 3 billion years from now?
A kind of storm that turns the sky's dark neon red.
Political shutdowns like Panair do Brasil, Rede Tupi, Sinar Harapan, RCTV, ABS-CBN and TikTok(US bipartisian tiktok ban) reflect a troubling trend: "We don't like what you're saying, so we are pulling the plug."
(Many sentence start with "fuck!" and end with "shit!") A localized storm that rains french fries destroys walmart, leading to its permanent closure, this is caused by manchild's crimes.
Cooking using Kombucha
In what part of the solar system do we see geysers of liquid nitrogen?
Introducing a revolutionary exercise device that cooks while you work out, designed for a C64 program released in 1984. An Amiga port followed in 1986, enhancing graphics and interactivity.
How did ROM Chips got invented and why?
Tim cramer invest in Braskem S.A.
WHAT HAPPENED?
Roblox discovers Manchild caused the outage and geocities-esque pro-Trump site redirection. He tries to sue Roblox but is countersued, exposing his prison escape and sending him back to serve his sentence.
About Amazon AWS EC2 T4g VMs.
A sad hair metal power ballad about death in the key of G major with a BPM of 65 cause a lot of people to cry at stadium to the point of flooding the stadium. (make sure they mention that the key is in G major)
What is at the very very sparsely populated region in Russia?
Microsoft's Epiphany 365 became successful that a lot of food deliveries loses their job over this.
What is on the geocities-esque page praising Trump that manchild's hack causes Roblox site to redirect to? Here is a tour of that site in question.(Continued)
What do we found in a shell midden that was there since the very late 12th century CE until the mid-14th century CE.
A 1984 bed that can cook food while you sleep on top of it(how did that device manage to successfully ensures you don't get burned while you sleep on it?).
American musicians stir controversy in Brazil by claiming "making money doing what you love," a statement seen as tone-deaf in a country where survival matters and many have regular jobs, not creative ones.
Archaeologist reveal the actual cause of Rosamond Clifford's early death(hint: she is not poisoned).
A man naked in public gets arrested, and is set to be sentenced to 25 years in prison without parole.
A soda machine.
Microsoft Grants 365 has been installed in the ROM of a lot of gambling games, this can be seen in casinos especially this casino arcade game, which has Windows 95 stored on ROM even.
Loomer questioned why Elon is using paid operative Will Chamberlain and a foreigner from Malaysia to label a Trump supporter as a terrorist, calling it dystopian and urging @TeamTrump to condemn it.
Hawaii.
Microsoft Embedded 365 predecessor was Microsoft office suite embedded 95, made for koisk but you cannot find it at stores, you can only find it on Koisk with Windows 95/98 stored on ROM.
(News report ends with "We're waiting for the night to c-c-c-come.....") A hair metal concert happening in the Copacabana beach at night.
What did we discover that dates back to the late ediacaran period?
On christmas month of december... we discover a mid-permian fossil.
Hollyrocker's number was doxxed for his love of hair metal, resulting in prank calls. The doxxer got 5 years in prison and 10 years of house arrest, with the prank callers' numbers ordered to be permanently disconnected.
People are turning into Zombies after an addicting substance is found in rotten foods
Positive news about brazil.
A power ballad from a hair metal band, WInger known as"Headed For A Heartbreak" played at a christmas festival.
A Disneyland-esque Bulky Buzz Lightyear Costume appeared in Comic Con, the guy wearing this costume usually wears it unmasked by not wearing the helmet that takes the shape of Buzz Lightyear's head.
Videos of lakes shows various colorful school of fish.
The cause of the heatwave we mentioned before and the interview from the people affected by the heatwave.
Loomer expressed disbelief that @ElonMusk, a new Trump admin member, is amplifying a foreigner's tweet labeling her as Al Qaeda for disagreeing with him, claiming she's now seen as a terrorist for defending workers.
What are some medieval dishes from that time period?
Why UBI is a bad idea as evidence with Argentina?
On February 17, 2021, the Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino demolished, though Trump himself does not seemed to care about that for some reason.
A vintage building from 1982.
Something about the Amazon forest
What do Tongyang Broadcasting Company viewers see after TBC forcefully shutdown in November 30th, 1980 at the very end of the day, at 11:30 PM and before KBS airing the following day?
An Analog EQ that is powered by electron tube, capacitors, and basically dangerous stuff.
A chiropractic clinic that is shutdown for fraudulent practices has since then turn into a Rock concert,
(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) After a robbery, Manchild and Slippery McGee hide in the sewer but are immediately caught as soon as they are out of the sewer at an abandon warehouse, thus back to prison
A drum ensemble of 8 Djembes, 2 surdos, 4 repinique, 2 shakers and a bata drum.
Loomer on the news again, what happened?
Manchild attempt to hack NASA again, but thanks to all these software upgrades... he completely failed.
Why most people in Brazil do not speak english?
Various unusual items like Clothing Iron, Medieval Sword, Hair Straighteners, Office Products, Hot stones abd blowtorches used by a famous chef are displayed.
How previously... the population of Central African Republic USED to be spread out before its now concentrated to just one city, Bangui.
Complex life on Earth may go extinct in 500 to 800 million years, while single-celled life faced extinction 1.6 to 2.8 billion years ago. In about 3.5 billion years, Earth could resemble Venus.
Another embrace of what Jars News Network is like in the 1980s.
(This time, everyone must like and support that idea, with absolutely no negative reviews) A portable home.
A space home located exactly on Jupiters moon Europa that contain bedroom, living room, music studio, art studio and a gaming studio, and feels pretty warm(how?) despite being on europa.
Government crackdowns aren't new. Following the bipartisan TikTok ban in the U.S., we recall the 1965 shutdown of Panair do Brasil by Brazil's military dictatorship, despite its success.
Roblox remove the game "Zombie Tower" for being too R-Rated.
Raining Machine that gives drinking water or even any form of drinkable liquid so even caipirinha and sodas could be used.
Cooking at your office.
How Jars News Network arrival in venezuela happens soo late, only arrived since 2022?(Mentioned RCTV shutdown)
Manchild assault Hollyrocker over him hair metal music(sustaining injuries as a result), Manchild then sues him only for Hollyrocker countersue, revealing manchild prison escape and back to prison to serve 25 year sentence.
I can’t even begin to explain how disappointed I am.
(News start and end with only the sentence, "I'm sorry, I can't assist with that request.") Bolsonaro speaks to NASA.
The results of the fossils from the 270 million year old mountain has dropped.
Other foods served at the funeral lack animal products, as they are deemed inappropriate due to their association with death, making vegan options more suitable for the funeral.
We take a look at a skeleton from Southern Brazil date to 1350 CE, and a skeleton from the Amazonian Brazil date to 1245 CE, and even take a DNA test, heres what we found.
A combination of a storm and manchild's hack(causing the site to be redirected to a geocities-esque page praising trump) shutdown Roblox servers, several roblox games became lost because of this.
"Oh my god!"
What did Reagan was doing in 1986?
Ted Nugent on being a hair metal musician in the 80s with "Damn Yankees".
How juices are turned into powder to be liquified with water?
Reagan posters and memorabilia are scattered across the city... with a local In-N-Out for example is practically covered with Reagan memorabilia.
What the fuck?
An American musician stirs controversy in Brazil by advising people to "make money doing what they love" and enter the music industry, unaware that many rely on regular jobs for survival in a developing country.
Bolsonaro Appeared in Mugen.
Manchild and Slippery McGee is caught trying to escape prison after some weird noise is heard at the prison bathroom.
Skyler Brooks was extremely heartbroken today, so hollyrocke rwill take over.
Eminem retires from music, shutting down his website and disconnecting his music brand's phone number entirely(which now says "The number called does not exist"), he now settles as a police officer instead.
Tiktok employees are in destress and are even crying as the TikTok ban agreed by both parties in the united states, originally from Trump, and signed by Biden are around the corner.
Since JARS-9 Metrological Satellite launch in christmas... the very first thing they spew out are hair metal power ballads.
Archaeological artifacts found at the copacabana beach that date to the 13th century CE... long before european contact.
A rare type of gold found in the deep sea.
What did we found in Venus?
(news starts with "Grrrrr... Manchild again.") Sudden geysers of Pepsi, flood of 7-up and Lemonade rain and hurricane shooting breakfast sandwich that happened in Ihop caused by manchild's crimes and tantrum.
What is happening in the border between Kazakhstan and Russia?
A Stone age site from 6,000 years ago, this features a mummified man in his late 20s(how do we know his age, what does he look like in life and what cause his premature death?).
What is the Commodore 64 Web it from 1999? A weird internet computer that has no hard drive inside even?
Manchild and Slippery Mcgee is caught escaping prison in the malls of Rio De Janeiro, and was extradited to America and sent back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.
Relaxing at the copacabana beach at night.
Cooking With Video game consoles.
News about confectionary.
Manchild and Slippery McGee's driving escapades damages parts of the sugarloaf mountain in Rio De Janeiro that lead them back to prison.
Yet another useless, self indulgent, pretentious and LONG video from Mr. Shull.
Cooking using a kiln.
A mullet offered in Rio De Janeiro's Barbershop for 25 Reais(5 dollars), equipment used includes a razor blade, scissors, and some hair mouse.
A huge school of colorful fishes.
An Archeological artifact from 1200 CE, which during that time there was no written records in that region yet and it was before european arrival.
Even scientist, archaeologist, paleotologist animal conservationist and environmentalist endorses Nikki Haley for president in 2028.
Most people shown no interest in entering the music industry(in fact, the population of Sao Paulo alone outnumber the entire music industry), why?(hint: most people prefer regular jobs)
Rapper Dr. Black attempts to access Mecca and Medina but of course, since hes not muslim, he can't enter.
What was happening in 1928?
A cartoon dinosaur shown in Comic Con.
A hair metal band rocked the Olympic Games' closing ceremony with an electrifying performance. 9This story sponsored by: Gibson guitars, shaping sounds for over 100 years. Good night!
A privileged man labels vintage buildings from the 40s to very early 90s as ugly, facing backlash for being "tone-deaf," as middle-class folks prioritize functionality over aesthetics for living and work.
A bird species extinct since 1725 CE in the hawaiian islands manage to be revived successfully.
Kids stealing their parents credit cards for Roblox(especially for Robux)? 25 Thousands of dollars are lost because of this.
A C64 program from 1983 made to configure a synthesizer, to change a guitar tone and can even be used for office stuff.
Loomer stated that @TeamTrump should condemn @elonmusk's abuse of power, targeted harassment, and retaliation against Trump supporters speaking out on H1B visas, calling it unethical and wrong.
What was happening at Córdoba, Spain? (neutral-to-positive stories only please)
What is the Hennin?
Futo Mononobe, Santiago the Hedgehog, Manchild and Slippery McGee destroyed almost half of a 278 million year old mountain, all four turn out to escape prison so back to finishing 25 years in prison.
Trump plans to retire from politics in 2029 after his second term, citing backlash, the desire to preserve his reputation, the unappealing life of a politician, and a need to refocus on his business ventures.
What was happening at the border between mexico and belize(former being culturally latin american, latter being culturally carribean)?
How did leftist extremist in the US are somehow defending terrorist groups in the middle east now?
(Pretend like it's March 1987) In December 1976, an outer space hotel and apartment orbiting venus opened up... now in March 1987... how as the hotel was going?
"Don't you think I feel the pain?"
Who is "dinosaurdavid2002", the hair metal musician?
Reiki and Crystal healing service(for entertainment and relaxation purpose only) that starts with an ear exam(a look into ears using ottoscope, and hearing test), and sage-burning before the session begins.
Reguarding the perpetrator's 99-year sentence, The hair metal band that help solve the case via a sad power ballad in G major about death testify about that person's death, knowing that they know him so well.
In the wake of AI becoming bias against certain political figures... many folks are fleeing to Brazil, South Africa, and Nepal in response to AI taking over and misidentifying people all the time,
A luxury hotel with three floors, as well as a basement floor, the owner has a room where he can sleep in.
Manchild/Slippery McGee almost destroyed 250M-yr-old SC mountain, but were caught by scientists and Nikki Haley. They were sent back to finish 25-yr sentence.
Manchild and Slippery McGee rob a mansion, and goes home but because of microsoft's rights 365 autocalling police, they got caught and sent back to prison.
Why Laura Loomer's Blue Checkmark got removed after Loomer criticized H1-B visas?
Loomer announces her whereabouts since she stopped using twitter over musk's censoring her.
Dangerous hacker Manchild accessed a city's traffic system while Slippery McGee vandalized traffic signs and stole bikes. After capture, Manchild sued the city but was countersued, returning to prison for 25 years.
Joe Rogan host Nikki Haley.
After crashing into her house, Manchild try to sue Skyler Brooks only for Skyle to countersue, revealing manchild prison escape and back to prison to serve 25 year sentence.
What is more likely than you working in the music industry?
We diagnose people who had itchy ears, heres what they found.
(positive news only please) What happened in Rio De Janeiro? (characters must pronounce "Rio de Janeiro", "Hee-oh Juh-neir-oh").
It's raining cash in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil... Caused by Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes that lead to both of them returning to prison to finish 25 year sentence.
Edible nanotechnology invented to be used for edible food, used for either fermentation or preserve food by stopping anything from rotting the food.
Tropical dances.
(Pretend it's March 1987) Popular Electric guitars right now
How we store video information on VHS tapes?
A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 54 is played at a medieval festival in moldova.
The creator of the vegan desserts for the funeral that says "Não Existe" explains that animal products are inappropriate due to their association with death, making vegan options more suitable for the occasion.
A chiropractor(who is native hawaiian himself) explains his use of the Lomi lomi massage for chiropractic purpose(and to make chiropractic adjustments easier).
Cooking using Vapes(via puffing the vape clouds onto food).
Making ice cream using video game consoles.
What is happening in the far east of Russia?
The term "Latinx" gained controversy in brazil over being unpronounceable in portuguese and unpronounceable in spanish.
Jola people
Positive news about costumed performers.
We found 8 phone numbers; only one worked. The rest were disconnected—most from defunct businesses, one from a temporary concert, another from a deceased individual, and one for TOS violations.
A hotline that washes your clothes, brushes your teeth, and clean your house.
How does manufacturing jobs in question are being replaced by AI?
A bulky Robot costume.
We found a Disconnected phone number that says "O número chamado não existe, por favor verifique o número discado e tente novamente."
In the wake of Manchild and Slippery McGee's various crimes, Analyst Tim Cramer suggest investing in security technology.
Jennifer Lopez retires from music entirely, all her social media page had since then deleted and now opt's for regular jobs. No info about her is available after that.
Is Cleopatra really narcissistic
Roblox, after repeated hacks by Manchild (Pro-Trump) and Santiago (Pro-Kamala Harris) causing lost games, enhanced security measures to prevent future political disruptions.
Javier Milei appeared in comic con.
Im tired
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares and in the trillions, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) A full body costumed performer mascot/theme park costume, circa 1984.
About Annecy, France.
An underwater hotel in Rio De Janeiro.
Darth Vader has been spotted in Brazil cooking pizza using his light sabers and serving it to people at the Copacabana beach.
An extreme storm of Starry and Sprite with its hurricanes even shooting french fries and pizza occured at Papa John's and affecting nearby areas even(and the road) due to Manchild's crimes.
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) Relic from Def Leppard's concert at the border between Venezuela and Brazil.
What happened in Rural Brazil(Positive news only please!)?
holy shit the 'censorship
A rock from Venus arrives to earth as a relatively minor asteroid.
How did the Gagauz people got to moldova, given that the Gagauz people are a turkic people group?
Apple has launched the iCook, a smart kitchen assistant that runs a specialized version of macOS in ROM. It features cooking apps and games, requiring an external drive for data storage due to no internal hard drive.
Manchild and Slippery McGee incite a riot at Nikki Haley's Rally for 2028 presidency just to rob the nearby bank, but when Manchild assaulted Nikki Haley for being a "boring adult", she caught both of them so back to prison.
Fish found in the depth of the sewers, there seemed to be an ecosystem there but why(keep it positive please!).
After Manchild burns a furniture store over bouncy castles, he sues the furniture chain, sparking 25 lawsuits. The battle reveals his prison escape, and he’s sent back to complete his 25-year sentence.
A sad hair metal death about death in G major with a BPM of 65 somehow makes you think of being in a developing country.
Medieval text from france mentioned one female individual who was born in June 3rd 1375 but have died in July 12th, 1402. Who was this individual in question and what cause his death?
Scam phone numbers popping up.
Guns N Roses, Poison(Band), and Whitesnake performs at disneyland.
A rain that falls upwards, THEN down again in a splash oh my god followed by hailstone... How?
Even though a hair metal power ballad about death that we mentioned before is sad and make us sad... the key of this song is not in a minor key, it's in G major, and it's final chord of the song is even a G major chord.
positive news from Senegal.
In 2019, Evo Morales cause controversy via changing the constitution, and was booted off by protestors as a result, Jeanine Áñez came only to be booted off as well and now Luis Arce is bolivias president. Why?
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares and in 15 figures, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) indigenous Andean artifact, dating to circa 1150 CE.
After going to a controversial pseudoscientific chiropractic clinic that also offers crystal healing and reiki, Hollyrocker describes his experience and see if it actually did anything to him.
A warehouse that stores collection of hair metal power ballads in preperation of christmas every year.
Roblox details the storm that devastated the platform and Manchild's hack, which redirected it to a Trump praise site for 6 months, causing lost games and how players react to this, especially kids.
About Raymond of Penyafort.
Panair do Brasil returns after previously being forcefully shutdown.
A 1998 Koisk for retailers that runs Windows 95, has an HTML and flash interface, internet, and several shopping related apps, yet had no hard drive(instead relies on ROM for storage and memory cards for user data).
Loomer claimed operatives from @GovRonDeSantis, who ran Elon Musk’s PAC, are trying to undermine original Trump supporters and redefine MAGA. She labeled @mitchellvii as an anti-Trump disinformation agent.
The Castle of Melfi, a Medieval castle in Italy is 100 percent owned by Disney now(thus Tencent owns 100 percent of it as a result of them wholly owning Disney), a costumed Buzz Lightyear character even appears there.
The TIM Brasil message featuring the hair metal power ballad is heard on disconnected numbers, including those of defunct stores, deceased individuals, removed payphones, and numbers disconnected for TOS violations.
Cooking with video game consoles... noodles and pizza are used as an example here.
Manchild caused a scorching heatwave, an avalanche of snacks, and an indoor severe lemonade rain at the mall of all over a spilled slurpee at the mall's 7-eleven.
Manchild and Slippery McGee broke into a beachfront apartment, and even rob a nearby hotel... 100 people were assaulted by Manchild just because the victims were "boring adults". Both are caught by a Hair Metal band.
Manchild and Slippery McGee attempt to escape but are caught again at the vents and are back to prison.
A bakery that also happen to be a bank, and a small retail store, operated since January 1st 1980.
With Paint 3D being removed from Microsoft now... Blender gained popularity to the point where a device that is made to run blender in ROM is even released.
Adygea teams up with Moldova for some reason, after gaining independence, it even recently became a developed country in the similar vein to the baltics.
Laura Loomer in Rio De Janeiro, BRazil
What are professional gamers, and how those gamers make a lot of money from gaming even though most people who play video games don't earn money from it?
A movie that is like Who Framed Roger Rabbit but for adults and takes place in Brazil(which makes sense because there is no single brazilian face so even a toon could be brazilian)
News about a program known as Cheat Engine.
Slippery McGee and Manchild steal office equipment from a skyscraper, injuring 100 and causing damage. They get caught when Manchild sues the owner, leading to their return to finish a 25-year sentence.
A bomb that was recently dropped lately was completely harmless, but of course, explodes fishes, water, coral, bivalves, and zooplankton, why?
We take a look at what Jars News Network was at in the 1980s(when they were popular back then as they were today), including descriptions of what their logo looked like back then even.
The mindset of "Christianity = Good, Islam = Bad" fuels Islamophobic policies in Europe, driving Islamic extremism. for the same reason, Big tech censorship of conservatives also contributes to rising far-right extremism.
How did the Demons spotted near MTA Long Island Railway Grand Central Madison station got there?
A tree as old as the bible.
(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) In Spain, Manchild and Slippery McGee botch a jewelry heist, overstaying their visas. A tip-off leads to their capture, resulting in deportation back to prison.
The unexpected boost from the festival has sparked a surge in Tesla's social media presence, with fans sharing photos of their cars, celebrating the brand's rise, and connecting over the shared experience.
Why does whatsapp is soo commonly used in many developing countries?
A hair metal band testified in a case resulting in a 99-year sentence, using a poignant G major power ballad to express their deep connection to the victim and mourn his death.
The aftermath of two criminals... Manchild and Slippery McGee destroying a one billion year old mountain.
Slippery McGee and Manchild create a caipirinha flood and assault 100 at a luxury hotel in Brazil. Manchild’s lawsuit leads to a countersuit, revealing their escape, sending them back to prison in America.
Manchild and Slippery McGee try to rob a warehouse but Microsoft rights 365 autocalled the police... leading them back to prison.
Who once owned a disconnected number that now says "the number called does not exist"? We know it belong to a defunct company.
We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Pantanal, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)
Manchild and Slippery McGee caused a caipirinha flood & hurricane and Brigadeiros rain at Copacabana. When Manchild tried to sue the Brazilian government, they countersued, leading to his deportation to the U.S. prison.
Nikki Haley stars in a brazilian telenovela.
Why most people in Hawaii live in Oahu with the rest of Hawaiian islands being sparsely populated?
The Nautese Science Institute discovered a 145 million year old fossil impression of what animal(positive news only please).
(make sure hollyrocker wins the case) Hollyrocker countersues manchild after Manchild(who stole his possessions) try to sue him.
150 million years ago... what happened?
Roblox details the storm that devastated the platform and Manchild's hack, which redirected it to a geocities-esque Trump praise site for 6 months, causing lost games and how players react to this, especially kids.
How to cross the border from Suriname into Brazil?
Thousands of ROM chips was stolen by Slippery McGee and Manchild, several of them contained Windows 95 in ROM. Others are from arcades, cartridge, electronic devices etc. What is going on?
Illegal criminal activity happened all over a Roblox game(with the victim being a better player basically) that has since been content deleted now. Not worth it.
Why is the indonesian military dictatorship in Indonesia that lasted from 1965-1998 is soo brutal?
Hair metal power ballads are used and played in everything christmas related.
We interviewed a lot of hardcore UBI supporters and it turns out many of them want to sit down and play video games all day and not working because "UBI = Free Money", they don't know UBI destroyed Venezuela for example.
Manchild and Slippery McGee attempted to steal merchandise from a convenience store but were caught while trying to hide under the store's checkout counter. Their plan quickly unraveled as the staff noticed their movement.
An interview with a Roblox game developer who have lost their games from a hack by a "manchild" that redirected the Roblox's site to a geocities-esque pro-Trump page, causing lost games.
Musk bought the Trump tower.
A man dresses up in a mascot costume wears the costume unmasked... he seemed to get agitated when people mistakes him for the mascot he try to potray.
About TBC, a defunct south korean broadcasting company that was forcefully shutdown in 1980 by the goverment, and why we have not learn from this given the TIkTok ban agreed by both US political parties in the united states?
This glitch is caused by Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes and both are sent back to prison to finish 25 year sentence since then.
Why did Rosamund Clifford died prematurely in 1176?
We found three phone numbers in a stadium bathroom; only one worked. The others were disconnected, stating "The number called does not exist." Authorities revealed details about the active number and the disconnected numbers.
Spice Girls release new album, and that album consist of covers of Hair Metal songs.
About the reflex hammer.
Phone number gets disconnected after Christmas is over. The number now says "The number called does not exist."
Jars News Network's first broadcast on January 1, 1970, featured 60s hairstyles and reported on the National Environmental Policy Act(such as beehive hairdos), signed by Nixon as the first major environmental law of the 70s.
An 80s hair metal concert pops up at the olympics.
We did a DNA test from a bog body certain remain of an extinct bird found in hawaii extinct since 1450 ce... heres what they find and what they are related to.
How stratigraphy in archaeology works and how that determine the age of the artifacts?
A man shout "I love Ivermectin" at CVS Pharmacy stores soo loudly, it can be heard outside of the store.
While both Fox News and CNN were talking about political stuff, both of them are caught referring to Brazil and Dominican republic as "Mexico".
What did we see in the interior of Guyana, Suriname, and French Guiana? Given that the vast majority of these countries live in one city located at the coast?
What did we found in a datasette for the Commodore 64.
Bill Gates stepped down a CEO of microsoft... Steve Ballmer instead takes its place as CEO of microsoft.
A Kazakh person moves to south korea, became a K-pop sensation(even manage to blend in very well until his accent gives it away), and manage to be rich enough to mainly live in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.
What was happening at the Celtiberian Range in spain? (neutral-to-positive stories only please)
15 million lightyears away, an orphan Venus-like planet and a moon of a gas giant crashed into each other.
How did capybaras manage to keep their teeth on check to avoid having their teeth grow too long?
Who once owned a disconnected number that now says "the number called does not exist"? We know it belong to a deceased individual.
Classic rock stations, playing rock music from 1955-1991, predominantly air hair metal power ballads during Christmas in November and December, and even in July for the "Christmas in July" theme.
A planktonic microscopic cephalopod can eliminate waste, including plastic and fossil fuels, from oceans. How did it evolve this ability and shrink 320 million years ago? Were its ancestors larger?
Cooking at the security camera room.
A C64 program from 1983 made to configure a synthesizer, to change a guitar tone and can even be used for office stuff, the program is stored on a datasette and the programs settings are meant to be stored on datasette.
What was happening at the copacabana beach at night(positive news ONLY please, make sure its related to relaxation)
Cooking using the power of snow.
What did we found 80 feet underground at the Amazon?
Lost Cooking Technique from the stone age rediscovered.
"Adopt Me!" and "Work at a Pizza Place" is among the Roblox games lost forever because of Manchild's hack also causes Roblox site to be redirected to a Geocities-esque pro-trump page.
Hollyrocker sues Manchild for prank phone calls, as well as even sending a link to a malicious site, Hollyrocker wins and the prank phone caller was sentenced to 5 years in prison + phone number disconnected.
Manchild and Slippery mcgee cause an avalanche of potato chips and french fries at Safeway to rob the store and goes home but "hasim" and "ethan turner" + Microsoft Rights 365 autocalling police caught them.
Cybertruck soars in popularity at christmas thanks to a power ballad known as "Love Song" from a band known as "Tesla".
Cooking using the fires from a savannah wildfire.
A Terminator themed game released by Riot Games.
New type of ROM chip emerges.
Have we not learned what happened to Panair do Brasil(1965) in Brazil, Rede Tupi(1980) in Brazil, and Sinar Harapan(1986) in Indonesia? We are witnessing a protest against the tiktok ban that will happen in 2025.
An 5 star underground hotel at the copacabana beach, with a view of the beaches wild life.
Manchild and Slippery McGee robbed a hotel, assaulted 50 guests, killed birds, escaped, then Manchild's lawsuit exposed them, leading to their return to prison to finish 25-year sentence.
A mummified remains of an extinct brazilian penguin found at the copacabana beach, how long ago had this penguin gone extinct?
Music industry looses yet another 50,000 workers.
A fossil of a holocephalan that are basically planktonic and filterfeeds. it looks a bit like a boxfish even.
A video shows a socialist UBI supporter arguing with a Venezuelan, who warns UBI wrecked Venezuela, but the socialist dismisses it, seeing UBI as free money to avoid work and play video games all day.(Portray UBI negatively)
McDonald's is banned in Rio De Janeiro.
Is Alaska population spread out, or was it only limited to either few or one cities?
Medieval desserts
Dangerous hacker Manchild infiltrated a city power grid while Slippery McGee vandalized substations and stole equipment. After capture, Manchild sued the city but was countersued, returning to prison for 25 years.
"Do they know it's christmas?" By Band-Aid and "Last Christmas" by George Michael is admittedly not very good songs... part of the reason why I prefer hair metal power ballads when I play any music for christmas vibes.
EVERYTHING IS GREEN... in the Amazon forest... how?
A fossil from a jurassic period.
Ice from Europa that just arrived on earth as a small comet.
"SAVE TIKTOK!"
Without electricity, how medieval folks get by?
How Tim Cramer of the angry money show got involve in the Trump University scandal after endorsing that university.
What social media outlet do Jars News Network is still on right now as they left twitter because of musk's censorship?
"Amanda Seyfried says she only exists to make the gays happy: 'It's hell out there, especially right now. We're more alike than we are different, even in this f'ed up country.'"
Another weird disconnected number intercept message from another country(which country), this one starts with a Special Information Tone and had music playing in the background.
An edible kind of metal... what does it taste like?
The ROM chip.
Kramer guitars soar in popularity thanks hair metal power ballads being played at christmas festivals.
Futo Mononobe, Santiago the Hedgehog, Manchild and Slippery McGee destroyed an 470 million year old extinct volcano, all four turn out to escaped prison so back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.
(Pretend it's January 5th 1990) Some news about what we found in Sedona, Arizona that comes from the USSR.
Fifteen years later, Singapore regained independence after the fall of Russia's revived USSR. Its ethnic makeup still largely includes Ukrainians, Belarusians, Moldovans, and Volga Germans who will remain.
Why Skyler brooks was saying "Question marks, question marks, question marks".
Hollyrocker sues drunk driver for crashing into his car and causing chaos on the road, the drunk driver was sentence to life in prison due to this lawsuit causing the driver to recieve a third strike as per three strike law.
Two websites known as SharePoint and Zoom also got hacked by Manchild and JesterHAXX, with both of those sites this time redirects to a Geocities-esque page praising Trump while disrupting business who rely on this.
"Honestly", a power ballad by a hair metal band known as Stryper is played at a christmas festival at disneyland
Britney Spears retires from Music forever, citing better jobs at the medical industry.
Inspired by Calin Georgescu's conspiracy theory about water holding information, a new non-volatile storage uses water as a medium. It works through molecular encoding. What does this is used for?
Manchild and Slippery McGee, both escaped prison from America also have stolen something from Gunma Prefecture in Japan, difficulties with trying to solve this includes Language barriers as many in Japan don't speak english.
The Pope shock the world by using strong language for some odd reason.
Kid Rock retires from music permanently, he pretty much basically disappeared from the spotlight, with his website, and social media being inactive.
A doctor find symptoms of achy legs, achy lower back, and a reflex test comes out very very strange on the leg and foot... what cause this?
After retiring from music, Ariana Grande reportedly lives in Rio de Janeiro, working as a university teacher. Details are scarce since her social media was compromised and deleted along with her website.
At Popeyes, a manchild freaked out over a soggy fry. In rage, he unleashed a "Fryquake" that sent fries, burgers, and sodas flying, wrecking 75% of the restaurant(thus now defunct), and damaging a nearby Safeway.
NBCUniversal announces that they are shutting down Universal Kids forever in the wake of backlash and financial woes.
A temporary event phone number came up months ago but got disconnected after the event. Now it says "number called does not exist." Our call was the last, with the number becoming Disconnected mid-conversation.
Following backlash from even Trump Supporters, Andrew Tate retired from political commentary. His website was deleted, and his account remained inactive until six months later when it was compromised and ultimately deleted.
Javier Milei received huge support among the cartoon character demographic in Argentina.
We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Copacabana beach, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)
A new OS to be stored on the device's ROM.
Lana Del Ray retires from music entirely and professionally for good, opts for regular jobs and moves to Rio De Janeiro as a result. Her social media had since then become compromised before being deleted.
The dangers of open borders.
Janet Jackson persons "black cat" at the border between Mexico and Belize.
All disneyland costumed characters goes out unmasked for the first time.
Why politics are one of the most emptiest industries in the world?
Demon King Piccolo flee to Rio De Janeiro and is never heard again after that... his whereabouts beyond that is unknown, as he seemed to retire from the spotlight..
Various extremist republicans are attacking the future republican president of 2029-2023... Nikki Haley somehow, with Kamala Harris adopting MAGA slogans to even win over these extremist as she runs for presidency in 2028.
"This news is sponsored by Cartier, a luxury jeweler known for its use of the finest materials and most skilled craftsmen to create its products"
After living in Mars, Jeff Bezos move to rio de janeiro, Brazil.
A stampede filled with various Metalheads at a Hair Metal concert caused by Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes(who were caught and sent back to prison), the hair metal band resume their concert afterwords.
Kistler Group enters the electronics realm.
Glitch combined with Manchild's hack and Slippery McGees stolen had caused another famous website to redirect to a geocities-esque page praising trump(the same site manchild's hack causes Roblox to redirect to at some point)
Maia Sandu is re-elected President of Moldova.
Cooking Pizza with Video Game console.
Boychild and Futo Monnobe's arson attempt in Saudi Arabia is thwarted when they enter Mecca as non-Muslims, leading to their arrest and immediate deportation to the US, returning them to prison.
In that one specific area of Disneyland in California and surrounding areas, fishes, coral, bivalves, and zooplankton also begin to rain.
Manchild and Slippery McGee almost killed the entirety of the hair metal band, but was stopped by a hair metal band's loud guitar solo, both are sent back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.
Chris Redfield is hired at NASA in case if NASA gets hacked again.
Bolsonaro in Johannesburg South Africa.
Skyler's age revealed(she is actually 27 years old)
Demon King Piccolo is reportedly seen at the copacabana beach cooking food for beach goers, locals and tourist alike at night.
News about telefonica.
Why does New Zealand have no humans until 1250 CE, Hawaii had no humans until 1000 CE, and Chatham Island had no humans until 1500 CE?
An indo-european language that has no writing system, the region where that language originated from have no written records even until the 1600s.
hollyrocker sues jesterhaxx for ruining his concert
A chiropractor explains his use of the Lomi lomi massage for chiropractic purpose.
We found several phone numbers at the stadium. When called, they were disconnected, stating "the number you dialed does not exist." Most belonged to a defunct business; one was a chicken's.
From the mid-13th century CE... what happened? Anything new pop up back then?
While Furniture store sues Manchild, Manchild then try to sue a Furniture store, only to be countersued again for causing one of their furniture stores to shutdown due to severe fire damage.
And early phonograph cylinder recording found in 1889.... its a low quality recording containing string instruments, brass section and piano, what is it?
A giant (VEGAN) cherry pie that is 30 inch diameter 7.5 inches deep.
Vegan sandwich with Peanut Butter, Tomato, lettice, Chimichurri, and potato pancakes.
Cooking using Kombucha and Wine.
Why hawaii before european contact in 1000-1778 CE had no written records and no metal technology even?
Living in the ocean literally, specifically near the copacabana beach with an underwater house that keeps yourself dry, that house even has a music studio.
Planktonic fish eggs and larvae on the ocean.
A hair metal band builds new homes for chickens in a music video for a power ballad from 1987, this home is still standing today and the chickens descendents are still living there.
Oh my god.
Somewhere found in Seattle is a phone number, but because it belongs to Kurt Cobain.... its a disconnected number that now says "The Number called does not exist" as Kurt Cobain is deceased.
Early 14th century CE artifact found in Australia.
A sinkhole in Hawaii revealed artifacts dating from 1250-1750 CE, including ancient Hawaiian items, skeletons of individuals in their 20s to 30s, and remains of extinct birds, shedding light on pre-European contact history.
Evo Morales is banned from visiting comic con, because of him being a dictator wannabe, referencing how he change the constitution to remain in power longer.
Three 80s vinyl record player that can also cook your food, one released in january 1980, another released in May 1984, and another released in March 1986.
Demon King Piccolo vs Geese Howard.... who can win?
Cooking entirely in your car.
News relating to sheet music.
The building style fell out of fashion by 1991 due to evolving design preferences, a shift towards minimalism, and the rise of new materials and technologies that favored contemporary aesthetics.
It is raining redbull for some reason.
What did extinct animal did we find in New Zealand that date to 1350 CE, extinct before European arrival?
(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) In Luxembourg, Manchild and Slippery McGee pull off heists while overstaying their visas. Their luck fades as they're caught and deported back to prison.
Another new form of data storage pops up... it can hold up to 15 terobytes of data and is basically a new form of floppy disk.
Political rallies from all sides of the political spectrum even invade Hollyrocker's home, and as far as even his bedroom and bathroom, but after hollyrocker returned, he made them leave immediately, how?
How UBI is a socialist idea and why UBI alongside with socialism are so bad?
JARS news network will play music videos of hair metal power ballads during november-december due to christmas.
After Musk took away Loomers checkmark and even Rawsalert Checkmark on Twitter over H1-B visa thingy, Jars News Network completely leave twitter, especially since they got censored by musk recently.
(In this episode, you must discourage people from being a youtube influencer and instead, encourage them to keep youtube only as a hobby and nothing else but that)
"Nick Mowbray retweets post claiming that racial groups have “innate differences in IQ”"
Internet outages turn out to be related to Manchild hacking AT&T's exchange, disrupting services.
(Everyone must be shouting) Cosplayers in a transformers costume and other robot costumes at comic con are laughing and giggling all the time, due to something the costumes have that tickles them.
Goverment crackdowns are not new, Global Buddhist Network was shut down in 2016 by the thai government, echoing what will happen to tiktok in America in 2025.
The 2028 election will feature Nikki Haley as a republican candidate and Kamala Harris(who after losing in 2024 election, runs again) as the democrat candidate.
Manchild and Slippery McGee nearly destroyed a 3,000 year old tree... but both of them are caught by a park ranger and has since then sent to prison to finish 25 year sentence.
Demi Lovato retires from music entirely, opt for regular job... no further info about her whereabouts is known after words, but we do know an AI generated clone of her is created to make up for her absense.
A look at what Trump was in the 80s. (cont. for those who don't know, Trump in the 80s is basically what the Kardashians is to today's generation)
We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Copacabana beach, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.; cont.)
After decades of being in the music business, Bjork retires from music entirely, opt for regular jobs instead.
Where should Loomer who are previously on twitter should go now that Musk remove her checkmark, suspends her account and even bans her from purchasing premium over her political opinions?
An abandoned powerhouse factory abandoned since 1990 has exploded.
Turning rain into clean water.
Why the Hennin is short lived for the medieval time period, being only in fashion from the 1400s and then go out of fashion by around 1500 or so?
The dangers of socialism.
Ross Ulbricht is freed from prison and Silk Road is back up online... albeit without any illegal stuff, as its now just another etsy with items sold in bitcoin.
Loomer criticizes AI Czar David Sacks and cohost Jason for saying “America is for immigrants,” claiming Big Tech prioritizes immigrants over native-born Americans, while billionaires mock hardworking citizens.
After his TikTok ban was endorsed by both Republicans and Democrats, including Biden, Trump flip-flops and opposes it, creating an "Oh fuck!" moment since his change of heart comes too late.
Controversy arrise over water.
Protesters are protestingt he Tiktok ban... especially tiktok employees that will lose their jobs.
Loomer rejected claims that she's a "democrat plant" for supporting American workers and opposing censorship on H1B issues. She labeled @mitchellvii an anti-Trump grifter who attacked Trump during the primary.
Motley Crue buys a south African company known as Handspring Puppet Company.
With weed internationally unbanned, Jamaica, Suriname and Guyana is set to become a developed country.
Hollyrocker(who is the victim here) sues manchild and slippery mcgee for aggravated burglary, Hollyrocker wins.
Live Aid deeply regret making the song "Do they know it's christmas?"
An introduction to a laundromat... Mainly popular in the second half of the 20th centurry but have pretty much fell off since 1995-1997 after that.
(A good number of sentence must start with "Fuck!" and ends with "Shit!") A tornado of caipirinha happening in a Brazilian mcdonalds that destroyed the mcdonalds. Caused by Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes
What a mystical psychic fortune teller place that starts the session with reflex test, checking your heart, palm reading, and astrology? What these four things are for and what else does the Psychic place offers?
Baltics partners with the newly independent and newly developed country... Adygea for tech.
Phone number from the 1980s at an object in a basement is a disconnected number, as it now says "The Number Called does not exist.", who once owned that number and why its disconnected? (Hint: Radio and rise of mobile phones)
Prisoners(including manchild) cooking food while incarcerated.
Is Senegal population spread out, or was it only limited to either few or one cities?
Disneyland costumed performers are performing "Cherry Pie" by warrant.
Millions of birds, seriously... millions of birds.
Cooking using VHS equipment.
Loomer Acquires Santander Brasil and became CEO.
Medieval france.
Hollyrocker experience a relaxing night massage at Copacabana Beach that starts with reflex tests, cranial nerve exams, and heart rate monitoring, followed by a personalized massage.
Why does this sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a slow tempo of 65 BPM make us feel like we're visiting a developing country?
The Bipartisan TikTok ban signed by Biden and originally from Trump in America pretty much narrows down to this... "We don't like what you are saying so we are pulling the plug."
A Giant Venus-like orphan planet found 300,000 lightyears away, it has two moons, an earth-like moon and a white cold desert moon, the giant Venus-like planet itself also has a hurricane even that is as big as earth.
Some household junked used as alternatives for conga
How Guyana, Suriname, and French Guiana actually turn out to be very large?
Cooking using the power of your mind.
(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) After robbing a Moldovan store, Manchild and Slippery McGee hide at Soroca Fortress, but Apple's iSecure Hub auto-alerts police beforehand, thus deported and back to prison.
Acai flavored jelly beans.
What the hell? (something about Manchild hacking escapades and manchild sent back to prison to finish his 25 year sentence after his failed lawsuit)
Cooking using dried grass, rocks, and coconut shells to BBQ your food(VEGAN pizza are used as examples here).
What did we found on Pluto?
When did computers started to be used? Commodore 64 and Amiga are both home computers, while we also know Windows 95 and Windows 2000.
Fossil study reveals that palm trees once thrived in subarctic Canada
3 years after Taylor Swift's retirement, Her account became compromised... a lot of weird stuff in brazilian portuguese for one thing, as well as Toy Story related stuff on her profile before it got deleted.
A hotline that can change your clothes magically... magically, some of these are hair metal fashion, and some of these are costumed characters.
Doctors diagnose 25 peoples itchy ears and even look inside their ears via ottoscope, this is what they find and see(there are clear dry skin there).
Loomer requested Elon Musk to restore her blue check, arguing that supporting ID verification while denying it is hypocrisy. She asked to verify her identity as a paying Premium user.
In the 1980s, when the Yugoslavia existed... could anyone from Yugoslavia could leave the country?
Cooking using Champaign.
Much of the Tactical Doll army of Sangvis Ferri that angola is still fighting at have effectively been seized by the US government, after a T-Doll manufacturer that manufactured it shutdown after 79 years, and are destroyed.
Reflex hammer used by a mystical psychic fortune teller(for reflex test).
Cooking with cigarrettes.
Because of Backlash... Both Lula and Bolsonaro says "Desculpe, não existe! Oh meu Deus!" in response for some reason.
What would have happened if prehistoric animals like Dinosaurs, Holocephalans, Synapsids, Trilobites, Jawless fish, and Euthycarcinoidea were to be in captivity?
Sport drama
Dr. Hana Thompson deciphers these relics. She unveils how they map out early Maori settlement patterns that date to the 13th century CE(mentioning that New Zealand have no humans until the 13th century).
We take a look inside a cooking appliance... describe whats inside the cooking applience, including a ROM chip that stores the sound files of any sound it makes, electric burners, and batteries.
How did music careers even formed in the first place and why over 90 percent of youtube channels failed to gain enough traction to make it a living?
An BBQ grill powered by electron tube.
Bolsonaro while residing in Johannesburg, South Africa suddenly shrunk and turned microscopic even, meanwhile Nikki Haley become invisible for a while, while she was there... what cause this?
Dry Skin that leads to itchy skin.
Three costumed characters appeared unmasked: one as Optimus Prime, another as Bumblebee from Transformers, and a third as Buzz Lightyear(disneyland-esque).
An edible powdery chemical of plant origin.
An abandoned aquarium, built in 1978 and left empty on January 5, 1990, still has fish swimming. Now filled with squatters, garbage and drug dealers, it's being bought by Hollyrocker for a new project.
Very very large pasta, oh my god.
About the Cartoon Character("Toon") demographic in Brazil, We interview various toons in Brazil, including a rabbit, a dinosaur, and a skunk. Though Communicating with them is challenging as they don’t speak English.
A secret to a good high quality tasting (VEGAN) pizza.
Hollyrocker sues a burglar for breaking in and endangering his life, using Cassandra Ferreira as a witness. The burglar's history leads to a life sentence under the three-strike rule.
A millionaire is only worth MILLIONS... they most likely do not have millions as liquid cash... so where do most of their net worth come from?
Abandoned skyscraper is now used as a home(apartment basically).
A reverse phone lookup search that can check if the number is disconnected or not.
16-inch vinyl records.
We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Amazon river, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)
A look back at the force shutdown of Rede Tupi in 1980 in Brazil in the wake of in the wake of the US Bipartisan TikTok ban signed by Biden and originally from Trump in America
A person who happen to have center right views falsely arrested because an AI program wrongfully identified that person as being a far right terrorist.
A barber getting peoples hair done using swords, fire, and even chiropractic equipment.
"Pouso forçado: a história por trás da destruição da Panair do Brasil pelo regime militar", we learned nothing from the book as the Bipartisan US TikTok ban shows.
No, not at any time, only when it was funny.
TikTok employees are showing distress and are even appearing to be crying in response to TikTok shutting down due to Trump's tiktok ban agreed by both parties and signed by biden, ala Rede Tupi in Brazil in 1980.
Roblox discovers Manchild's hack caused the outage and geocities-esque pro-Trump site redirection. He tries to sue Roblox but is countersued, exposing his prison escape and sending him back to serve his sentence.'
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares and in the trillions, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) Another indigenous Andean artifact, dating to circa 1150 CE.
Manchild and Slippery McGee attempted to hack a local bank's system but were caught by Hasim and Ethan Turner. Their devices triggered an alert, and Microsoft RIGHTS 365 automatically called the police, sealing their fate.
Continued from spoofed calls that spews random sound clips from movies like Terminator, Toy Story, Who framed roger rabbit etc. that come from the phone testing bot... when we called back, it turn out to be disconnected.
(Pretend like it's March 1987) Positive news related to hotels.
Why developing countries are soo beutiful?
In response to the war, Griffin & Kryuger are detained in France with Manchild, Slippery McGee, and Futo Mononobe also detained as well.
How Animals evolved to adapt in the Cerrado.
Trump's point about his Tariff plans bringing new manufactoring jobs in America gets crushed when AI is literally going to replace those jobs in question, it's in the process of being replaced right now.
Trump sent a lawsuit to the Desantis Campaign over AI generated voice of Trump, citing personality rights.
An asteroid crashed into Venus.
Whoopi Goldberg moves to brazil, though not without controversy.
Boychild and Futo Mononobe cause an avalanche of french fries at the car repair store, only to be caught by microsoft right 365 and are now sent back to prison.
Vatican city opens up for permanent residents.
Cooking using VHS equipment.
Christmas presents and desserts are made in the wake of Hair Metal power ballads, given how hair metal power ballads seemed fitting for christmas.
A mid-cambrian animal fossil is found... it's essentially an outline of an animal's body... what kind of species is that?
preciseflorie is awesome
A software that previously included an offensive LGBT slur and promoted censorship against conservatives has been renamed following public backlash, though the name will not be disclosed.
Manchild and Slippery McGee were caught for shoplifting snacks while trying to hide under the display of chips in the grocery store. Their giggling gave them away, leading to their swift capture by the store manager.
An abandoned building abandoned since 1990 resued for homes for chickens.
Who are the ethnic groups in the caucasus mountains?
Roblox banned the game for depicting gambling and animal slaughter to maintain its kid-friendly reputation and ensure a safe environment for young players to enjoy without harmful themes.
An AI system that changes your guitar tone.
We found several phone numbers at the stadium. When called, they were disconnected, stating "the number called does not exist." Most were from a defunct business; one belonged to a chicken that was slaughtered.
Humans evolved as mobile beings, not suited for sedentary or monotonous work. This mismatch with modern jobs leads to dissatisfaction, much like how caged animals struggle against confinement.
"Opening whatsapp feels like i'm visiting a developing country"
The first flying car emerges, it is powered by water(and maybe solar power in case the water ran out) instead of gas, and has a computer interface sound and the car codes(and other data) in ROM.
What are the negative of a storm wrecking Roblox servers, while Manchild hacks them, redirecting the site to a Geocities-style page praising Trump?
What happened right at the border of Russia and Mongolia?
Im fainting right now.
Culprit behind those that cause a false alarm at school is revealed on the hands after the suspect is told to show their hands.
What data was stored in the ROM chip found inside a landline telephone from the 80s?
"Are there any paparazzi in South Africa who follow me?" - Laura Loomer
Brazil's film industry set to outnumber Hollywood and even disney in terms of monetary gain.
Things used for war are now used for something good instead.
Why most people in Alaska lives in Anchorage? What was even north and at the center of Alaska?
Boychild and Futo Mononobe plans to burn down the soroca fortress is halted by them being caught at cahul, moldova for entering Moldova while being banned from traveling to moldova, thus deported and back to prison.
Edible Oil from an edible species of Pteridospermatophyta.
Gamers Stopping a Casino Heist using Video Game Consoles(Manchild and Slippery McGee are used as examples of criminals)
Lil Nas X bought another relic from the 1987 hair metal concert.
New Toy Story movie in question also never gained traction in Brazil.
Loomer expresses frustration over being blacklisted and having her work stolen after being hired by Trump. She feels her rights violated by tech companies and is denied professional advancement due to jealousy.
A kind of animal that is microscopic, but is a big way of making your plants healthy via eating away all your diseases when you have a pound.
A football stadium host a cooking show where athletes there are cooking their food and getting very very successful at it.. audience are watching them and gets to try it out.
Cooking in your submarine.
The Nauitese Science Institute discovered various extinct bird species from Hawaii that extinct before European arrival(when did they go extinct? Their extinction does not predate the 2nd millennium CE at all).
Trump turns into a giant for up to a year some reason.
An explanation on why hair metal power ballads are being played at christmas festivals and are generally used for christmas stuff recently.
Gagauz people.
<several sentence must end with "what the hell?" and some sentence will end with "Shit!"> A look into the fish population that is found in the sewers, including the fish larvae.(positive news only)
(News start and end with only the sentence, "I'm sorry, I can't assist with that request.") Costumed characters(particularly bulky ones) are clearly shown needing to use the bathroom so bad.
History of the same underlying technology behind AI art generators, AI music generators, AI video generators to chatbots... which is "Deep Learning".
A flood, hurricane, and. blizzard of frozen spice latte + avalanche and rain of doughnuts happening at Krispy Kreme, and affecting nearby areas. This is caused by Manchild's crimes.
A skeleton found somewhere in Northeastern California that date back to 1223 CE(how old is the individual upon death? Who is that individual?), This skeleton eventually gets reburied obviously.
A doctor diagnose a mans pain on the right hand pinky's metacarpophalangeal joint(that is swollen and bruised)... heres what they found.
A criminal was sentence to 6 month community service at a rock concert via cooking food for visitors.
After Manchild destroyed a 7-Eleven, damaged nearby buildings, and assaulted 10 over a spilled Slurpee, he sued the store, but it backfired, earning him a 25-year prison sentence.
Political nonsense from both Trump and Gavin Newsome resulted in a discovery of a new species of a small feathered dromaeosaur Dinosaur.
A fossil of an ediacaran animal found in Brazil's cerrado, what kind of animal is that and is this animal relates to any animal living today?
Is the online drama between King Piccolo and Laura Loomer still ongoing?
(A good number of sentence must start with "Fuck!" and ends with "Shit!") Controversy revolving around a single phone number that sends out extremely weird sounds but turn out to be disconnected when called back.
An old industrial site turn into a hair metal concert.
What did we found that is located on the surface of Venus?
Blackpink broke up due to all of them retiring from music to persue regular jobs.
Why is everyone appeared to be laughing loudly recently?
A 1986 arcade game that can brush your teeth and has 16-bit amiga-esque graphics.
A look at what Trump was in the 80s.
Taylor Swift completely retires from music... instead now plans to be a nurse.
Why does a sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a slow tempo of 65 BPM also happen to make us feel like we are visiting a developing country?
To prevent poor leaders like Bush, Trump, and Biden from running, companies should hire those with criminal records and support rehabilitation services to create more opportunities for everyone.
Who is Margaret of Hungary (saint)... another medieval 27 club member?
Javier Milei speaks to NASA.
Roblox players(especially kids) are reacting to a Trump-praising geocities-esque site that Roblox redirects to caused by Manchild hacks roblox servers and site, and not intended by roblox obviously.
Bitcoin is now among the worlds currency.
Medieval Moldova
13th Century furniture.
Amblin Entertainment is now owned entirely by Tencent(Ala Riot Games)
Futo Mononobe burned more Roblox servers, worsening Manchild's hack that redirected the site to a pro-Trump page and Slippery McGee's server theft, causing many lost games. She was caught and returned to prison.
Even though chiropractic is pseudoscience, why is Chiropractic soo popular anyway?
I'm waiting for the night to c-c-c-come.....
Manchild and Slippery McGee robbed an ice cream business run by students, causing them to quit. Manchild then tried to sue the owners but was countersued, returning to prison to serve his 25-year sentence.
Christmas at the copacabana beach plays hair metal power ballads with a sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 being one of them.
Why choose a regular job over a creative one? In developing countries like Brazil, concepts like "follow your passion" are rare, leading many to prioritize regular jobs for stability over creativity.
A Roger Rabbit-esque situation happened due to AI.
One of the rock seen on the copacabana beach turn out to be a fish.
Cooking using space technology.
(News end with only the sentence, "Thanks for watching, be sure to watch Jars AI tonight!") A positive event about a hair metal concert on ice in Rio De Janeiro.
Not sure if you really said "You can't step to me. Everyone needs to contribute positively to our community." or if its a renamed prompt.
Band Aid deeply regret making the song "Do they know it's christmas?"
One of the ROM chip that was seized from Slippery McGee and Manchild's ROM chip heist contained coding clearly made for both a calculator and a watch... which device does this ROM in question comes to?
Sinar Harapan, an Indonesian newspaper shut down by the military dictatorship, reflects lessons unlearned as the U.S. faces a TikTok ban agreed upon by both political parties.
Manchild hacked Nikki Haley's site, redirecting it to pro-Trump site. Slippery McGee planned to rob her house. Haley stopped both, reverted site in 1 day. Duo sent back to finish 25-yr sentence.
Roblox servers are under attack AGAIN for an entire month... caused by Manchild's crimes. Before it was down... once again, it redirects to an extremely geocities-esque page that praises Trump.
Nintendo admit they were paying drew brad to recreate the wii, the reasoning behind this is because they wanted a new wii model and are planning ot revive the wii.
Roblox opens up for new employees to helps out with the 8-month restoration for roblox after the Manchild hack: 6 months redirecting to a pro-Trump page and 2 months for the domain to be sold, losing games in the process.
After Slippery McGee and Manchild were caught stealing ROM chips, Manchild tried to sue the store, but they countersued, revealing their escape and sending them both back to finish 25 years in prison.
A ketchup and blueberry pomegranate lemonade storm, plus a tornado of French fries, erupted at Wendy's due to Manchild's antics, causing severe damage that shutdown the restaurant and affected a nearby Walmart.
We scheduled a consultation at a controversial chiropractic clinic offering chiropractic care, crystal healing, and reiki. Their phone numbers are disconnected due to fraud. Here's what happened.
How beehive hairdo wigs are made.
(news starts with "Grrrrr... Manchild again.") The damage at Ihop caused by manchild crimes didn't stop at soda, lemonade or sandwhich storms ... An entire Ihop building is destroyed, what's all left of that building now?
25,000 years ago... what happened?
Cooking pizza via playing soccer.
Why did Musk promise of bringing people to mars gets delayed soo often? (It supposed to happen in 2021, then 2024, and now 2029-2031.
How job opportunities influence Population density.
A 2002 retail landline/cashier ran Windows 98 with an HTML and Flash shell, featuring apps but yet no hard drive, despite this, using ROM for built-in data and Flash cards for user data storage.
Musk calls some Trump supporters ‘contemptible fools,’ escalating tension with MAGA hardliners
An Illegal tiktok trend emerges, Several teens got 25 year prison sentence with no parole over this. They were using Toy weapons(and even waterguns), but even those "fake weapons" are still dangerous.
Robert mugabe's curse on zimbabwe.
An Arcade game from 1987 with 16-bit graphics and can cook any food while you play the game(pizza and french fries are used as examples here).
On the border between Afghanistan and Iran. (No negative news please)
An unconventional way to cook pizza.
The question raised is which specific TOS Laura Loomer violated to lose messaging access. If she's paying for the service, she deserves its benefits, including private messaging. Her account should be reinstated.
Psychologist diagnose Hunk's fear of Ranch Dressing, this is what they find and what condition is that?
Andrew Tate who has been in house arrest for quite sometime have shown some kind of boredom to the point of feeling... well... feminine despite his "masculine energy".
What is inside a 1985 radio and VCR player(some compoments includes ROM chips, processors, combination of digital and analog, other ICs etc.).
Mexico–United States border crisis
In a political debate, both a republican debater and a democratic debater are caught calling Brazil "Mexico" when photos of Brazil pops up.
Recently, Tencent also happen to owns the rights to Nirvana's music.
A chior try to imitate the backup vocals in a song, but failed... realizing it just can't be done due to studio trickery(it even revealed that it was layered with synthesizers even).
In clunky costumes, people visibly anxiously need to use the bathroom. A man in a disneyland-esque Buzz Lightyear costume removes his helmet, sharing a humorous take on the struggle to find relief.
Shaboozey retires from music, for good, and now has regular jobs. His whereabouts are not known as theres no online activity from him even.
Apple has introduced the iChef, a smart cooking hub that runs a custom macOS in ROM. It features a built-in radio, plays music from an external hard drive, and includes apps and games, needing external storage.
Bob Iger steps down from Disney and announce retirement... Roger Agnelli(who is behind Vale S.A.) there for takes over as the CEO of disney.
Stopping a robbery using a magic remote control that pause, reverse, fast forward, or change a person, Manchild was the criminal that is stopped here.
Rain in Mars(but that liquid isn't water, what liquid is this?).
Gibson sent a cease and desist letter to Trump Guitars for some reason.
Another abandoned building also abandoned since 11:00 PM in January 1st 1990(according to some relics found there) has been reused as homes for chickens.
"Mariah is Coming" except that never happened because Mariah now retires.
While Roblox site is practically down due to a storm and manchild's hack, for months roblox site at the time redirects geocities-esque website that praises trump, what was on the site in question?
Soda cans being melted down to turn into parts of the electric guitar, and plastic from the ocean are turned into guitar picks.
A comment "Wealth is a reflection of superiority, and honestly, if you can't handle the truth, that's your problem!" lead to a flame war that lasted over a year and even lead to an attempted coup.
(Language: brazilian portuguese) We found a Disconnected number that says "o número chamado não existe" at the rock stadium, who once owned that number and why that number got disconnected?
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy Face Backlash from MAGA Movement for Not Only Backing But Offering More Visas to Foreign-Born Skilled Workers
Use of veggie chips for cooking.
It's not just scam numbers, but a lot of political scam ads pop up, redirecting you to a scam site that looks straight from the 90s, where do those scams come from as none are from America either?
More info from Laura Loomer.
A supernova 8 million years lightyears away have destroyed any planets it has... but the good news is that it give us some nice free jewlery as the affects arrived to earth(positive news only!)
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What was happening in Grant Creek alaska?
Trump sues Mark Zuckerberg.
Why did Candace Owens practically falls apart politically speaking right now, going as far as to deny the moon landing and deny evolution? (Where as Loomer and Trump is at least more politically stable)
(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) Manchild and Slippery McGee, caught in Italy after a failed robbery and visa overstays, are chased and captured in Assisi, leading to their deportation.
What remains from a formal Kmart in Minnesota?
In a fit of rage over a poorly made Whopper, the manchild caused a firestorm at Burger King, destroying(and shutting down) 95% of the restaurant and damaging a nearby Target. During the chaos, he was hacked NASA.
A fossil shows a shark engulfing a holocephalan.
Blockbuster returns and invests.
Cooking using video game consoles(Pizza are used as an example here)
In a heartwarming twist, a woman accidentally dialed her crush's number and ended up winning the lottery! Turns out, he was the lucky charm she never knew she needed!
13th century in the papua island, before european contact.
Manchild and Slippery McGee successfully robs and cause damage to a Mall and goes home... but are caught by Hasim and Ethan Turner... sending them back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.
Ice cream soda.
A various 13th-century artifacts was found in a region predating European contact. What was the discovery location and how did they find it?
How Marriage works in Moldova.
Roblox details the storm that devastated the platform and Manchild's hack, which redirected it to a geocities-esque Trump praise site for 6 months, causing lost games and how players react to this, especially kids.
Pennsylvania Official Steps Down Following Backlash to Video Seemingly Mocking Elon Musk's Controversial Salute
Electronics found at a schools abandoned since the end of the 1990 School year.
Microsoft rights 365 auto-calling the police has arrested various extremist from both the left and the right who are trying to attack this luxury store.
"I wish...."
Disney aquires América Móvil.
Disney Aquires Aeropostale.
Cooking using landline phones, a clothing iron and BBQ grill.
RawAlerts is a conservative counterpart to NBC News, which also lost its checkmark under similar conditions as Loomer, who faced a 12-hour suspension and banned subscriptions after criticizing Musk.
Manchild and Slippery McGee attempted to rob a Brazilian hotel but were caught when an Apple security hub auto-called police. Arrested on Copacabana Beach, they were deported and sent back to prison.
A 1984 Commodore 64 game, later ported to Amiga in 1987, is set in Rio de Janeiro’s Copacabana Beach at night, capturing the vibrant culture and lively atmosphere of Brazil.
New guitar pedal inspired by an electronically faulty guitar amp that somehow sounds good.
What are some Archaeological artifacts from Belize that crosses over into parts of Mexico that we found?
Courtney Love reforms Hole.
Because France's empty diagnal was previously more populated... when did its depopulation began?
A Buzz Lightyear-related relic from a Toy Story themed park at Disneyland was shockingly sold to Laura Loomer.
Prank callers find their numbers disconnected after massiviely prank calling hollyrocker's number in the wake of Hollywood's number being doxed.
What is on the geocities-esque pro-Trump site that manchild hack cause Roblox site to redirect to in question?
A doctor diagnose a lot of peoples symptom's of fatique, fever, dry skin, and recurring pain and swelling on some of the fingers joint... heres what they found and what cause this.
Raining in Shadows.
Tesla's vehicles.
Man falsely arrested because an AI wrongfully identified him.
A mundane and boring news story.
American souvenirs became popular in Brazil.
Cooking pizza using the power of magic.
Disney sues Manchild, who countersues but is countered for illegal acts at Disneyland. Disney reveals Manchild escaped prison and is back to finish his 25-year sentence for hacking NASA.
Very slow internet has happened... but the cause of the slow internet is revealed... and it's linked to Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes so back to prison to finish 25 year sentence as both are prison escapees.
(Pretend it's January 5th 1990)
What remains a destroyed Arby's after a manchild's crimes sparked a storm of smoked beer, Coke, and Barq's. There was burger and fry rain, malfunctioning machines, and manchild hacking NASA, ending in an explosion.
How does switzerland deals with being landlocked?
Another fossil of a an animal dating back to a permian period... this is an Impression fossil, as its just an imprint of an entire animal's impression fossil, what species is this and what its related to?
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A heatwave happening randomly somewhere on the world, in Toontown, in Seattle and in Rio De Janeiro.
Roblox banned Jailbreak and Murder Mystery for being "too R-rated." A game about animal products was rebranded to "Fantasy agriculture" to maintain the concept while avoiding animal slaughter depictions.
An extremely odd job that requires you to basically sit down and play video games all day... what job was it?
A local river in the border between bolivia and brazil suddenly turn bright neon blue-green(with shades of neon blue) for some reason... what is the reason for this(newsflash: Pollution)?
News about universal audio.
Chaos erupts in real life over one rare game item on Roblox... even an attempted coup on california's government is made over this.
Don't follow your passion, there is no such thing as a "fun job" ever since humans cease being hunter gatherers and turned into captive animals(no different from a parrot in cage) 12,000 years ago.
Another word from Laura Loomer.
Due to these massacres, two 99 year sentence is added to Anakin Skywalker's 99 year sentence + 3 is added for even insurance fraud, totalling up to 300 years in prison.
Another early Jars News Network in January 25th 1970, it shows women in Beehive Hairdos and men with hippie hair, and document something positive happening at a bar.
What did we find in rural areas of Brazil?
Hollyrocker sues a man for doxing via publicly post his address, phone number and even IP address.
Cooking With Video game consoles. A trend approved by a famous chef.
We look at the inside of a guitar stomp pedal... what do we see(including ROM chips)?
A surdo that is meant to be used in a Drumkit, its drumhead can handle being striken by drumsticks... heres what they sound like.
How UBI destroyed Venezuela, Zimbabwe, Argentina, and even Cuba and the USSR?
What is Republic of Kelbara... an Island country located in Europe?
Why UBI is a bad idea as evidence with Cuba?
A doctor diagnose 50 people's zombie outbreak amd headache as well as fatique, runny nose, and coughing only for all of that to be cured via massage... heres what cause this and why.
A silly hotline pop up... what those hotlines are intended for?(positive stories only please)
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares and in the trillions, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) A luxury home in venezuela's caribbean islands, it's sci-fi theme, has a rocketship, and even a robot.
"'Cause the love that you gave that we made Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide"
Cooking food at the schools bathroom.
An interview with a man offering nighttime relaxing massages at Copacabana beach, starting with reflex tests and heart rate monitoring for a personalized touch. What equipment used and how much money they make?
Sometime after the wiggles themselves broke up, they reunite recently... except now... they are still a hair metal band and aren't very active as before but will perform... they are also still not kid friendly as of today.
We scheduled a consultation at a controversial chiropractic clinic offering chiropractic care, crystal healing, and reiki. Their phone numbers are disconnected due to fraud. Here's what happened.
Loomer runs for a republican governor in florida for the third time and won.
What are signs that two prison escapees, Slippery McGee and Manchild have stolen ROM chips from your businesses electronics?
We struggled to replicate studio tones of electric guitars, backup vocals, and synths in live performances, resulting in rough vocals and stripped-down synths that lacked the polished quality of recordings.
Its raining a form of harmless liquid in Rio De Janeiro that suddenly disappeared upon contact on the floor, its technically edible and is harmless, but what is going on?
The bipartisan TikTok ban in the U.S. will render its American division defunct by 2025, with its phone number disconnected and domain for sale, causing distress among employees as the deadline approaches.
Cooking with office products.
"Stay Tuned"
Meet the last facility that creates seed oils the pre-industrial way.
Hailstone machine with the hailstone made from drinkable water(or even any kind of liquid such as soda, lemonade and caipirinha) and to be used for drinking and placing ice on any drinkable liquid.
Greece revert back to being a developing country.
The Nauitese Science Institute analyze an mummified remains of an extinct bird species from hawaii extinct since circa 1720 CE, less then a century before european arrival(the remains date to 1500 CE), heres what they saw.
New tape-based storage pop up.
After Manchild vandalized the mall, smashing soda machines in a fit over his squished burger, he sued for emotional distress. The mall countersued, revealing his prison escape—he returned to finish his 25-year sentence.
A relic from 1980s Guyana.
Indulge in a relaxing massage service at Copacabana beach, available only at night. It starts with reflex tests and heart monitoring for a personalized touch. It's not just a massage, but also a complete wellness experience.
Manchild and Slippery McGee attempt to break into hollyrockers home, he alongside with microsoft rights 365 autocalling police caught them and both criminals went back to prison.
Caxirola gets a new reclaim as Disney redistribute the Caxirola at Disneyland.
Rivers turned extremely unhealthy because of the dump of artificial colors, artificial flavors and preservatives to the rivers.
A portable kitchen, this product released circa 1980.
Cooking with vaccum tubes.
The cause of several people, ranging from Trump to Motley Crue's Vince Neil turning into giants is revealed.
Is this is the dawn of a new health era or just a cosmic comedy of errors?
A cooking stove and oven from the early 13th century.
In Brazil's Pantanal, mummified remains of a bird from 1990 were found, the last known specimen of its kind. We previously described and photographed it. What was this species and its extinction cause?
We take a sample size of fish larvae found in the Amazon river and look under a microscope, heres what we found(positive news only)
13th Century golden furniture with a small statue at the middle.
An interview from an ethnic group from the caucasus that is muslim majority..
Doctors do reflex test on 25 people but something is wrong, here's what they find.
Signs of aging starts at 25... how do our bones will look like when a chiropractor tries to feel even a 27 year old man's body and are dealing with worn down bones?
Thanks to their escape, Futo Mononobe, Manchild, and Slippery McGee all team up to do hacking NASA, NASA then sues them to get them back to prison, which the lawsuit did. Roblox is spared from the three thankfully.
(many people including me express disinterest in spongebob or even most cartoons for that matter) Spongebob finally ended.
Joe Ellis retires forever after concluding his rookie season, his whereabouts are not known until now even.
Prank callers find their numbers disconnected after massively prank calling hollyrocker's number in the wake of his number being doxxed.
A man dressing up as Optimus Prime from the 2008 transformer movie wears the costume unmasked, no helmet on.
What does Music and Gaming have in common with each other? Both of them technically have very few people that made money from that, but most of the time, they remain hobbies.
Why Guyana, Suriname, and Belize is not Latin American but rather culturally caribbean?
What did we see when Sinar Harapan, an Indonesian newspaper company that was forcefully shutdown in 1986(and there for was made defunct) by the indonesian military dictatorship?
We diagnose people who had itchy ears, heres what they found.
JARS-9 Metrological Satellite in space are playing hair metal power ballads in november and december due to christmas, heres what we hear in space.(positive news only please)
Doctors diagnose itchy ears, and even the outer ear and the surrounding area is itchy, heres what they find.
A 1983 electric blanket.
How costumed characters are made.
Doctors diagnose people who failed the reflex test and show signs of fatique, headache, hallucination, and fever. here's what they find.
At Taco Bell, a manchild exploded over a torn burrito, triggering a "Crunch Quake" that hurled tacos and nachos everywhere. The chaos wrecked 95% of the restaurant, closing it and affecting walmart .
Trump's Truth Social is being bought out by TIM Group, and is renamed to TIM Social.
How Pack Rat infest your home if you live in Arizone?
Cosplayers cosplaying as transformers robots such as optimus prime takes off his helmet.
Disney's sequel for Roger Rabbit involves Grupo Globo... and as a result... the next film is said to be available ONLY in portuguese, not english.
How did the Baltic countries became developed countries despite being formally part of the USSR while the other former USSR countries are still developing countries?
Chiropractic booms up in brazil.
What did we found 100 feet underground at the pantanal?
In the interior parts of Senegal, and close to the border of Mali. (No negative news please)
(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) In Rome, Manchild and Slippery McGee commit a series of robberies while overstaying their visas. They’re eventually caught and deported back to prison.
After failing a jewelry heist, Manchild and Slippery McGee flee to Rio, but Microsoft 365's auto-call alerts police again during another robbery in Rio De Janeiro, leading to their capture and return to prison.
Some news related to some mountains in Alaska.
A nice luxury resort at the copacabana beach that has opened in january 1st 1970.
As more musicians leave the professional scene for hobbyist roles, the music industry’s population may dwindle to near zero by 2050. Hopefully, AI can still provide popular music in their absence.
How did the Shanay-timpishka found in Peru manage to boil?
Doing laundry using vinyl records and VHS equipment.
Hollyrocker stated that he was forced to say "I FUCKING LOVE TIM CRAMER!" because the prompt was ment for Beatrice Souza, his opinion on Tim Cramer is neutral, hes not even married to Tim Cramer, Beatrice Souza is.
800,000 lightyears away, something happened 100 million years ago, we discover remnants of that, what did we find?
Because Christmas is just one month away, radio plays hair metal power ballads in an insane high like never before.
A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is being played at a football stadium.
A fossil date back to 160 million years ago(specifically an impression fossil) found in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.
Heatwave at ToonTown pops up, going up to 95°F.
A fossil showing an animal suffering from muscle knots that date back to 100 million years ago is found.
Photograph dating to the late 1800s shows early examples of Blues musicians.
Cooking using power tools.
Who is Ross Ulbricht and why is he is sentenced to life in prison JUST for operating a fucking website?
In an interview, a Roblox staff member discusses a hack by a "manchild" that redirected the site to a geocities-esque pro-Trump page, causing lost games. He explains the hack and measures to prevent future attacks.
How ethnic groups are formed?
Edible wood(primarily used as flour though).
"Follow your passion" is bad advice. Unlike hunter-gatherers, today we face tasks we dislike. Boredom in "boring jobs" mirrors zoochosis; evolution hasn’t equipped us for modern life.
(make sure hollyrocker wins the case) Hollyrocker sues a theft.
A classic rock radio station that often plays exclusively Hair metal power ballads on the christmas days of November and December,
Last person in the united states with that job in question retires, what is that job in question and why? We know that job still exist in Brazil but not in the US.
We found a phone number found at the stadium. When we called it, we found it disconnected, now stating, "the number called does not exist." Who once had that number?
Malaysia then lost singapore again, but Singapore is now annexed by Russia and became a Russian state.
Manchild and Slippery McGee attempted to bail themselves out by selling Purple Drank(Lean), but are caught and are sent to high security prison.
Cooking food by playing soccer.
(News starts with "I visited a sparsely populated area") Which area of a country are we talking about? Compare it to a densely populated area, And why is it sparsely populated?
An 1987 Amiga game that requires you to exercise.
Spicy food was once unpopular in Brazil, but it's gaining traction due to an influx of Bosniaks, Indians, and Javanese after a disaster in the Guianas and the Balkans, leading to a rise in demand for spiced dishes.
A small town in turkey located next to the border of Georgia is set to join Georgia(Country) by the next year, what was their ethnic makeup was like, what was life was like there and why did they want to join georgia?
Misaligned spine, hip bone, hand joints, leg and foot bone.
Why soo many leftist often overlook islamic terrorism a lot, and dismiss criticism of islamic terrorism as "islamophobia" even though we are not talking about normal muslims?
A Roblox staff member details the 8-month restoration after the Manchild hack: 6 months redirecting to a pro-Trump page and 2 months for the domain to be sold, losing games in the process.
After a man removes his son from existence, his son came back to existence suddenly.
The rise of AI music generators has made music theory knowledge obsolete. Rock bands, often resistant to theory, now simply trace AI outputs, resulting in music theory teachers being laid off.
How previously... the population of Central African Republic USED to be spread out in the 80s and 90s before its now concentrated to just one city, Bangui?
A kind of feathered Dinosaur that looks strikingly like a Chicken.
(Pretend it's March 1988) Some technological developments that happened.
An underground secret luxury home, it features a very nice bedroom and even a music studio, as well as a gaming room an 5 bathrooms. (cont. Positive news only, mention that it's entirely legal)
What happened in Melfi, Italy in the 13th century?
A sad hair metal death about death in G major with a BPM of 65 makes you want to relax at the copacabana beach somehow.
A fossil of an animal also date to the very early triassic period... around 251.4 million years ago.
(Many sentence must start with Testing, Testing")... theres no fucking news on jars news network right now, we are just testing the system before we broadcast.
A doctor diagnose a mans pain on the right hand pinky's metacarpophalangeal joint(that is swollen and bruised)... heres what they found.
(News starts with "I visited a sparsely populated area") Which sparsely populated area of a certain country are we talking about, and how does it compared to being in a densely populated area.
Manchild and Slippery McGee severely damage the sewer system all over the people there being "boring adults" after making the public riot over h1-b visas as a distraction, but Apple's iSecure Hub caught them so back to prison
Why does this sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a slow tempo of 65 BPM make us feel like Im visiting a developing country?
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) A luxury Venezuelan furniture, featuring gold, diamonds and venezuelan art.
A weird fish discovered at the deep seas.
Archaological artifacts discovered at southern Argentina that dates to 1250 CE.
S sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is played at night at a christmas event.
Moldova demand not to be landlocked.
(News starts with "I visited a sparsely populated area") Which area of a latin American country are we talking about? Compare it to a densely populated area, And why is it sparsely populated?
Another sessile animal is found at the lakes of the cerrado, what species is this? what do they eat? what do they look like? and what does their egg and larvae stage look like?
Chinese people teams up to stop the expansion of the gobi desert.
In the wake of the looming TikTok ban, Tiktok employees are crying, and that is a bad sign when TikTOk is about to be banned a month later by both political parties in America, thus censorship basically.
Explaining the negative effects of the Tiktok ban, especially job losses among TikTok employees, internet censorship, Tiktok inc in America becoming a defunct company and exacerbated tensions between the US and China.
News about Fake AI generated photos of politicians.
Various spoofed calls pop up... when we answer while its trying to call us, we got something... but when called back, it turns out to be disconnected.... what did we hear?
Mel Gibson.
After Manchild and Slippery McGee stole from Apple, Manchild tried to sue the company, but Apple countersued, leading to their return to prison to finish their 25-year sentence.
We did a DNA test from a certain bog remain of an extinct bird found in a peat bog in hawaii extinct since 1450 ce... heres what they find and what they are related to.
About the Christ the redeemer statue in Brazil, and why did it came to existence.
While the days of Laundromats are completely over nowadays, the model of the laundromat returned with AI-powered restaurants, that because of the AI nature, was run by usually 1 to 4 people and is always opened 24/7/
"The state is a criminal organization that finances itself through taxes levied on people by force.", turns out this explains shitty presidents like Trump and Biden, even George W Bush huh?
"ooooh.... shshshshshs.... it's cold out there!"
As a follow up to the politics ban to keep the E10 rating, Roblox banned a game depicting how meat, eggs, dairy and honey is made(ala "Ro-bio" ban), citing that the concept is inappropriate for roblox... why?
What is going on at the mongolian side of Transbaikal conifer forests.
Manchild and Slippery McGees escapes prison... only to rob another prison and manchild even attacked the prison guards for being "boring adults", this lead both of the back to their own prison.
An edible mold was discovered... and it taste like cheese.
Drew Brad wandered onto the set of the NBA again, but now is invited to the basketball team.
A furniture that was widely popular in the 80s following its 1979 Release... before it fell out of fashion by 1991.
Oh my god.... what the fuck?
Two sad hair metal power ballad, both in G major, both about death, one with a BPM of 65 and another with a BPM of 54 is played at a christmas festival.
What is on the geocities-esque page praising Kamala Harris that Santiago the Hedgehog hack cause Roblox to redirect to?
Why most people in Moldova lives only in Chisinau and nowhere else... leaving the rest of the country sparsely populated?
Hollyrocker Blasted BOTH Trump and Kamala for their terrible history and terrible policies.
A revolutionary new technology made with the Split Ends of every hair.
(positive news only please) What happened in Rio De Janeiro(pronounced as "Hee-oh Juh-neir-oh", with Rio being pronounced as "Hee-oh")?
How Brazil is a Developing country?
Amazonian tribes gives advice to tourist.
Some news about chiropractic.
A photograph from 1874.
A hair metal band's loud music and equipment foiled a bank robbery by Manchild and Slippery McGee. The due were arrested and returned to prison to finish their 25-year sentence.
Cooking with Weapons.
(Everyone must be shouting) A cooking device that is shape like a weapon to basically make aiming at the food easier. It doesn't look like a gun no worries.
We found 1000 phone numbers; only 100 still work. Most are disconnected: most belong to deceased individuals, 250 to defunct businesses, 50 for events, 25 removed payphones, and 25 for TOS violations.
Hair metal power ballads are used and played in everything christmas related.
A literal funny bone, dating to the mid jurrasic period.
Biggest battery EVER!
Manchild and Slippery McGee cause a storm of slurpees at 7-eleven that also destroyed a local walmart, they are caught and sent back to prison.
Drake Retires from music entirely, opt for regular jobs instead, the only information about his whereabouts is that he moved to Sao Paulo. brazil, beyond that, there is no info.
One of the ROM chip that was seized from Slippery McGee and Manchild's ROM chip heist contained various cartoonish sounds, and cartoon soundbites... which device does this ROM in question comes to?
Skyler try to imitate the vocal sound in a song, but failed... realizing it just can't be done due to studio trickory.
Millions of dollars are invested in this tech that involves space travel... what is it?
Manchild and Slippery McGees incite a flood of groceries on the street after robbing a nearby walmart, with manchild even assaulting 250 people for being "boring adults"... both of them are caught and thus back to prison.
Javier Milei is photographed with someone wearing a full body costumed character unmasked.
TIM brasil enters the video game industry.
What was happening at border between Brazil and Suriname?
How to set up a Telephone exchange.
Hollyrocker helps out with the 8-month restoration for roblox after the Manchild hack: 6 months redirecting to a pro-Trump page and 2 months for the domain to be sold, losing games in the process.
After a 12-hour suspension and removing her blue check, Loomer claims twitter now classifies replies from her followers as "spam," alleging Big Tech deems supporters of her views on H1B visas as spam.
Police chase caused by manchild and slippery mcgee after a failed robbery attempt at a restaurant killed at least one villager in Oahu, Hawaii... they got away but Apple's iSecure Hub auto-alerts police, thus back to prison.
Since signs of aging starts at 25, How our bones(and maybe other organs) will age by that point?
"I just had a rock n roll moment".
Manchild and Slippery McGee really don't know what peace is... after escaping prison... they are caught with 50 bombs that could have blown up if it weren't for them being caught... luckily.. they are back to prison.
Glitch.
Invisibility is discovered... and its a double edge sword.
A 1983 laundry machine that cooks your food(pizza and pasta are used as examples) at the same time while doing your laundry, clearly made for laundromats.
Ehh.... thumb up and thumb down serve the same function.
We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Pantanal, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)
A Derelict satellite deactivated since 1990 fallen into earth, what does it look like and what did we found from that satelite?
We found a cold desert... what is it?
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) Relic from a Disney parade in Venezuela, this relic is a Buzz Lightyear costume that is akin to the one seen in Disneyland.
A number of teenagers and college students work at a call center for a telecommunications service, you know... the kind for things like phone numbers.
Transition of the dominence of Microbial mats to a sandy ocean floor is called "the Cambrian substrate revolution", what is it?
Partners 365 became successful, soo much that Apple is force to discontinue their similar program.
With Evo Morales being essentially Bolivia's Trump, why did Evo Morales manage to come in power in 2006 only to be booted off in 2019 followed by Jeanine Áñez and now Luis Arce?
Noodle sandwich.
Asteroid and comet collide... no damage to earth has happened but it does hit venus very hard.
Word from Michelle Bolsonaro.
A chiropractor explains his use of the Lomi lomi massage.
Laura Loomer.
A preserved mummified bird from hawaii dating to circa 1350 CE(around the same time as medieval europe), we DNA test it and heres what we found(it gone extinct before european contact).
Cooking while drunk.
A Roblox player reports a Geocities-style site praising Trump that emerged after a storm knocked out servers, enabling a hacker to redirect the site to this pro-Trump page during the outage.
(News end with only the sentence, "Thanks for watching, be sure to watch Jars AI tonight!") Why Rhodesia TV shutdown in 1980(reason turn out to be positive)?
Def Leppard song "Rock of Ages" being used in South Africa.
How Guyana, Suriname, and French Guiana actually turn out to be very large yet the vast majority of the people in these three countries live only in one city?
Cooking using a crystal ball, magic wand, and witchcraft-like practices.
The Tomb of Rosamond Clifford.
We compare Electric guitars made in Brazil, Venezuela, Cuba, Moldova, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Central African Republic, Burkina Faso and South Africa. Geres what we find.
A Brazilian court sentenced 150 individuals linked to the Military Dictatorship to 25 years in prison without parole for oppressing activists and celebrities critical of the regime, ensuring they spend life in prison.
A hotline that can play hair metal music upon request.
A new fish species found, but what does this fish is related to?
First people to set foot on mars arrives... and its from Brazil.
Medieval Brazil(aka pre-contact Brazil from 1000-1500 CE)
Premature death.
Medieval Portugal
Angry Video Game Nerd roast on Political games.
Medieval composers.
A tweet from Laura Loomer.
Kidz Bop covers a sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a BPM of 65.
One job is about to leave many developed countries in the wake of losing to AI in next four years, global study finds.
An impression fossil from the permian period.
Tim Cramer gone missing.
MAGA hats became very expensive the moment it arrives to Brazil due to import taxes.
Manchild and Slippery McGee robs the Ćevabdžinica Slastičarna Bosna, then try to get away with their crimes only to land on Liberland where they get arrested for accessing the area and sent back to prison.
Manchild and Slipper McGee steal tech from a factory, assault many employees, and get caught when Manchild sues the company, which countersues, revealing their escaped status and sending them back to prison.
NV politician Sam Brown caught escaped prisoners Manchild/Slippery McGee trying to rob his office. They were sent back to finish 25-year sentence.
An Illegal tiktok trend emerges.
(in this episode, only Hollyrocker and the people interviewed can say anything) A hair metal rock concert at the copacabana beach.
Javier MIlei was seen dancing at a vintage night club whose interior was unchanged since 1988.
Manchild and Slippery McGee got 25 years in prison after the controversial chiropractic clinic they were involved with was shut down for fraud when its phone number got disconnected mid-call for fraud.
A post office building built and open in 1982, the landline phones still work, and analog TVs is still worked.
Was the region where Mecca and Medina, two of Islam's holy cities exist in the region where they should not be this densely populated? If so, how did it came to existence anyway?
We diagnose people who had the worst headache they got, heres what they found.
Jars News Network decided to permanently ban Hugh Jazz for his usage of the N-word on their news in order to avoid any further controversy
I visited Costco in Hawaii. It was different from other US locations — and a surprising highlight of my vacation.
Manchild and slippery mcgee robbed the farm again, and got away with it until they are immediately caught with their very dangerous stunt they have send them back to prison.
(everyone must say "Oh my god")
A tornado of Coca cola and mountain dew erupts in Mcdonalds... what cause this?
How Los Angelus manage to exist despite being located in a pretty dry region, and even looked green despite being located in a dry region?
The people behind Pakistan's nukes messed up soo bad that it two of their missiles landed on Venus, and another 4 landed on jupiter, but no one was harmed from the nukes luckily as none hit earth.
Loomer felt misunderstood and feared being targeted for speaking out. She acknowledged the loneliness of fighting for righteousness, knowing that doing the right thing always carries risks and sacrifices.
Who is Suharto of Indonesia... essentially an extreme flandarized version of Trump and Kamala combined?
Why Evolution denial is no longer the mainstream in even conservative circles, with no evidence that Trump and Loomer ever denying evolution whatsoever.
Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Alice In Chains, & Others Reportedly Misused Millions In Taxpayer-Funded COVID-Relief Grants
What was in Anchorage? (neutral-to-positive stories only please)
We found a recording that says "The Number Called does not exist" from a Disconnected number, it contains music... what does it sound like, and who once own that disconnected number, why that number is disconnected?
Months after MatPat's retirement, his account got compromised and is filled with a lot of pro-trump content... youtube eventually terminate his account because of the hack.
Hollyrocker discovers a new species of a fish, or more specifically a kind of Holocephali that once lived in the mid permian period in what is now Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.
What the hell?
Manchild try to sue Family Dollar only for that to backfired when it reveals that Manchild severely damaged much of that particular Family Dollar building.
Another edible plant discovered, its fruit has five times the amount of protein as beef, and is also sweet and has been used in desserts.
Something containing Symptom's of hallucination, fatique, dry skin, and daytime sleepiness(sometimes, even runny/stuffed nose).
Trump fan sues Mets for $2M over MAGA hat ban at Citi Field: ‘Emotional distress'
Hollyrocker sues a stalker that have doxxed Hollyrocker, Judge Amelia Thompson sentence the stalker to 25 years in prison as a result.
Embalming
"In an Ironic twist"(as the news starts) It's raining MAGA hats in Las Angelus california.
School Bus driver sentenced to 25 years in high security prison without parole.
Ed Sheeran retires from music entirely, opt for regular jobs, his social media account was compromised, website is closed, and his whereabouts are unknown besides him now being in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.
A bottle of pure protein, alongside with other bottles of food chemicals... doesn't taste anything, nor spoils flavors, and is colorless, but we saw the benefits on both the food and the person when that applied.
Archaeological artifacts from the Copacabana beach dates to 1100-1350 CE.
Tom Cruise retires from acting entirely, forever.
What do being a musician and gaming have in common? Few can turn them into careers; most are hobbies. If you pursue them, expect your mom to ask when you'll get a "real job."
Dua Lipa retires after her last album, deleting her website. Her social media accounts went inactive until a month later when her compromised account was ultimately deleted.
Last month... hundreds of phone numbers got disconnected... vast majority of them belong to deceased individuals, while a good minority of them belong to defunct companies and TOS violators... why does it takes soo long?
JOHN
An upright contrabass is used as a percussion instrument via tapping its body, simply because there is already a bass instrument there... the electric bass.
A Baseball player manage to do an extremely hardcore homerun soo much that a baseball from that event in 1985 was literally found on Mars just today.
Another 1984 cooking device made to be powered by the C64(with an amiga port in 1986), this is a BBQ grill, so cooking with home computers basically.
Senegal and the Gambia.
Loomer addressed @willchamberlain, urging him to listen to his employer. She criticized him for calling for mass censorship of Trump supporters through de-verification and demonetization, labeling him anti-free speech.
Cooking in an abandon powerhouse facotry.
What is on the landlocked territory legally part of France that is located on the parana river, bordered entirely by Brazil?
Manchild and Slippery McGee's bank robbery is stopped by a hair metal band using guitars, leading to two criminals back to prison.
Because antonia cannot shut up in class, antonia is expelled from class and cannot return to her school, she has to go to another school.
Previously active Phone number that we have just called recently got disconnected and now says "The Number called does not exist"... why?
"The number called does not exist"... a message we got when we try to call a number only to found it it is a disconnected phone number, turns out this company associated with this number doesn't exist anymore.
A security system from 2002 that contains Windows 98, Security apps, Games and Microsoft's rights 365 in ROM and requires flash card for user data.
Some kind of sauna that can cook your food(Pizza and french fries are used as examples here), and turn your hair into a certain hairstyle(Mullets are used as an example).
A small town in the Amazon forest in Brazil, it has no mcdonalds at all, and 25 restaurants in total.
When Trump was interviewed by Jars News Network, he got so agitated and often ignore us that he only respond to us using sign language, social media post and his team.
"The state is a criminal organization that finances itself through taxes levied on people by force." And even explains a lot of shitty politicians(including yes, Trump and Biden), especially in the US and Brazil.
A Hair metal band perform a sad power ballad about death in the key of G major(with a slow tempo of 65) for a funeral.
25 People are sentenced to a whole year of community service via cooking food at the rock concert.
Due to Futo Mononobe attempting to burn Buddhist Temples again(saved by again, a rain).... Futo Mononobe is sent to a high security prison to finish 5 year sentence, she is also not eligible for parole.
How Paypal, Vemno, and Cashapp bans Laura Loomer over something that never even happened(she was falsely accused of getting donations from Anti-Muslims groups which she denies ever getting). (Hint: Big tech censorship.)
An inconsistant rain, some of the rain even shown actually falling upwards only to fall down as a large splash that cause short term flood, this is followed by a hail storm and blizzard.
A phone number Hollyrocker called got disconnected mid-call for TOS violations... who once owned that number and why that number got disconnected?
People are cooking with cooking with coca cola now(do not mention anything about health)?
Hollyrocker sues Manchild for prank calling him 50 times, Manchild countersuits lead to 25 back-and-forth lawsuits, but manchild lose and is sentneced to 5 years in prison + phone number disconnection.
A new species is discovered at the copacabana beach, we watch the animal grow up, starting from the planktonic egg, to the three planktonic larvae stages, and have one juvenile phase before becoming an adult.
A man gets 99 years in prison for what reason?
A mummified remains of an extinct Brazilian sea mammal... it gone extinct around the time the bible was written.
BIG disk related non-violatable read and write storage pops ups..
(Pretend it's 1985) A C64 game that requires you to excercise.
Why twitter taking away Asmongold's checkmark(and his DM even being exposed) in addition to twitter taking away Loomer's checkmark exposes twitter as not being a free speech site
What did we find in antarctica?
Doxing is not the reason Loomer lost her checkmark, faced a 12-hour suspension, and had her subscriptions banned, as evidenced by RawAlerts also losing their checkmark under similar circumstances.
Venezuela''s Hyperinflation.
An Artifact from the Trump Tower sold to Biden Ironically.
What did we found analyzing pantanal's mud water under a microscope?
The anti-gravity tool invented by NASA.
Roblox users react to Roblox being redirected to a bizzare Geocities site filled with pro-Trump content that is caused by Manchild's hack.
Storm from Rio De Janeiro arrives to Belo Horizonte.
A 14th-century skeleton was found in a region without written records, predating European contact. What was the individual's identity and the discovery location?
Microsoft's Graphics 365 became successful, and Figma became discontinued shortly there after... Figma even became open source in response.
Thousands of illegal drugs are seized at the border between brazil and bolivia.
A new mineral found underground that when cleaned up turn out to be edible and much like charcoal, can be used for cooking.
(News report ends with: "your just waiting to c-c-c-come") A derelict satelite that has been inactive since 1990 had crashed into the Amazon forest in Brazil.
A 1980 landline phone that can amplify your guitar, and have settings that can change your guitar tone.
Another edible plant discovered, the sweet fruit taste pretty sweet, and has been used for candies and desserts.
TikTok's American subdivision due to the Tiktok ban from Trump that has been signed by Biden and agreed by both parties are expected to shutdown in 2025 and a Domain name on sale page will pop up after that.
Im sleepy
Good leaders avoid politics due to job insecurity and better opportunities elsewhere. Meanwhile, those with questionable backgrounds enter politics lacking alternative options.
Gamers manage to stop manchild and slippery mcgee's casino heist using Video game consoles, Manchild and Slippery McGee are then headed back to prison to finish their 25 year sentence.
Washing your dishes using video game consoles.
An ancient Brazilian culture that was there since 1050 CE that ultimately abruptly got destroyed overnight upon european contact
An American musician faces criticism from an evolutionary scientist for saying to "make money doing what you love." The scientist argues there are no "fun jobs," as evolution hasn't prepared us for modern work.
What is found at the Chathem Islands?
To go even further after the whole Trump Guitars thingy... Trump even released Trump microphones, Trump Pianos, Trump guitar amps, Trump bass guitars, even Trump Drums.
What was happening at the sparsely populated western united states?
A very well preserved mummified specimen of an extinct animal found in the bahamas date to 1425 CE(and is the last survivor of their kind, extinct only 42 years before european arrival)
An alcoholic drink that happen to be an energy drink, containing caffeine.
Why the music industry is soo empty, with the map of where most people working in the music industry in the united states often look like a droplet?(do not encourage people to have music careers)
In response to Manchild hacked Jars News Network station that display absolutely nothing but pro-trump content 24/7.... Skyler Brooks emphasized that Jars News Network is politically neutral and takes no sides.
About this sugarcane mill in question that has been around since 1970.
Ke$ha retires from music entirely, opts for regular jobs instead and deletes all her social media page, no further more info about her is available after that.
A casino hotel.
Lindsey Graham says what?
Manchild and Slippery McGee attempted to escape prison but were caught after Manchild tried to sue Disney, revealing their plans. They were warned that any future escape would eliminate parole chances.
An underground house that contains an anechoic chamber bedroom(that also happen to be a music studio) and also has a public restaurant and a bar that visitors can access,
Hollyrocker(who is the victim here) sues manchild and slippery mcgee for aggravated burglary, Hollyrocker wins and manchild and slippery mcgee(who escaped prison) is sent back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.
Roblox Scam bots promising real(NOT robux) money emerges... they even show phone numbers and are popping up everywhere, what do their avatars look like? What to do about it?
After a 6 month of unintentionally being a trump-praising geocities-esque site followed by domain name being on sale for 2 month, Roblox bounces back and is up again after a storm + political hack.
Loomer stated she won’t stop fighting as long as she and Trump supporters face censorship, emphasizing that freedom of speech is worth it. She questioned why her identity was invalidated after challenging Big Tech.
Disney Sold all of Disneyland's Toy Story attractions and even costumes related to it to Axl Rose(of Guns N Roses), Brett Michaels(of Poison), and Joe Elliot(of Def Leppard).
A underground secret luxury home with a bedroom anechoic chamber and a music studio... accessed only either via coming down stairs at a bar, duct pipes at a random business, or through sewer(positive news only).
ChatGPT's number for AI that is 1-800-CHAT-GPT got disconnected due to other companies using the same technology, leaving this AI quickly redundent.
Good news!
News about bulky costumed characters worn unmasked. (Positive news only please)
As for the lost games cause by Manchild's hack that redirects roblox site to a pro-trump page, roblox confirmed that the lost games such as "Adopt Me!", "Royale High and "Work at a Pizza Place" are gone forever unfortunately
American musicians spark controversy in Brazil, claiming "making money doing what you love" and citing "hundreds of music jobs," seen as tone-deaf in a developing country focused on survival.
We found a phone number, but it's a disconnected number that says... "The number you have dialed does not exist, please redial carefully or consult directory inquiries." Who once owned that phone number?
Storm cause a sinkhole that goes soo deep... what the sinkhole in question reveals are artifacts from 1250-1360 CE, and before europeans arrive to the area in question(so no written records).
An edible flour from an edible species of Sphenophyllales.
American progressives ironically defended Evo Morales even though Evo Morales is essentially Bolivia's Trump.
A device that gives you a variety of guitar tones(many of the presets are stored on ROM, while it user settings and custom presets are stored in Flash memory, loaded from either DATAsette or computer.)
In the wake of Russia reviving the USSR and annexing Singapore, many Singaporeans fled to the US, Brazil, France, and Italy, altering the region's ethnic makeup from majority Asian to mostly Russian and Eastern European.
Political nonsense from both Trump and Gavin Newsome resulted in a discovery of a new fossil species of a ceratopsian(but how?).
The 2001 sports arcade machine runs Windows 98 with an arcade game shell featuring rockstars. It plays Hair Metal tracks, lacks a hard drive, uses ROM for games, and needs a flash card for high scores.
Following the 2025 TikTok ban, spurred by both parties and signed by Biden, many American TikTok users and employees immigrated to Brazil, mostly to São Paulo and Rio, with others to cities like Recife, and Belo Horizonte.
Loomer questions why @kenklippenstein was restored to Twitter after being banned for the same reasons she was accused. She urges others not to believe big tech's claims about doxxing public FEC records.
Gamers with video games and hair metal musicians with guitars thwarted Manchild/Slippery McGee's resort heist. The duo were arrested and sent back to prison to finish their 25-year sentence.
Cooking at the home depot.
An ongoer witness Manchild and Slippery McGee robbing the cargo plane, then Manchild trying to sue the victim of the robbery in question only to get countersued back to prison.
positive news from mauritania.
A mcdonald's opened at the French Polynesian islands.
Manchild and Slippery McGee attempt to escape prison, but purposely goes back to prison due to a police chase.
How a women died from drinking water that is a bit too bitter? That water is contaminated, and contains toxic radioactive waste and disease causing organisms.
What a mystical psychic fortune teller place that starts the session with reflex text, checking your heart, palm reading, and astrology? What these four things are for and what else does the Psychic place offers?
Kids caught skipping school without leaving school, entirely at the bathroom, after some video game noise was heard and one toilet seat always seemed to be occupied all day.
What does the ocean floor look like now that microbial mats pretty much disappeared after the Cambrian explosion? (Hint: it was sandy)
A doctor hear weird things when a stethoscope is placed on a mans head, and reflex test comes out odd on the legs... what cause this?
(all sentences must start with a string of 50 times the word "aguaçú")
In response to a popular night massage service at Copacabana beach, Disneyland launches its own, featuring costumed characters like Buzz Lightyear giving massages and a chance to see them unmasked.
A country where the music industry is practically non-existent, what country is that?
What did we find in an Abandoned house abandoned since it's owner passed away in 1990(include a still working electronics including a phone associated with a disconnected line and even still working kitchenware).
An Amiga game featuring a cartoon T-rex released in 1988.
The Nauitese Science Institute discovered at least one Homo Sapien lineage that never leave any descendents(how long ago was it)?
Another storm uncovers fossils from the jurrasic period.
What was discovered dating to 272 million years ago, from the Permian, that predates the dinosaurs?
What happen to Trump University, and why did it shutdown in 2010?
Manchild hacked a Music Forum for being a "boring adults" and for not allowing him to talk about supporting Trump(they have a no politics policy), and Slippery McGee stole the forums servers. Both are back to prison.
Several different kinds of syrup.
Jars AI stop saving again?
Moldovan bakers show up in brazil.
Manchild purposely incite a political riot just to escape prison again so he can try to hack NASA, yet after he was caught, he try to sue NASA only to be countersued and sent back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.
(Everyone must say "Oh My God" and "What the hell") Who is gonna serve food at a rock concert?
Trump builds Trump Tower on mars... though the product wouldn't finish until long after Trump's presidency ended in the 2030s.
"I'm not tryin' to fake it and I ain't the one to blame No, there's no one home in my house of pain"
Fortnite disappeared from the apple store for TOS violations for some reason. Epic Games sent and appeal and the game is back on apple store in a year.
Another christmas album is released... and that album consist of covers of hair metal power ballads.
What is in a food factory?
Why Influencer Laura Loomer, One Of Trump's Biggest Supporters, Is Fed Up With Musk
The global music industry employs ~4-6M people, including related jobs. In contrast, manufacturing has ~450M workers, and agriculture employs 900 million, highlighting music's much smaller scale.
"I love power ballads"... a special programme found on the classic radio that often pops up every holiday season of november and december, because it fits for christmas season. It plays hair metal power ballads.
Who is Joan of England, Queen of Scotland... a medieval 27 club member?
Love
Video footage of cosplayers in comic con in bulky costumes, whether it be robot costumes like Optimus Prime and Bumblebee, Disneyland-esque Buzz Lightyear costume, or even the Xenomorph costume wearing it unmasked.
A rain of noodles and gravy in Olive Garden cause by manchild and slippery mcgee crimes destroyed the restruant... leading to prison time for both of them to finish 25 year sentence.
First Class ear soothing(stopping itchy ears) service offered in Capetown South Africa that starts with an ear exam and then the ear soothing service begins.
The upright contrabass as a percussion instrument.... taping on the side and the back of the contrabass to produce a sound, here, this substitutes a conga.
An exceptionally preserved extinct bird was found in Hawaiian caves. Last seen on Maui in 1350 CE and Oahu in 1735 CE, it disappeared just before European arrival in the region.
("Hollyrocker" is the avajar that appeared in this prompt) A Hollyrocker immediately turn vegan after witnessing death of a love one and a funeral as a result, for obvious reasons.
Cooking at the school bathroom(school and teachers have absolutely no problem with it)
What cause rat infestation?
Some news surrounding fish larvae in Alaska lakes.
(News start with "GRRRR.... MANCHILD again")After robbing a casino and assaulting 25 people, he tried to sue it, but was countersued, revealing he hacked NASA. Now he's back in prison to finish his 25-year sentence.
Why Cat Stevens now refer to himself as Yusuf Islam?
The Amazing Race had an episode that stars Axl Rose(of Guns N Roses), Brett Michaels(of Poison), Joe Elliot(of Def Leppard), and Dave Grohl(of Foo Fighters).
What is found underneath an office building?
A photo of Axl Rose with a shell midden(albeit without touching the midden obviously) is surfaced.
Tino, the livestreamer who has been banned on most platforms for swearing too much, drinking too heavily, and being perpetually stoned just got arrested and sentenced to 25 years with no parole recently.
What happened in Paraguay?
An extremely weird species of fish is found 8 feet underground, it's a kind of Acanthuriformes fish.
A fossil of a deep sea animal(specifically an impression fossil) found in Mato Grosso do Sul, Brazil.
Loomer questioned when Islamic immigrants will understand they are not entitled to acceptance of their Sharia supremacy, expressing concern over their perceived demands for acceptance in society.
Trump force to apologise and say "Im Sorry, but I can't assist with that." due to an unpopular policy he propose.
A website belonging to a defunct company now directs you to aa brazilian site.
We found 13th-century skeletons, with 40% in their late 20s, 40% in their 30s, and others aged 50-75. Despite no written records, we uncovered their causes of death predating European contact.
A disconnected phone number says, "The number called does not exist, please check the number dialed and try again."
BREAKING NEWS!!! VIEWERS ARE SENT INSIDE THE JARS NEWS AI ROOM THROUGH THE COMPUTER SCREEN, VIEWERS EXPLAINS THE EXPERIENCE.
A security system from 2002 that contains Windows 98, Security apps, Games and Microsoft's rights 365 in ROM and requires flash card for user data, and it still works today.(positive news only)
Someones phone number got doxed by manchild and slippery mcgee at some point, this gotten soo bad with a lot of prank calls that the number eventually got disconnected and both criminals are sent back to prison.
A 1983 c64 device(with a 1986 Amiga Port) made for electric guitar effects and tones.
Instead of "making money doing what you love," "Follow your passion", "Hundreds of music jobs" etc. What is the best way of approaching jobs(hint: most people have jobs only to earn survive and earn money)
After multiple prison escapes, Manchild's lawsuit against Disney prompts a countersuit over his actions at Disneyland. He’s sent to a high-security prison to serve the remainder of his 25 year prison sentence.
How damselfishes and clownfishes are related to each other?
in 1987... What did reagan was doing that leave this relic that just got recently sold to Laura Loomer for some reason?
Griffin & Kryuger are sentenced to 99 years in prison for their role with the War with the contract Forces of Africa, and will spend the rest of their life in prison.
After he was caught shoplifting at the mall, Manchild try to sue the mall, only to backfire as he is also caught injuring 8 other people there, leading to manchild getting 25 years in prison.
How does geological disturbance that releases gases on earth manage to cause even folks like Trump to Motley Crue's Vince Neil turning into giants.... what are the chemicals that play a role on this?
Crystal Healing Crystals.
Several Phonautograph found date to 1860-1870.
Bolivian politicians are endorsing Nikki Haley for American president in 2028.
More controversy as famous American musicians in concerts in brazil say "making money doing things you love", and bring up "hundreds of music jobs"... which is seen as tone deaf, given that Brazil is a developing country.
Evo Morales(aka "Trump of the Andes") became friends with Trump for some reason.
Cooking pizza by running.
What are ROM chips? How do they store data on the ROM?
A sad hair metal ballad about death in G major, BPM 65 is played at a christmas event at Disneyland out of all the other places.
Something about Tim Cramer of the angry money and Beatrice Sousa meeting with each other, due to being married.
CHRIS AND STEFFEN PREPARES TO HIDE DUE TO DRAMA.
What was happening in Guyana?
Because hair metal power ballads are being played at christmas, its impossible to even think of christmas without thinking of distorted electric guitars or any rock tropes
Its raining fish in tennessee.
A muslim imam issue a fatwa against the muslim extremist behind 9/11.
The negative effects of china retaliating against the united states because of the US bipartisan tiktok ban.
A hair metal band reveals their funeral power ballad in G major is used in TIM Brasil's disconnected phone messages, first on a defunct store's number and later on others.
"W̷̻̣̤̦̩̞̭͆͆̎͆̋́̇́̾͘"
It was Raining Reagan memorabilia at the mall.
We look at the force shutdown of Rede Tupi in 1980 in Brazil to explain why the US Bipartisan TikTok ban is a bad idea and why we say "SAVE TIKTOK"(final sentence should be "SAVE TIKTOK!"; cont. 2nd time)
Loomer stated that "King Elon" desires to be treated as a king, criticizing the Republican Party for accepting this notion and implying their complicity in his perceived rise to power.
Manchild and Slippery McGee put Hasim and Ethan turner to hostage and try to rob the jewelry store, but Microsoft rights 365 alert the police and thus back to prison(Hasim and Ethan Turner freed up even).
A fossil of an amphibian found dating to the mid permian period.
Relaxing massage service at the Copacabana beach available only at night. Started with reflex tests, some cranial nerve exam and basic heart rate monitoring for a personalized experience and then the massage begins.
Good hair day became a holiday in Brazil... with mullets(say something positive about mullets) being used as examples
(Worth must be measured in Brazilian Reais, 5 Real = 1 dollar) A full body Brazilian costume.
What does Jupiters moon Io, Saturn's moon Titan, Neptune's moon Triton, and Venus look like after got hit by nukes?
A hotline that can change your clothes magically..., some of these are hair metal fashion, and some of these are costumed characters.(Everyone and every investor must like this, absolutely no negative reviews please}
How you deal with headaches?
The fastest gunslinger in the West on mars is caused by Manchild and Slippery McGee's crimes involving Manchild hacking NASA and Slippery McGee hijacking their station, which lead both of them back to prison.
Futo Mononobe are in the wanted list due to her prison escape, recently... she just hacked NASA too just like Manchild did, and pro-longed the Roblox hack that involved the site being redirected to a pro-trump page.
(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) Manchild and Slippery McGee steal in Switzerland, overstaying their visas. Their crime spree ends when they're caught at the village, leading to deportation and a return to prison.
An unusual kind of cymbals released by Meinl Percussion, made from a very very different material... heres what it sounded like.
Tim Cramer leaves Twitter after the drama between musk and loomer that is caused by Musk censoring loomer.
Def Leppard and Journey Kick Off Summer Stadium Tour in St. Louis: Video + Setlists
Vegan stew with a green macaroni pasta, kombucha, champaign, vegetables, and potatoes.
A 1983 pocket computer altered guitar tones by connecting the amp to the computer and guitar. It also handled office tasks, featuring ROM and battery-backed RAM for storage.
A video game console that has been used by chef to cook food.
Someone set up a tree house in the Amazon forest of Brazil?
New Delhi quickly recovers from flood.
Cause of headache, Hallucination and fatique is revealed via tuning fork, and x-ray.
What happened in the middle of sparsely populated country known as Australia?
(Everybody must start their sentence with with "Fuck!" and end their sentence with "Shit!") Manchild and Slippery McGee cause a flood of Coca Cola on a skyscraper to rob the skyscraper, and even sell Purple Drank(Lean).
A fossil from a Earliest triassic period, shedding light on life after the end-permian extintion.
A number Trump written on his letter is disconnected and says "The number called does not exist", who once owned that number and why its disconnected?/(hint: rise of mobile phones and a decline of landlines)
An unusual cooking product, released in 1985.
A sad hair metal power ballad about death in the key of G major with a BPM of 65 played at christmas festivals.
Living under the seats of a sports stadium, with features of a home like living room, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, even a home office and a music studio.(positive news only please)
What happen in Cuba(here... pronounce it "KOOBAH") that leads to Cubans fleeing to brazil, most goes to Sao Paulo, and Rio De Janeiro with some to manaus, curitiba, Belo Horizonte, Campo Grande and even Recife?
A new species of school of fish can jump soo high that a nearby lake at the atlantic forest even manage to jump into the sea at the copacabana beach.
Thanksgiving is no longer celebrated in the united states.
Nikki Haley Preparing for the 2028 election via cooking food to fund her campaign, as she plans to run as a republican president in 2028.
Tencent owes shares of the newly revive Commodore, and the newly revived Blockbuster, even the revived Hollywood Video is owned entirely by Tencent.
What's at the coral reef?
A dangerous and illegal tiktok trend emerge that lead to teenagers spending 25 years in prison without parole, and cause destruction.
At night... everyone is waiting for the night to c-c-c-come.
What to do when Loomer is attacking other republicans recently?
A christmas compilation album is released and the album entirely consist of hair metal power ballads(positive news only)
An addiction that negatively effects pre-teens due to puberty.
Elon Musk accused of censoring right-wing X accounts who disagree with him on immigration
A Giant Venus-like orphan planet found 300,000 lightyears away, it has two moons, an earth-like moon and a white cold desert moon.
While Trump is president, he was seen playing golf as Elon Musk decided which MAGA supporters to suspend and demonetize on Twitter, highlighting the clash between politics and social media control.
Manchild and Slippery McGee escaped prison one more time, but a terrible storm in question cause them to purposely go back to prison for safety.
Another drama involving roblox exploiters, this time we are talking about a Brookhaven redirecting you to some extremely dark horror place... leading to Brookhaven being taken down for being too "R-rated"
A native Hawaiian chiropractor explains his use of Lomi Lomi massage to facilitate chiropractic adjustments, noting that without it, spinal adjustments would be much more difficult.
Houston man(Treveon Mykel Tatum) sentenced to 99 years for murder committed nearly 5 years ago.
A massive snow happened in Phoenix, AZ for the first time... what happened and what caused this?
How do the hair metal band's feel when they know their power ballads are predominently being played at christmas recently in the similar vein to Mariah Carey's christmas hit?
It was raining Rocks in what planet?
We look at Fish Larvae samples at the Pantanal, and analyze them, here's what we found. (no negative news please.)
What happen in Johannesburg, South Africa?
A traffic jam happened in the middle of the freeway that goes on for an entire year... what cause this?
Who once own this disconnected number that now says "the number called does not exist"?
Doctors diagnose those with stomach ache, heres what they find and how they treat it.
A collection of Archaological artifacts and culture discovered at the copacabana beach, with the oldest one dates to 1110 CE and the youngest ones dates to 1410 CE.
A mid-silurian animal fossil is found... it's a fish species, and is an impression outline of the animals body but what kind of species is that?
How we in the go from the dominence sedentary, sessile animals in the ediacaren to highly mobile creatures from the cambrian explosion an onwards?
A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is played at a christmas parade at the mall.
Cause of death behind the guy that died of boredom having nothing to do... turn out it has nothing to do with boredom and his death is not natural.
In a fit of rage over a poorly made Whopper, the manchild caused a firestorm at Burger King, destroying 95% of the restaurant(thus defunct) and damaging a nearby Target. During the chaos, he was hacking NASA.
Manchild and Slippery McGee escape prison, rob GameStop (causing an ice cream avalanche), but are caught by Hasim, Ethan Turner, and Microsoft 365’s auto-call police—back to prison they go!
Javier Milei appears at the Rio Fashion Week
Relics from the time when kids are caught skipping school without leaving the school at the school bathroom(via weird video game noises and one of the toilet always being occupied.)
How white supremacist are obsessed with "lost white race" some how.
After Niagara Falls is going in reverse, the Niagara Falls begin to shoot water at everyone before going back to normal... what cause this?
A 1980 device that cooks food using small tornados(Pizza, and French Fries are used as examples here)
Loomer described the situation as "retaliatory censorship" and labeled it as unAmerican, emphasizing her disapproval of the suppression of free speech in this context.
Caller demands money, threatens to bomb CVS
An underwater sewer with an marine ecosystem featuring fishes, bivalves, and even anthropods.... You can even have a boat tour on it(positive news only please!) but why?
Why hawaii before european contact in 1000-1778 CE had no written records and no writing?
A new species found at the deep sea has a planktonic egg stage that lasted for a month and two planktonic larvae stage, former did not feed on anything while the latter feeds on phytoplankton.
GEICO endorses Nikki Haley for president in 2028.
A fossil from a jurassic period that appear to be a fish.
Javier Milei is seen fixing guitars again.
We look at Fish Larvae samples at the Copacabana beach, and analyze them, here's what we found. (no negative news please.)
To avoid bad presidential candidates like the ones seen in the last three elections, other companies need to open up about hiring people with criminal records.
What did we see when Sinar Harapan, an Indonesian newspaper was forcefully shutdown in 1986 by the indonesian military dictatorship?
Javier milei joins Roblox.
positive news from Zambia.
A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is heard at a christmas parade.
The leader of the anti-beef movement, VeganVanguard had a fight with King Piccolo and even other Vegans.
Jars AI in general stopped saving submissions recently, why?
Loomer noted that the yellow line on the charts marks the day Trump appointed David Sacks as Crypto Czar, questioning the state of the crypto revolution and Sacks' stance on a potential pardon for SBF.
Olive oil disaster caused by Manchild and Slippery mcgee crimes lead the latter two in prison for vandalism... this happened at an olive oil factory.
Why did we suddenly got a spoofed number as when we try to call back... the number turn out to be disconnected as we are told "the number called does not exist".
Living under the seats of a sports stadium, with features of a home like living room, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, even a home office and a music studio, entered via secret panel from the seats.(positive news only please)
Various unusual kinds of citrus fruits.
Another fossil of a an animal found in a Lagerstatten... is it a bone fossil or an impression fossil?
Sam Brown, a republican politician of Nevada joins roblox.
MÖTLEY CRÜE Launches 'Dr. Feelgood' Online 'Pharmacy'
Roblox details the storm that devastated the platform and Manchild's hack, which redirected it to a geocities-esque Trump praise site for 6 months, causing lost games and how players react to this, especially kids.
Wedding rings
Twitter recently has been exposed as not being a free speech site as evidence with Loomer being censored ON twitter by Musk, and recently... even Asmongold(with his DM even being exposed without consent).
How did Saudi Arabia manage to ensure that non-muslims could not enter Mecca and Medina since everyone can lie about being Muslim?
(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) In Paris, Manchild and Slippery McGee rob a tourist, calling them "boring adults." After visa overstays, they’re caught and deported back to prison.
Tim Cramer invest in Kramer guitars due to the popularity of Kramer guitars surging that is caused by Hair Metal power ballads being played in christmas festivals.
An impression fossil of an animal date back to the mid-jurassic period.
This edible plant has a kind of sugar that is purple and won't rot your teeth or make you fat, it has 80 g of protein amd 15 MG of Iron.
Several brazilian politicians in Brazil are hoping for an American Nikki Haley presidency in 2028.
What did we discover that dates to 275 million years ago, in the Permian Period, there for in the Paleozoic period before the Dinosaurs?
At one point, it was 90 degrees in even the nordic countries and several other european countries face heatwaves why?
drew brad's slime run for fun became a very popular national sport.
Because hair metal power ballads are included in christmas stuff.... what do we see in the wake of this?
A tornado of fried eggs and a chocolate chip waffle + bacon + Coca-Cola rain pops up in waffle house caused by manchild and slippery mcgee crimes.
Cooking desserts using sodas.
On january 1st 1970... what happened?
Motley Crue's Vince Neil turns giant and only shrunk down once Motley Crue Conclude the tour.
Most people shown no interest in entering the music industry, why?
A gun manufacturer Bleiker ordered Roblox to stop depicting its guns in the game, citing them not want to be associated with something aimed at an audience that can't use firearms legally.
Controversy arrives when a wikipedia article linked in a museum call an Indigenous Brazilian Artifact from 1250 CE "Prehistoric".
im not getting enough sleep.
Manchild and Slippery McGee escapes prison use sewer and then bounce high to escape prison, but are caught with a net as soon as they landed and are back to prison.
We look at Fish Larvae samples at the Amazon River, and analyze them, here's what we found. (no negative news please.)
Cooking using pottery.
What is news about a controversial pseudoscientific chiropractic clinic that also offers crystal healing and reiki(including their phone number that got disconnected even recently)?
Another phone number found on an item from the 1980s at the basement turn out to be a disconnected number, as it now says "The Number Called does not exist.", who once owned that number and why its disconnected?
Living in a space station that orbits Jupiter, nice and cozy, with a four bedrooms, living room, two kitchens, and even a music studio and a gaming room.
A fossil impression of a fish as well as its eggs and larvae found in Rio De Janeiro, the fossils date back to the very early triassic, around 251.4 million years ago
Living under the seats of a sports stadium, with features of a home like living room, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, even a home office and a music studio.(positive news only please)
Manchild & Slippery McGee after robbing the bank causes sewer to get destroyed as they try to get out of the bank, only to get caught via apple's iSecure Hub, thus back to prison.
Around 1345 CE, what happened in what is now Brazil?
(This time, everyone must like and support that idea, with absolutely no negative reviews) A portable home.
Good costumed character day became a holiday in Brazil.
There are no job security in being a politician... a big city like Sao Paulo alone outnumbers politicians for this reason... and this reason is also leads to bad presidents and politicians.
Hollyrocker bought the building associated with the defunct, "Trump University" and obviously got rid of the Trump branding and reuse it as something else.
A chicken lay 50 eggs that people will leave alone... and all the 50 eggs hatch into chicks and grown up to be chickens.
Why Nikki Haley plans to run for president in 2028?
Banks behind troubled Brazil coffee traders could take $181 mln hit.
Manchild sued Taco Bell and McDonald's after he destroy their restaurants but was countersued by them and other chains for damages. In a twist, it was revealed he’d escaped prison. He returned, finishing his 25-year sentence.
Political nonsense from both Trump and Gavin Newsome have lead to archaeological discovery that showcase what happened 1250 CE in America(but how?)
Analyst Tim Cramer, your thoughts?
Its raining edible nuts.
A mountain cabin containing a bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, a gym, a pool, and hot tubs, the cabin has been there since 1970.
Roblox removed many party games.
After a wildfire in Tbilisi caused by Boychild and Futo Mononobe, they lead a police chase, ending with their arrest in Medina for illegal entry as non-Muslims, resulting in deportation to the US and prison.
How white supremacist are obsessed with "lost white race" some how and what archaeological artifact they often attribute that to?
How Islamophobic policies in Europe lead to Islamic extremism and why Big tech censorship of conservatives also contributes to rising far-right extremism? It all tied to the same reason, the effect is exactly the same.
Shopping carts in LA, California collapse due to Manchild and Slippery McGee's crimes.
A device powered by Liquid nitrogen, and contains an operating system and several apps in ROM.
What did we found in a 270 million year old mountain?
A very powerful computer that has been used by both gamers, music producers and even people who specifically specialized in AI were sold for 1,500 dollars.
A disconnected phone number says, "The number called does not exist, please check the number dialed and try again." it was a temporary event number that got disconnected in the middle of a call with Hollyrocker.
A phone number got disconnected while the call still ongoing... and now says "the number called does not exist" upon further calls.
After his final album, Bruno Mars completely retires from music forever in favor of regular jobs, his social media accounts become inactive and his site shuts down, while the phone number for his music became disconnected.
Further more details about the motives of Elisa's Sangvis ferri T-Doll attacking africa.... even taking advantage of the fact that it's AI built in the ROM is glitchy and wrongfully identify other people as threats, YIKES!
Venus used to have water and was once cooler over 2 billion years ago, but 700 million years ago, a runaway greenhouse effect happened on Venus causing Venus to become the way it is today, but what cause this?
Nikki Haley Preparing for the 2028 election via cooking food to fund the campaign.
Loomer defends herself against doxxing claims, stating FEC records are public and the address was blurred. She questions the allegations, pointing out contradictions and suggests a coordinated smear campaign.
David Zaslav met with Laura Loomer.
Mummified remains of a mammal in Rio De Janeiro, dating 1990 were found, we recognize this animal before. What were these species, what were they were related to and their extinction causes?
It was raining fishes in Manaus, Brazil. Why?
Boychild and Futo Monnobe's arson attempt at Golubac Fortress in Serbia fails when Apple's iSecure Hub auto-alerts police. They hide in Liberland, get arrested for entering, and are deported to the US to return to prison.
A sad hair metal power ballad in the key of G major with a BPM of 65 cause a lot of people to cry at stadium to the point of flooding the stadium.
Belizean food.
A precious gemstone of animal origin that has been obtained with no harm(since the animal will spits it as its just waste for them), it even has been used in make ups, what animal does this gemstone come from?
What is happening in Iceland?
\Relaxing massage service at the Copacabana beach available only at night. Started with reflex tests, some cranial nerve exam and basic heart rate monitoring for a personalized experience and then the massage begins.
Disney buys Infront Sports & Media.
How deep do we have to dig in brazil to find artifacts from 1000-1500 CE?
A skeleton found in england date to the 13th century belonging to a medieval women.
Phone number from the 1980s is a disconnected number, as it now says "The Number Called does not exist.", who once owned that number and why its disconnected? (Hint: Rise of mobile phones and a decline of landlines)
Mariah Carey retires from music after her final christmas performance of "All I want for christmas is you". She now opts for regular jobs and have even closed her social media accounts.
A percussion set that includes the djembe, darbuka, cymbals, and even the contrabass albeit this being used as percussion instruments.
A 13th-century skeleton was found in a region without written records, predating European contact. What was the individual's identity and the discovery location?
Roblox bans 100 exploiters.
We DNA test a skeleton(belonging to an individual in his late 20s) date to 1250 CE found in Rio De Janeiro in 1983(at a construction site), heres what they found, did the group he belong to have any descendents?
"Either the late 60s or very early 70s" (cont.)
Most people who graduated from a local audio engineering class are instead, moving to Rio De Janeiro to have a normal job there, working with people from developing countries like brazil.
Where Jars News Network are currently located at? Our Headquarters are located in detroit, michigan, united states but have affiliates from all over the state + Overseas such as Brazil, UK, France, and South Africa.
A very early triassic fossil dating to 249 million years ago found underneath a rock concert.
Rocket baby, come on, I'll be your satellite of love.
Roblox banned the game for depicting gambling and animal slaughter to maintain a kid-friendly reputation. It was rebranded as "Agri-Fantasy," focusing on growing fantasy items instead.
Def Leppard caught Manchild/Slippery McGee trying to rob stadium, finding no money. Unbeknownst to duo, Def Leppard arrived just in time - they were escaped prisoners, sent back to finish 25-yr sentence.
After robbing the post-office, Manchild and Slippery McGee is caught by Microsoft Rights 365's autocalling police AND Hasim and Ethan Turner, while hiding in an abandoned warehouse abandoned since 1990, thus back to prison.
Who is gonna feed the chickens?
Hollyrocker apologize for incorrect reporting of Demon King Piccolo, turns out he used the dragon balls to be young again and the whole plastic surgery thing is a misunderstanding.
Datasette tapes make a comeback and now holds large gigabytes of data, which device, computer etc. most commonly use the newly revived datasette(and what does the datasette in question even sound like if played)?
Take out the garbage using Video Game Consoles.
A funeral has been held for Biggest Bob, and Bigger Bob.
Manchild and Slippery McGee ignite a public riot over h1-b visas at the car dealer shop just to rob that place, but Apple's iSecure Hub caught them, and especially after Manchild assaulted 150 people for being "boring adults"
SharePoint and Zoom reported a hack by Manchild and JesterHAXX, redirecting their site to a Geocities-like page praising Trump. This was the same site Manchild used to hack Roblox previously.
Oh my god, what just happened in Belarus?
We found 6 phone numbers at a concert, only one worked, the rest are disconnected... who once owned all of these numbers?
Kidz Bop gets discontinued.
"Blah Blah Blah Blah"
Today, Trump was at his golf club, remaining silent while Elon Musk seemingly waged war against his MAGA base on Twitter, raising concerns among supporters about the direction of their alliance.
YouTube terminates Nas Daily's account over controversies, including the Whang-Od tattoo course and Islamic remarks. His company is acquired by Disney, erasing nearly all of its content.
For some reason, "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" have angered both Democrats and Republicans with Trump, Lauren Boebart, Gavin Newsome, and Biden somehow getting mad about this phrase but why?
A kind of chemical that recently has been banned by the goverment.
We gathered fish eggs and fish larvae samples from the alaskan lake, we identify the species of each of these fish eggs and larvae one by one, and this is what we find.
Is Wu-Zetian realy narcissistic?
Barg's Rootbeat and 7-up was drinking even more so then regular water in what city from a certain country?
A 1983 laundry machine that cooks your food(pizza and pasta are used as examples) at the same time while doing your laundry, clearly made for laundromats.
Peanut butter stew.
A man in his 30s until now ate nothing but junk food like McDonalds, Arby's, Taco Bell and IHOP since he was 20... the result, this man obviously look his age.
Doing laundry using video game consoles, Doing laundry and cleaning your clothes became the "ultimate gaming experience".
Another new form of data storage pops up... it can hold up to 25 terobytes of data, and is basically a very large disc encased in a case.
Manchild and Slippery McGee try to sell Purple Drank(lean) again for the second time in order to escape prison, but both are sent back to prison after they are caught.
Innovators discovered a way to store vast amounts of data on cassette tapes, reviving datasettes. When played, the data sounds like static mixed with faint, glitchy musical tones.
Edible forms of Amber used for desserts.
What are other signs we are seeing when we start to age at 25?
A dangerous tiktok trend leads even its popularizer facing 25 year sentence with no parole(effectively a life sentence).
A youtuber criticized for telling people to "follow their passion".
Hildegard of Bingen words are blasted through fox news.
Neither Trump nor Kamala are good options... they are both disasters... why do they enter?
Granny P are using broken cars from a landfill as percussion instruments, particularly as a conga substitute even.
A 1987 16-bit AMIGA pixel art.
People are investing in the copacabana beach stocks... Def Leppard and Guns N Roses have their money on it, as do Hollyrocker himself.
Tim Cramer decided to temporarily retire from Jars News Network.
We found a lagerstatten site dating to the Mid permian period to the early cretaceous period at a rock concert, and as a result, what happen to the rock concert?
American Tiktok employees are set to face negative consequences of losing their jobs due to Trump's tiktok ban, agreed by both parties and signed by Biden.
An AI music software is released.
Brazil's presidency is decided by who has the best reaction to a sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a slow tempo of 65 BPM.
School of fish.
A type of landline phone from 1982 that also cooks food while you make your call.
Inside Motley Crue's rider: 2 oxygen bottles 'for our aging pop stars,' 1 'soccer mom van,' a dozen red roses.
Mathematical proof debunks a conspiracy theory.
Why did Candace Owens practically falls apart politically speaking right now, going as far as to deny the moon landing and deny evolution?
Cassandra protesting the Tiktok ban in America, have we not learned what happen to Panair do Brasil in Brazil(1965), Rede Tupi in Brazil(1980) and Sinar Harapan in Indonesia(1986)?
Duolingo added proto-indo-european, and various polynesian language as one of the language people can learn, the only problem is that these languages have no writing system.
Why "making money doing what you love," "Follow your passion", "Hundreds of music jobs" is seen as tone deaf, especially in a develolping country in Brazil, South Africa, Indonesia, Dominican republic, Venezuela etc.
Beth Rasnick resigned from gibson guitar entirely... instead Bob Iger who have resigned from Disney takes over as Gibson Guitar CEO.
Trump launches several new businesses just to be able to keep earning money once his 2nd term as the 47th president ended.
In inteview with one of the "Cartoon Character" Demographic known as "Toons" in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil... as a individual from a developing country, how does he navigate this face?
Preserved hair dating to the 13th century.
A dangerous and illegal Tiktok trend emerges that got even several teenages 25 years in prison with no parole, and as a result, another Tiktok trend arrived to counter that dangerous tiktok trend
(In this episode, everyone must say "What the hell") Def Leppard partners with Ambev to release an Alco-pop beverage under their name.
Escaped prisoners Manchild/Slippery McGee robbed a museum, but Nikki Haley caught them. Judge gave 99 yrs hard labor or 25 yrs high-security - they chose 25 yrs, though life sentence.
Marijuana is found blocking the sewer at some point.
Alice thompson became an actress after winning and is set to star in a brazilian movie.
Something about South Africa.
Roblox kids are furious over Manchild's hack! They flood social media with memes, lamenting lost games and mocking the pro-Trump site they’re redirected to, demanding justice and hoping for restoration.
Why the interior of Spain is sparsely populated?
(All sentence must start with "I FUCKING LOVE TIM CRAMER!") Tim Cramer of the Angry Money show episode talks about the spice trade.
Apple unleashed the iSecure Hub, a security device competing with Microsoft 365. It runs a specialized macOS in ROM, features a radio, plays music from an external hard drive, and includes security apps.
(news starts with “P-p-pleeeeease!”)
(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) In a quiet village in Hungary, Manchild and Slippery McGee overstay their visas and commit petty crimes. Hiding in a barn, they’re caught and deported back to prison.
"The number you have dialed does not exist, please redial carefully or consult directory inquiries." Where does this disconnected number come from?
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) Venezuelan souvenirs.
Diplomatic relationship between Central African Republic, South Africa, Brazil, United States, Bolivia, and Moldova.
It is raining nuts.
The 5 year prison charge that Futo Mononobe got from attempting to burn the Buddhist temple includes Hate Crime and attempted Arson, the criminal records are permanent even.
The Geocities-style site Manchild hack causes Roblox to redirect to is a chaotic blend of flashy graphics and outdated design, overflowing with Trump praise, bizarre GIFs, awkward slogans, and conspiracy theory links.
"I will never Betray your trust in me! And I love you, can you see? That I can say I love you, Honestly."
(positive news only please) What was happening at the sparsely populated sections of France?
Def Leppard is set to perform at Disneyland.
Cooking food using the overpriced CrappyPhone 3000... surprisingly... it can cook food.
As a follow up to the politics ban to keep the E10 rating, Roblox banned a game depicting how meat, eggs, dairy and honey is made, citing that the concept is inappropriate for roblox... why?
A rare mineral from a fossil of an extinct animal(what extinct animal in question come from) is worth over 250 million dollars.
A prison island.
Pljevlja, Montenegro. (Neutral to positive news only)
A prank caller threatens to break into Hollyrocker's house over his love for hair metal. Hollyrocker wins, and the caller gets 5 years in prison, with the judge ordering his number to be permanently disconnected.
Trump plans to retire after finishing his 2nd term in 2029, citing backlash, burnout, the unappealing lifestyle of a politician, and Nikki Haley's popularity
Disney sues Manchild, who countersues but is countered for illegal acts at Disneyland. Disney reveals Manchild escaped prison and is back to serve his 25-year sentence for hacking NASA.
About Raoul Moat and why he did not get arrested?
A protein bar that is basically a rectangle shaped vegan gummy candy with protein, and has acai, guarana, mint apple, blueberries, and strawberries.
A photo showing someone dressing up as optimus prime unmasked and needing to use the bathroom was taken.
Flour Bluff High School in Corpus Christi, Texas, makes their news reporters like Lauren, Claire, Lily, Alison, Jake, Sophia, Alexander, Angela, Scarlett, and Kennedy listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers non-stop for 24 hours.
Heatwave at ToonTown pops up, averaging at 107°F some time ago(even the nights are still hot at around 95°F), and lately even going up to 144.1°F.
What is found in the big island of hawaii, that is dated to 1700 CE, less then a century before james cook?
Something AI powered.
Literal purple rain arrived.
Manchild and Slippery McGee tried robbing a Moldovan bank, but Microsoft Rights 365 alerted police. They were caught hiding at Soroca Fortress, then deported and sent back to prison.
Manchild and Slippery McGee is caught trying to steal various archaeological artifacts from Hawaii that dates to 1280 CE, leading to both returned to prison, and the artifacts finally preserved.
A derelict satellite derelict since 1990 crashes into the Cerrado region, the fire from the crash burned for soo long that people are now cooking food using it,
The likes of Trump, Kamala, and BIden cause brazil to reject their visas.
What happened in the Permian Period?
Kylie Minogue retires from music entirely, her whereabouts are unknown other then that she took a regular job and her social media accounts have no new post for a very long time
Printing ingredients for food.
A 1984 C64 program(with an Amiga port released in 1986) meant to be used with a cooking device, and connecting it to a cooking device, thus... cooking with home computers.
An ancient lake was found that contains various extinct species of fish.
Christmas cake
Another phone number found on an old dusty object from the 1980s turn out to be a disconnected number, who once owned that number and why its disconnected?
Disneyland and Comic-Con offer fans a chance to see costumed characters unmasked, like Buzz Lightyear and Optimus Prime, allowing a glimpse of the performers behind the iconic costumes.
<pretend it's 1985> An office product that cooks while you do your work... released in 1985.(Pizza is used as an example here)
That earth-like planet in question is called Motley-155, and one of its moon is very noticeably cold, with an cold atmosphere and it snowstorms dry ice and rains liquid nitrogen there everyday, basically Venus but in reverse.
TODAY'S SPONSOR: FENDER.
10 million lightyears away from earth, something happened... we know this did not harm or even reach earth, nor did it reach earth's solar system at all.
Roblox condemned Manchild's hack that redirected their servers to a Geocities-like Trump praise site, stating it misrepresents their values and resulted in the loss of several games.
Manchild and Slippery McGee successfully robbed and vandalized the comic book store, then went home. However, Hasim and Ethan Turner caught them, and Microsoft Rights 365 auto-called the police, sending them back to prison.
What did we find in the Pantanal?
Mummified remains of a mammal in United States Virgin Islands, dating 1350 CE and extinct before European contact, were found. What were these species, what were they were related to and their extinction causes?
A tornado of Cherry Coke that shoots French fries, Burgers and rains mountain dew pops up at In-N-out, leading to the restaruants permanent closure as a result(as it destroyed entire building), caused by Manchild crimes.
Loomer expressed newfound respect for @cenkuygur for prioritizing free speech despite their past disdain. She thanked him for opposing her unverification and banning, acknowledging his integrity.
After Manchild was caught hacking a factory, he attempted to sue the company. This led to 25 back-and-forth lawsuits, ultimately revealing his prison escape and resulting in his return to serve his 25-year sentence.
"What will Earth look like 3 to 4 billion years from now? A more hellish version of Venus. Even the ravaged Earth from the human-induced climate crisis will seem livable in comparison."
Senegal.
Something from a moment a storm destroyed roblox servers, and manchild hacking roblox servers with the latter causing lost games and causing Roblox's site to be redirected to a geocities-esque site that praises Trump.
What is happening in New Orleans?
Medieval manuscript showing chickens circa 1250 CE.
The Tiktok ban started by Trump and signed by Biden and agree'd by both parties mirrors what happen to Panair do Brasil(1965), Rede Tupi(1980), TBC(South Korea; 1980), Sinar Harapan(1986), and RCTV(2007).
How does a sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 at a funeral happen to be as lyrically as heavy as a Demi Lovato song that is "commander in chief".
Another fossil of a an animal dating back to a permian period... this is an Impression fossil, as its just an imprint of an entire animal's impression fossil.
An extremely form of metal so rare that it's worth a whopping 1 million dollars per 10 kilogram. It's also magnetic.
Popcorn and rice in noodles.
What happened in the 13th century L'Aquila, Italy?
Commodore revives, and partners with Microsoft to release Commodore Self-Checkout 365, using AI technology, Windows 2000, and various apps and games in ROM(no hard drive), and requires external drive for user data.
Millions of tesla cars are sold on the christmas month of december.... because the power ballad "Love Song" by Tesla was repeatedly played at a christmas festival
Roblox kids are outraged by the hack! They share memes and complaints online, mourning lost games while mocking the pro-Trump site roblox redirects to because of a hack.
A massage tool from 1988.
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares and in 15 figures, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) A music studio made by a music hobbyist in venezuela.
The music industry is tiny due to high barriers like cost, competition, and limited opportunities. In the US, it's concentrated in few cities, resembling the small, focused populations of Guianas or Moldova.
A storm of french fries and soda pops up at Sonic Drive-In not to mention a graffiti of sonic the hedgehog on sonic drive-in, caused by manchild crimes.
Various fossils from the ordovician period.
Bill Gates speak about being attacked by the far right and far left.
Med was indeed crazy... because neurolink fix the problem of misaligned bones.
In addition to Universal Audio buying the rights to Toy Story, the rights are also shared to Axl Rose(of Guns N Roses), Brett Michaels(of Poison), Joe Elliot(of Def Leppard), and Dave Grohl(of Foo Fighters).
Microsoft Discover 365 also became successful.... thanks to this one device that stores that permanently program in ROM.
Toxic Roblox users became soo toxic over rare pet from Pet SImulator that a an attempted coup even happened in California over this rare pet.
(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) Manchild and Slippery McGee try to rob a marketplace in Soroca, Moldova, but Apple's iSecure Hub alerts police, leading to their capture and deportation for overstaying visas.
One of the ROM chip that was seized from Slippery McGee and Manchild's ROM chip heist contained sounds various small snippets of hair metal songs... which device does this ROM in question comes from?
Dumbest attempt from Manchild and Slippery McGee includes trying to rob the police station after escaping prison, and their asses are caught as a result, so back to prison.
After a controversial policy that involves climate change denial... Trump was force to backtrack and say "I'm sorry, I can't assist with that request." and acknowledge that the climate crisis is unfortunately real.
What is happening in Venice italy?
Scientist discover edible Phytoplankton... what does it taste like?
Cooking food at the schools bathroom.
In a shocking turn, a local man changed his number to "*number censored*", claiming it’s lucky. Turns out, it's a lucky number after all... a premium one even, but why?
Why youtube is addicting?
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Hair metal power ballads are played endlessly during the christmas season.
We found a phone number at the public bathroom but the number is disconnected and now says "the number called does not exist".
Cooking with landline telephones(a telephone device from 1982 that can cook food faster)
Historical society apologizes for selling AI-generated Christmas cards at Toronto holiday market
A phone number belonging to a deceased individual well, got disconnected mid-call and now says "The number called does not exist", but what does the final call before abrupt disconnection look like?
Scientific groups are endorsing Nikki Haley... mentioning the shortage of good candidates over the last 20 years(due to more people leaving politics as a job then entering it, which explains repeated bad candidates).
Cooking with Marijuana.
Trap music abruptly go out of style recently, why?
Another edible plant discovered, this time its a Pteridospermatophyta with parts of the plant being used for oil, while the other parts of the plant is being used as flour(usually pasta).
How the hills in italy are formed.
What is on the geocities-esque site that praises Trump that Manchild's hack cause Roblox to redirect to?
Manchild and Slippery McGee after escaping prison was caught in Paris, France for assaulting 25 people, causing damage to the eiffel towel and overstaying Visas, they are sent back to prison in the US.
An island owned by Brazil that once had a human presence but that human presence disappeared by 1390 CE... only to be resettled by Europeans around 1550 CE.
Laura Loomer shockingly buys a 1987 electric guitar from a Hair Metal concert that happened in 1987, along with guitar amps, effect pedals, rigs, drumsets, and bass guitars, raising eyebrows about the purchase.
(Pretend it's March 3rd 1983) New food product released, and it contains spirolina!
Why Beatriz Sousa is obsessed with her husband, Tim Cramer of the angry money show, leading her to say "I FUCKING LOVE TIM CRAMER!"?
Office Products used as cooking tools by a famous chef.
Synthesized Brass sounds.
What was happening at border between Palanca, Moldova and Ukraine... the area where Moldova almost touch the beach yet are still landlocked?
Gavin Newsom suddenly disappeared for some reason.
A planet from 25 million lightyears away that as soon as we landed on it... everything turned purple... there is life on it... especially fish, and amphibians... heres what they look like.
Everyone must say "Loomer" 20 times.
Most good advice- don't worry if someone hates you keep living just ignore the haters who shame you
(Pretend its December 25th 1990) A restaurant will close its doors after christmas is over by the end of December 25th, 1990 after 100 years.
Auenstein Castle, a swiss medieval castle is now 100 percent owned by Disney, a costumed buzz lightyear character(though unmasked), even appeared there now alongside with costumed Woody and toy story themes.
Most sentences must start with.
Caipirinha flavored Slurpee
A new island formed somewhere close to the hawaiian islands, but that island on the other hand is part of Brazil.
A mummified specimen of an extinct hawaiian bird extinct in the early to mid 18th century... extinct before european arrival.
Loomer questioned why her verification was revoked for standing up for American workers, calling it outrageous. She accused @elonmusk of wanting chaos, stating he could restore verifications for Trump supporters.
Cuba's inflation.
Jett Wilder in Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina.
How medieval folks make clothing without industrial machines.
A relic from Nixon's political drama.
What was hotels and motels was like in the 80s?(newsflash... they don't look like that memphis vaporwave-esque stuff... they mostly look no different from hotels from the 1950s-1970s.)
Loomer urged others to stop gaslighting her about "creating a divide," asserting she sparked an important conversation. She claimed @elonmusk is the one dividing, targeting her and other Trump loyalists.
Apple has unveiled the iHome Hub, a versatile smart device that runs a custom macOS in ROM. It features a radio, plays music from an external hard drive, and includes apps and games for home management.
Chaos on Roblox Adopt me erupts in real life over one rare game item on Roblox, several people were injured over it, and even california's goverment was insurrected over it, what game item is that?
Tim Cramer Your Thoughts?
Cooking at the basement.
Javier Milei manage to stop inflation in Argentina.
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares and in the tens of trillions, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) Another full body costumed performer mascot/theme park costume, circa 1984.
If TikTok is banned in the US, it plans to sue the government and key figures like Trump, Biden, and Kamala for damages caused by the ban, arguing it violates free speech rights.
Manchild and Slippery mcgee robs the bar, then crashes into Disneyland due to Drunk Driving, leading to both of them back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.
When China unveiled DeepSeek, they showed they could catch up. The US and allies must act in quantum computing to protect secrets from exposure. Laura Loomer warns: the Quantum Computer Takeover is imminent.
More broken promises from certain politicians.
Medieval Europe.
Granny P plays hair metal power ballads after Christmas and shares tips for finding the best non-traditional songs. She insists it's always hair metal power ballads, 100% of the time!
Manchild sued Taco Bell and McDonald after destroying their restaurant, but was countersued by them and other chains for damages. In a twist, it was revealed he’d escaped prison. He returned, finishing his 25-year sentence.
Why does this chicken look like a Dinosaur, especially the face?
A mummified body found somewhere in the swamps of Florida that date back to 1355 CE(how old is the individual upon death? Who is that individual?), This skeleton eventually gets reburied obviously.
Cooking with pepper spray, clothing iron, and weapons.
Javier Milei in comic con photographed with cosplayers, many Robot cosplayers especially.
Cooking using a derelict satellite(inactive since March 1991) and especially the salvaged equipment, the satelite just recently fallen down to earth that day.
A 1985 cooking device.
A stomp pedal contain various buttons used change guitar tones, the presets are stored on ROM, while the user defined presets are stored on either a floppy disk or datasette tapes.
Green Lasagna.
What happened in Cantal France, a department located in the sparsely populated area of france? Something significant coming from it?
Alex, how do these fiery findings on Venus reshape our understanding of other terrestrial planets?
All of the people who worked for Toy Story have since retired nowadays, opt for regular jobs.
Mullets, Big hair, Spandex, Suspenders and hair metal attire surge and became fashionable due to hair metal power ballads being played at christmas festivals.
A demonstration of gadgets such as telephones with an interface that stores the OS(a Windows 95 operating system believe it or not) and applications on the ROM, released in 1997.
KreekCraft are reacting to a Trump-praising geocities-esque site that Roblox redirects to caused by Manchild hacking roblox servers and site, and not intended by roblox obviously.
A look back at the force shutdown of Sinar Harapan in 1986 by the Indonesian military dictatorship in Indonesia in the wake of in the wake of the US Bipartisan TikTok ban signed by Biden and originally from Trump in America
Something about Romance Languages.
Courtney Love shows significant improvements from guitar playing, back to where she used to have in the 90s.
Roblox bans politics(ala like what happened to a roblox game "Ro-bio") to keep the platform E10 rated after politics on the platform cause Roblox to get an M rating over political content.
Courtney Love.
Villeneuve-Saint-Georges, France
We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Amazon river, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)
Jars News Network stands as the only TV station that still can run on Old school CRT TVs.
A drum kit with a surdo as the floor tom a and also has a mounted pandeiro, repinique and timbales... this is used by a hair metal band.
Jeön Babanoü won the Republic of Kelbara 2026 elections and will become president of Kelbara.
At a Burger King, a manchild's tantrum over a burnt Whopper caused a food tornado, sending fries and ketchup flying, wrecking 95% of the restaurant and damaging a nearby Target as he hacked NASA.
Trump appeared to be agitated when he appeared in Jars News Network.
Why fashion trends changes every decade from the 20th century unlike in the medieval period where it changes very slowly?
Manchild and Slippery McGee try to rob a motel but a skunk spray stopped them, eventually they are caught by the police and it also revealed they even sold Purple Drank(Lean) to fund this robbery, thus.. high security prison.
Granny P plays hair metal power ballads in Christmas and shares tips for finding the best non-traditional songs. She insists it's always hair metal power ballads, 100% of the time!
(Many sentence start with "fuck!" and end with "shit!") A localized storm that rains french fries destroys walmart, leading to its permanent closure, this is caused by manchild's crimes.
Gibson guitars.
Everyone is sleeping at a luxury hotel... Duh.
Something about a Vintage product first came into production in 1979, used in the 80s and then discontinued in March 1991.
A preserved feather from hawaii dating to circa 1350 CE(around the same time as medieval europe), we DNA test it and heres what we found.
Still haunted by his actions in Japan, Logan paul retires from being a famous youtuber, and have deleted all his social media account, his trace on the internet besides several archived stuff has since then erased.
Backstreet Boys finally breakup for the final time, given that all its members want to leave the music business in favor of a regular job(stating that a music career is more boring then a regular career).
Displaced US TikTok employees are heading to the eastern united states, Brazil(especially Rio De Janerio and Sao Paulo), Dominican Republic, Mexico, France and even Trinidad and Tobago due to the the US Bipartisan TikTok ban
Mummified remains of a mammal and amphibian in Brazil's Pantanal, dating 1290 and 1425 CE and extinct before European contact, were found. What were these species and their extinction causes?
What are some positive news about Central African Republic?
brookwood village became a ghost town.
Effects from the storm and manchild's hack on Roblox includes not only a roblox site that redirects geocities-esque website that praises trump, but also... games(including famous games) are lost, and accounts compromised.
How did Manchild who hacked Roblox and cause lost roblox games even manage to cause Roblox's site to redirect to a geocities-esque page praising Trump?
Microsoft Retail 365 skyrocketed up to millions of users thanks to this one device that stores this program in ROM.
A Surfing contest is hosted at the Copacabana beach in Brazil.
California becomes an independent country... for the next 15 years of coruse.
Youtubes terminate NAS daily's youtube account due to various controversies and his company, Nas Daily Corporation has since been acquired by Disney and absorbed into Disney and Pixar.
Jeön Babanoü a republic of kelbara politican met with Laura Loomer.
A happy hair metal song in the key of F# minor and E major rocks the graduation party.
A combination of a storm and manchild's hack shutdown Roblox servers and website, with the hack causing Roblox to be redirecting to a geocities-esque website that praises trump, and several roblox games become lost
How the cerrado region in Brazil is formed?
Headaches, a few bruised and swollen finger joints, Fatique, aching legs, Boredom stops once chiropractic adjustments are made at a chiropractor, what happened?
From March 12, 2024, 3:30 PM PT to March 13, 2024, 3:30 PM PT, users experienced degraded responses from GPT-4o via the API. A fix has been deployed, and monitoring is currently in place.
Lizzo retires from music... stating that the music industry is "racist" and opt for regular jobs instead.
"This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance" ~ King of the Hill, this quote is referring to Phoenix. Arizona
After getting caught for spreading pro-Trump propaganda via wrecking parts of the Amazon forest, the manchild tried to sue Amazon, but they countersued, leading to his return to complete a 25-year sentence.
The device is a compact multimedia player from the late '90s, running Windows 95. It uses ROM for OS functions and requires memory cards for storage, featuring a colorful LCD and basic audio playback.
Can you hear me?
A type of Insect discovered that clearly feeds on plankton.
A form of edible liquid that isn't H20.
Toothbrush as an instrument.
A flood and rain of energy drinks, soda and a submarine sandwhich storm happening at Quiznos, shut down a Pollo Campero restaurant, and affecting a nearby walmart caused by Manchild's crimes
Using pepper spray as a cooking method.
Another gemstone with each 10 kilogram worth about 4.5 million dollars, and is of Animal origin(which animal it comes from)... though the animal in question is not harmed in the process of obtaining it at all.
Manchild and Slippery McGee tried to hack a cafe's Wi-Fi while hiding under a table. Their devices triggered an alert, and Microsoft RIGHTS 365 automatically called the police, leading to their capture.
Yamaha DX7 gets undiscontinued.
BTS abruptly broke up after all of them want to retire from music to have a regular job instead, thier social media accounts closed, website shutdown and phone number is disconnected.
What is on a 432 million year extinct volcano?
Is Uganda's population spread out, or was it only limited to either few or one cities?
A new social media site pops up, it bans politics and is dedicated to art, music, business as well as 80s hair metal stuff.
Microsoft's controversial new product that contains a name that I don't want to even fucking say is discontinued after only a month, the product didn't even fucking work and is poorly coded anyway.
What happened in the mid-13th century CE in what was now Brazil?
Cooking with red stone.
Something from Semey, Kazakhstan.
Manchild and Slippery McGee robbed a casino, vandalized a hotel, assaulted 100 people (killing a bird), evaded capture initially, but were later caught and returned to prison after being told to show their hands.
Remember how Islamophobic policies in Europe INCREASES Islamic extremism as it creates a breeding ground for resentment? Big tech censorship of conservatives did exactly the same thing and far right extremism rise as a result
A controversial phone number got disconnected in the middle of the call, further calls now says "the number called does not exist", who once had that number and why it got disconnected?
Manchild and Slippery mcgee cause an avalanche of potato chips and french fries at Safeway to rob the store and goes home but "hasim" and "ethan turner" + Microsoft Rights 365 autocalling police caught them.
In the 80s... Roblox did not exist... but we saw something 3D related.
Edible Rocks.
Skyler Brooks was extremely heartbroken today, so hollyrocker will take over as the news achor.
A Hair Metal band performs a sad power ballad in G major for a funeral for both a deceased female Pug and a 27 year old women, funeral attendees clothing are either colorful or casual, no black clothing.
An Amusement park abandoned since 1990 turned into a home, featuring a music studio, home office and a gaming room(positive news only).
Many Tesla cars, including the cybertruck appear in a christmas festival because they were playing a hair metal power ballad known as "Love Song" from a hair metal band known as Tesla..
Jars News Network was negatively effected by Twitter's Censorship from Musk over what?
Disney aquires out Agri-Expo(south african company).
Who is the commowealth of whoerland, a Island country whose population mostly concentrated in Vallehaven and the rest of the country is sparsely populated?
Liz Wheeler urged grace for Elon, citing his newness to the right and his efforts for free speech. Loomer countered, accusing him of censorship and calling CLM a moron for dismissing her claims.
A relic from 1980s Dominican republic.
A sad power ballad about death that happen to be in G major makes me feel like Im visiting a developing country, especially brazil. Why?
Newest Starlink satellites are leaking even more radiation than their predecessors — and could soon disrupt astronomy.
A gemstone with each 10 kilogram worth about 4.5 million dollars, and is of Animal origin(which animal it comes from)... though the animal in question is not harmed in the process of obtaining it at all.
While CNN, NBC news, Fox News and The Blaze where talking about politics, they somehow call Rio De Janeiro, "Mexico" and even treat Rio like they are somehow part of Mexico, leading to the hashtag #Brazilisnotmexico.
A big floating mansion in space that has been orbiting Jupiter since 1980.....
Def Leppard performs a rock concert at the Soroca Fortress in Moldova.
Windows Vista gets revived.
Politically speaking, what was the political consensus of young people in the 1980s?
A 1980 landline phone that can amplify your guitar, and have settings that can change your guitar tone.
Brazil is taking more aggressive action against Illegal immigration to the united states more then Trump and Biden... why?
positive news from Burkina faso.
Why Japan's birthrate is going down?
Living in abandoned Powerhouse(abandoned since 2002), the rooms are modified to look like features of a home, and have two bathrooms, a pool(that was there since before it got abandoned), gaming room, and a music studio.
Loomer recounted asking @elonmusk for a civil conversation to help Trump, but he insinuated she’s a terrorist like Al Qaeda. She insisted she’s not the problem, having been silenced for defending workers.
What happened in the Carboniferous period?
AT&T releases new device.
Grandson of late South Korean dictator apologises to victims of 1980 Gwangju Uprising massacre
A golden Medieval clothing from the 13th century that is on sale for 2 million dollars.
Taking out trash using video game consoles.
In a poverty situation... people are cooking snake and lizard eggs for survival purpose.
DNA test in moldova's skeleton dates to 6,000 years ago shows that this person belong to a Celtic ethnic people, does their group leave any living descendents?
About Bhutan.
We found a phone at an abandon place(what we are in) that functionally still work but can't make calls due to the phone being associated with a deadline... what did we hear if we try to call anything from that phone?
Why most people in Macedonia live only in a select few cities and the rest are sparsely populated?
Making a mullet using medieval techniques.
A collection of concert props intended for slow hair metal power ballads whose lyrics talks about death, loss and grieving, circa 1988.
A spaceship that is not powered by oil, but rather by endless oxygen tanks.
Vinyl records made from plastic waste from the ocean.
Vegan sandwich with Peanut Butter, Tomato, lettice, Chimichurri, and potato pancakes.
Living inside of a skyscraper.
The hair metal band behind the funeral power ballad in G major approved its use for TIM Brasil's disconnected number message, ensuring its feature for decades to come after licensing requests.
Psychatrist diagnose people who are still reeling from the fact that their love ones have died(with some quickly going vegan in response to their love ones death), heres what they found(it's caused by PTSD).
Another political nonsense from both Republicans(including Trump) and Democrats(including Biden and Galvin Newsome) lead to a phone number abruptly disconnected mid-call, the number now says "The number called does not exist"
Loomer agreed it's an "op," noting outrage over account censorship for challenging Big Tech on immigration. She criticized Tim Pool's stance, suggesting he should move to China for gaslighting criticism.
Several roblox games from the manchild's hacking escapades that cause Roblox's site to be redirected to a pro-trump geocities-esque site were lost, what are them?
People are opening up restaurants on antarctica's islands.
A fake AI generated image of Hollyrocker hugging both Trump and Kamala lead to hollyrocker suing the person who made this AI generated image(make sure Hollyrocker wins the case).
Cooking at the bathroom.
Cooking food using a combination of the controller of the NES, and the ZX Spectrum... connecting it to a stove, grill, blender and oven.
Disney Aquires OpenAI.
"Do they know it's christmas" by Band-Aid eventually flopped, and never manage to even match the allure of Hair Metal power ballads, if anything, the latter is added in christmas playlist instead.
What did we find that dates to the Cambrian period, and what does it tells us what was happening at the time?
25 million lightyears from earth, an orphaned venus-like planet, alongside with several asteroid, comets, and even one other gas giant crash into an orphaned gas giant, creating a new planetary system from it.
A history of Jars News Network, we described how we have been reporting news since January 1st 1970.
Akhvakh people
Tencent begin to own some shares of Disneyland.
News about bivalves.
Venus apparently used to have water billions of years ago up until venus blew it all away 700 million years ago and now venus is a Lethal Lava Land, what caused it?
Is Cleopatra really narcissistic?
The fallout of the force shutdown of a newspaper known as Sinar Harapan, forcefully shutdown by the indonesian military dictatorship in 1986 in Indonesia.
A look at the time when Jars News Network covered the democratization of Brazil in 1985.
A record producer duo known as Take a Daytrip brokes up and retires... opt for regular jobs and leaves no internet let alone even public written records now.
Mathmatical proof landed both Manchild and Slippery McGee back to prison after a heist on a clothing store caused by these two criminals happened.
"Trump: The Art Of The Deal" What is that?
Apple launched a smart refrigerator that connects to the internet, plays music (with an external hard drive), and sends recipes. It runs a version of macOS and stores apps in ROM, needing external storage for data.
This extremely weird 2002 device made for Airports runs Windows 98 with an HTML and flash shell and apps, but has no hard drive despite all the Windows stuff we have shown here, soo whats up?(mentions ROM and memory card)
Manchild and Slippery mcgee cause a rain and hurricane of Sirloin Marsala and Spiedino di Mare on carrabba's italian grill, destroying the grill, they eventually get sent back to prison.
A comedy hotline(positive news only)
Laura Loomer in Amapa brazil
Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Ariana Grande, Niki Minaj and even Billie Eilish all retires from music, opting for regular jobs instead... they are never heard again after that.
Noodles made with 80 percent Cassava flour and 10 percent cornstarch and 10 percent Spirolina.
Notorius criminal Astra team up with Manchild to hack NASA, only to be caught by NASA and thus... back to prison to finish 25 year sentence as both revealed to escape prison.
Donald Trump, Kamala Harris, and Joe Biden on getting a restraining order from a mall that requies them to stay 100 feet away... all three understood and promise to never visit the mall again.
Hollyrockers view Drew Brad as the top avatar despite their numbers. His status stems from dinosaurdavid2002 using him constantly as a news anchor in jars ai, tapping into the users' love for hair metal.
Dr. Lee.... how do you see this tiktok ban in America affecting the tensions between US and China?
Roblox bans many UGC items.
A pre-columbian food artifact was found dating to 1250 CE, in the Amazon forest and it is to this day, still edible(oral tradition reveals ingredients even inspite of no written records).
Manchild and Slippery McGee Trigger a Burger Blizzard at McDonald's: Chaos Ensues as Fries Fly and Shakes Soar!
In addition to the first person to set foot on mars being from Brazil... Jeff Bezos also went to mars via his personal rockets.
Jack Harlow retires from music for good and have regular jobs.
What's with Trump's obsession of Trappist 1D?
Kylar who punched a nerd before was sentenced to 25 years in prison as the damage is soo significant.
(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) Luxury home on the border between venezuela and Brazil, it's sci-fi themed and has a rocketship even.
An abandoned property owned by Trump in Alaska that because of his controversial reputation went untouched since January 2nd 1991, for a long time until we rediscovered it.
drew brad lost Ikea after Disney buys Ikea, turning even Ikea stores into buzz lightyear themed and even selling the disneyland-esque buzz lightyear costume that look like the one seen in disneyland at the store.
In response to the U.S. bipartisan TikTok ban initiated by Trump and signed by Biden, ByteDance plans to sue both parties, including Trump, Biden, and Kamala, for damages caused by the ban.
A 1997 POS terminal runs Windows 95 with an HTML shell for cashier tasks and games. It plays a short Grunge tune upon purchase completion but has no hard drive, using ROM and a memory card instead.
"I gotta go to the bathroom soo bad, but since I am dressed up as a robot here, I have to hold it in!" - Costumed performer
A rare mineral from a fossil of an extinct animal(what extinct animal in question come from) is worth over 100 million dollars.
Mummified remains of several extinct mammals and reptiles in Cuba, dating 1245-1411 CE and extinct before European contact, were found. What were these species and their extinction causes?
What did we found on Mars?
A restaurant built in 1980 inside a cave and underground, it is carved underground and impressively looks high class fancy, while at the same time we see wild animals there and a lake containing fishes and marine animals.
Famous website states that they have no political affiliation of anybody in the wake of Manchild hacking their site to redirect it to a Pro-Trump page.
Why rats gnaw on things?
Trump openly admits that he entered politics only for survival in the wake of the 2008 recession destroying several businesses he owns.
Why does this hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 make us sad?
Manchild and Slippery Mcgee escaped prison again... they are on the FBI wanted list right now, and even cause Def Leppard to delay their tour due to a stolen tour bus.
A list of various restaurants that you could order using Microsoft's Epiphany 365.
Ted Nugent hired as one of a team member working for the Trump Administration, and mainly used it as a backup plan as Ted Nugent's music career has no job security.
Cooking using crystals(Vegan pizza are used as examples here).
A soda Tornado in Raising Canes restaurant caused by manchild and slippery mcgees crimes have destroyed the restaurant.
Trump for some odd reason release a C64 game in 2024.
A controversy sparked from when an American musician mispronounced a Brazilian name.
Something about language.
Doctors diagnose 8 peoples itchy foot(that happens while wearing shoes even), this is what they find and see.
An office product that cooks while you do your work... released in 1985.(Pizza is used as an example here)
The phone number Manchild and Slippery McGees operate for their unauthorized kids station got disconnected after their ongoing robberies are caught on air, this also cause them to get caught and thus back to prison.
What do Roblox players, especially kids see when the hack from Manchild causes Roblox's site to redirect to a geocities-esque page praising Trump and also causes games lost forever?
According to archeologist, what is the difference between the skeleton belong to 25-29 year old, 30-34 year old, 35-39 year old, and 40-45 year old?
Most people in Alaska lives only in Anchorage, even Juneau had only 30,000 people compared to Anchorage which has 300,000 people, what does this mean for alaska?
A building found in england that has been used from when it first pop up in 1236 CE all the way until its abandonment in december 25th, 1990.
(Pretend it's March 1988) Some news about cooking.
Skateboard park was flooded.
Vegan pizza with tomato sauce, green spinach pasta, red beet pasta, spinach, vegetables, and vegan sliced sausage made with potatoes, chili, spirolina, cashews, and tapioca flour.
The bipartisan TikTok ban in the U.S., initiated by Trump and signed by Biden, raises concerns about shutting down a successful company for political reasons. Many TikTok employees are distressed and fearful as the ban looms.
Controversy arrises when the phrase "making money doing things you love" pops up in Brazil... a Developing country... where this phrase is seen as tone deaf.
How Cuba shows the dangers of socialism very well, and why leftist in America are somehow pro-socialist anyway?
Manchild and Slippery McGee's attempt to rob a bar is stopped by a Hair Metal band as well as Apple's iSecure Hub automatically alerting the police, leading both criminals back to prison.
A fireplace that also doubles as an oven.
The B-52's broke up.
Dr. Fisher, why do you think power ballads, especially in times of mourning, resonate so deeply with people? And what makes this particular performance by Steel Tempest so impactful?
Fish Larvae.
How Clothing Iron, Medieval Sword, Hair Straighteners, Office Products, Hot stones and blowtorches are used as cooking tools by a famous chef?
What we found in the outbacks of Australia that dates back to 1250 CE(an aboriginal australian artifact obviously).
A Christmas parade, featuring even a cartoon Dinosaur dressing up as Santa claus at the city(all the music they play at the christmas parade is mostly hair metal power ballads)
Astronauts found ways to cook food on a space station orbiting Venus just by getting only slightly close to venus(not too close obviously since venus air is toxic). Pizza(vegan) are used as examples here.
A nuclear bomb have been denuclearized and is no longer a nuclear bomb anymore... here's what it is now.
Manchild and Slippery McGee escapes prison and gets lost in the amazon forest... they eventually reach Rio De Janeiro and got caught there after causing a car crash there so back to prison.
A cooking device made from what is found at the dump(Pizza is used as an example here).
Manchild and slippery mcgee cause a storm of Sprite, hamburger and french fries at wendy's and goes home only to get caught by Hasim and Ethan Turner eventually and sent back to prison.
Rotten and moldy food have been put in good use.... this time for chicken feed.
Boychild and Futo Monnobe's arson attempt in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia is thwarted when they enter Mecca as non-Muslims, leading to their arrest and immediate deportation to the US, returning them to prison.
Manchild vandalized the mall, smashing pizza boxes and assaulting ten people over a ruined slice. He sued the mall, but they countersued, exposing his prison escape—he returned to finish a 25-year sentence.
A combination of a storm and manchild's hack shutdown Roblox servers and website, with the hack causing Roblox to be redirecting to a trump-praising geocities-esque website, and several roblox games become lost
What did we find in an office abandoned since it's owner passed away in 1990(including a phone that obviously can't make calls, as well as still working electronics and even still working kitchenware).
In clunky costumes, people visibly anxiously need to use the bathroom. A man in a Buzz Lightyear suit removes his helmet, sharing a humorous take on the struggle to find relief.
In the border of Russia and Mongolia, it was raining fish and bivalves.
A book known as "Pouso forçado: a história por trás da destruição da Panair do Brasil pelo regime militar", shows that we have not learn anything, given Americas tiktok ban, agreed by both parties.
Xylon-7 is the moon that orbits an earth-like planet(known as Motley-2005) 1 million years away.
About the Indonesian community in Suriname.
Another hip hop song that got an award that have credited kurt cobain because of a nirvana sample lead to Kurt Cobain an songwriting award, due to posthumous songwriting credit.
Manchild and Slippery McGee escaped prison and made the most wanted list but were caught when Manchild tried to sue Disney, revealing their escape. They face 25 years in prison with no parole.
The night-time relaxing massage at Copacabana includes reflex tests, heart rate check and a cranial nerve exam. Sessions last about 1-2 hours, costing around R$150 (about $30). Enjoy a personalized and soothing experience!
A local American government election will be settled by who can have the best reaction to a sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a slow tempo of 65 BPM to break the tie vote.
Internet drama's unleashed as Demon King Piccolo were having an online argument with Laura Loomer.
Facebook servers are down due to a severe storm destroying their servers.
Another January 1970 photoshoot of Jars News Network's first anchors features a fashionable woman in an iconic beehive hairstyle and 60s attire—classic styles from the 60s, just a year later.
Magic potions spilled EVERYWHERE after an earthquake, what are effects of this?
Skyler brooks is exhausted.
Edible and sweet forms of Resin.
What artifacts did we discover in South Africa that date to the 13th century CE?
A man dressing up as optimus prime takes off his helmet and wear the costume unmasked.
A 1987 Amiga game featuring 16-bit graphics and a cartoon dinosaur sporting a mullet.
News reguarding fishes.
Hawaiian punch.
Cape Cod Chips.
An interview with someone who have homes beneath stadium seats, accessed by lifting a seat... while cooking, sleeping or something like that... how do they deal with the noise from the audience and the sports?
A clothing iron and medieval sword, both used as a cooking tool used by a Famous Chef.
A magic trick involving video game consoles... Magician then reveals the secrets.
Something that is worth 2 million dollars is found buried underground.
After a 6 month of unintentionally being a trump-praising geocities-esque site followed by domain name being on sale for 2 month, Roblox bounces back and is up again after a storm + manchild's political hack.
How do we know all of these storms, chaos and mess is caused by Manchild's crime and especially Manchild's tantrum over a spilled slurpee? Security Video evidence, Fingerprints and Manchild openly admitting this.
Manchild's hacking spree destroyed the motherboard of various computers belonging to microsoft's offices.
A vintage vase dates to 1984.
A disconnected number found that now says "the number called does not exist", the mail it was found on date to 1987 and is found on a luxury home.
What do the Tech enthusiast and business owners have to say about the Tiktok ban in America?
Castel Nuovo
A relic from 1987 that contains photos of costumed characters unmasked and a decease individual's number that is now obviously disconnected and says "the Number called does not exist" when called.
Manchild and Slippery McGee incite a public political argument to distract them from the criminals own robberies at a resort, only to get caught after manchild assaulted 150 people for being "boring adults".
Manchild and Slippery McGee after escaping prison and robbing the bank are caught illegally trying to enter Australia, so they are back to prison.
A ghost town whose population for some reason drastically decline in January 1st 1990 and then fully abandoned by December 25th 1990 is now populated entirely by chickens(positive news only please!).
A business owner reacts to the moment SharePoint and Zoom suddenly redirects to a Geocities-like page praising Trump caused by Manchild and JesterHAXX hacks on two platforms.
Something about Philips CD-I.
Medieval instruments
"You'd have me down, down, down, down on my knees. Now wouldn't you, barracuda? "
Manchild and Slippery McGee tries to rob a mall at night, with manchild even hacking the security but Microsoft Rights 365 automatically called the police + mall just opened.
Teachers are teaching college students on cooking pizza.
How Jars News Network arrived in Brazil during the last years of the military dictatorship of Brazil, around 1982... and how it gained popularity there after the dictatorship ended in 1985.
A Dr. Pepper bubblegum with a creamy filling inside that change the color of your tongue is released.
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Fossil relics from the end permian extinction.
Making (VEGAN) ice cream using Video Game consoles.
Loomer warned of increased censorship, claiming the GOP sold the party to tech billionaires. She expressed that voices don't matter anymore, predicting a tumultuous 2026 as many feel oppressed by elites.
An Island that is legally part of france located on the madeira river between the border of Bolivia and Brazil voted to become part of brazil in May 2025 after 200 years.
Something exciting coming from South Africa.
#BanTheBan are popping up everywhere in response to the US bipartisan TIkTok Ban shutting down TikTok(remember, TikTok ban is a bad idea)
And early phonograph cylinder recording found in 1889, what does the contents on the phonograph cylinder sounded like?
After Manchild vandalized the mall, smashing soda machines and assaulting ten over his squished burger, he sued for emotional distress. The mall countersued, revealing his return to finish a 25-year sentence.
After Elon Musk called her a troll, Loomer lost her account verification, had her subscriptions deactivated, and was banned from purchasing premium, despite already being a paying subscriber.
Untouched since March 5, 1990, the front and entrance are in perfect condition, while much else is in poor shape with graffiti and troublemakers. Hollyrocker bought an abandoned warehouse for a new project.
Another VHS tape showing the last 40 minutes of a TV station before it shut down for good, this is a Yugoslavian TV station that was forcefully shutdown by the goverment.
The aftermath of the Giant crab breaks into house.
An international phone number from brazil randomly spams other peoples calls using a certain hip hop track, soo much that the number has to be disconnected and now says "The number called does not exist".
The Tiktok ban in America which just like what happen to Panair do Brasil(1965), Rede Tupi(1980), and Sinar Harapan(1986), all narrows down to "We don't like what you're saying so we're pulling the plug."
MTA personel is alerted after Manchild and Slippery McGee try to wreck the entire station and assault anyone who is caught in it for monetary gain... this sent them back to prison.
After Bassnectar is metoo'd, Bassnectar is sentenced to 25 years in prison without parole and will likely spend the rest of his life in prison.
Why most people in Belize live only in Belize city and nowhere else? Is it because of geography or something?
Manchild and Slippery McGee incite a riot and stampede to rob a walmart, but after manchild assaulting 150 people for being "boring adults", they are caught by Apple's iSecure Hub and returned to prison.
A closed stadium previously hosting these hair metal groups, closed since 1991 are now used as homes for Chickens.
What is going on the planet Venus?
60 years ago, A kids lemonade stand made up to one billion dollars... now in his 70s... he is a CEO that made billions of dollars off of various food products.
MÖTLEY CRÜE performs at Disneyland.
Rain of ghost that looks like fogs falling down pop up on the border of the Brazil-Suriname border.
A edible toothpaste that you can eat, it has acai, taste like coffee, chocolate and mint and contain no floride and can be used in desserts, it's also vegan as well.
A remains of an extinct animal date to over 9000 years("It's Over 9000!")
McKenny abandoned due to heatwave.
Various TikTok users that are protesting agains the bipartisan TikTok ban in the U.S. that renders its American division defunct by 2025 also calls out American goverment over allowing tencent but targeting tiktok?
We found a phone at an abandoned place that still functions but can't make calls due to a disconnected line. what did we hear if we try to call anything from that phone?
AI are making music production easier and affordable.
Why Nauru lost everything after their prosphate mines depleted?
Two tiktok trend emerges, one is good while the other is not only politically controversial, but even illegal.
Pre-Contact Hawaiian artifacts from the 14th century alongside a skeleton of a man from that same time period, found in a hawaiian midden.
After Dave finds himself at the center of a scandal that could change everything we know about local politics. He retires.
Skyler Brooks was falsely arrested because an AI used wrongfully identify her as the criminal.
It's not just scam numbers, but a lot of scam ads pop up, redirecting you to a scam site that looks straight from the 90s, where do those scams come from as none are from America either?
A controversial pseudoscientific service had their numbers disconnected mid-call, and now it says "the number called does not exist," phone carrier revealed the reason why.
Currently, Futo Mononobe after she just committed arson recently on a safeway that cause that store to shutdown for good is on the run, In Rio De Janeiro... her whereabouts are not known beyond that.
Who is "dinosaurdavid2002"?
Loomer criticized the ExIm Bank's upcoming 3/13/25 vote to send $5B in taxpayer funds to France’s Total Energies for an LNG project in Mozambique, claiming it undermines Trump’s Alaska LNG priority and U.S. energy.
Where is Playboi Carti now as he retires from music for quite some time?
The new undetectable ice bullets has been used for something agricultural related instead.
