Lost Cooking Technique from the stone age rediscovered.

Mathematical proof debunks a conspiracy theory.

Belizean food.

We take a look at a skeleton from Southern Brazil date to 1350 CE, and a skeleton from the Amazonian Brazil date to 1245 CE, and even take a DNA test, heres what we found.

An interview with Manchild and Slippery McGee, who are currently serving their 25 year sentence.

In a fit of rage over a poorly made Whopper, the manchild caused a firestorm at Burger King, destroying 95% of the restaurant(thus defunct) and damaging a nearby Target. During the chaos, he was hacking NASA.

Its raining fish in tennessee.

Manchild and Slippery McGee's robbed an entire hotel and even cause a storm of french fries and tator tots just to distract them easily, only for both of them to be caught due to Microsoft rights 365 auto-calling police.

Maia Sandu is re-elected President of Moldova.

A hair metal band rocked the Olympic Games' closing ceremony with an electrifying performance. <News ends with the only sentence: "This story sponsored by: Gibson guitars, shaping sounds for over 100 years. Good night!">

Making cookies with no gravity.

Cooking food using virtual reality sets.

After robbing a casino and vandalizing it, Manchild sues the casino but is caught assaulting 25 and damaging a nearby casino, resulting in a 25-year prison sentence.

A man manage to make money on the copacabana beach.

Goverment crackdowns are not new, Global Buddhist Network was shut down in 2016 by the thai government, echoing what will happen to tiktok in America in 2025.

A device that gives you a variety of guitar tones(many of the presets are stored on ROM, while it user settings and custom presets are stored in Flash memory, loaded from either DATAsette or computer.)

A reverse phone lookup search that can check if the number is disconnected or not.

NBCUniversal announces that they are shutting down Universal Kids forever in the wake of backlash and financial woes.

What did we discover that dates to 548 million years ago, in the ediacaran period, 10 million years before the Cambrian period?

Loomer stated that "King Elon" desires to be treated as a king, criticizing the Republican Party for accepting this notion and implying their complicity in his perceived rise to power.

A magic trick involving video game consoles... Magician then reveals the secrets.

Something about CNN's ties to Saudi Arabia.

Cooking with cigarrettes.

In Uberlândia and even Belo Horizonte, fishes, coral, bivalves, and zooplankton begin to rain, and a flocks waves of parrots arrives.

Cooking using clothing iron.

Illegal criminal activity happened all over a Roblox game(with the victim being a better player basically) that has since been content deleted now. Not worth it.

Lindsey Graham says what?

Boychild and Futo Mononobe plans to burn down the soroca fortress is halted by them being caught at cahul, moldova for entering Moldova while being banned from traveling to moldova, thus deported and back to prison.

An electric guitar in a hair metal concert manage to float and levitate mid air and appear to play notes without any human output... how does this done?

Manchild and Slippery McGee after escaping prison was caught in Paris, France for assaulting 25 people, causing damage to the eiffel towel and overstaying Visas, they are sent back to prison in the US.

Ross Ulbricht is freed from prison and Silk Road is back up online... albeit without any illegal stuff, as its now just another etsy with items sold in bitcoin.

What is on the geocities-esque page praising Trump that manchild's hack causes Roblox site to redirect to? Here is a tour of that site in question.(Continued)

holy shit the 'censorship

Vegan sandwich with Peanut Butter, Tomato, lettice, Chimichurri, and potato pancakes.

In the wake of Manchild and Slippery McGee's various crimes, Analyst Tim Cramer suggest investing in security technology.

An ancient lake was found that contains various extinct species of fish.

A sessile animal is found 8 feet underground, what species is this? what do they eat? what do they look like? and what does their egg and larvae stage look like?

Christina Aguilera retires from music entirely for good, opts for regular jobs instead, and her social media account also has since then been hacked and deleted, alongside with her. site.

More broken promises from certain politicians.

TODAY'S SPONSOR: GIBSON.

(in this court case, Hollyrocker WIns) Hollyrocker sues Manchild for stealing his car, manchild then sent back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.

A device powered by Liquid nitrogen, and contains an operating system and several apps in ROM.

An alternative medicine center that provides crystal healing, reiki, chiropractic, massage, and spirit stuff. It starts with reflex test, listen to your heart, spiritual exercise etc. before the process begins.

(This time, everyone must like and support that idea, with absolutely no negative reviews) A portable home.

Manchild and Slippery mcgee is stopped at Rio De Janeiro after they rob a local bank there, and also when it revealed they escaped prison so both return to the US and back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.

A contrabass being used as percussion instruments, here treated like congas with the side for high pitches and the back for low pitches..

3 years after Taylor Swift's retirement, Her account became compromised... a lot of weird stuff in brazilian portuguese for one thing, as well as Toy Story related stuff on her profile before it got deleted.

An interview with a successful medical equipment company reveals that their reflex hammers are used in a relaxing night massage service at Copacabana for personalized assessments.

Political nonsense from both Trump and Gavin Newsome resulted in a discovery of a new fossil species of a plant from the jurassic period(but how?).

Kidz bop appeared on Roblox.

In response to criticism... MrBeast retires from being a social media influencer entirely and opts for regular jobs, his youtube account remained inactive and his site since then had no updates.

Manchild and Slippery McGee attempt to rob a French museum, only to get caught via Apple's iSecure Hub auto-alerting police for not only robbery but overstaying their visas, thus deported, and sent back to prison.

Medieval Portugal

positive news from South Africa.

Rapper Dr. Black attempts to access Mecca and Medina but of course, since hes not muslim, he can't enter.

Manchild and Slippery McGee is caught trying to steal various archaeological artifacts from Hawaii that dates to 1280 CE, leading to both returned to prison, and the artifacts finally preserved.

Various people got spoofed calls, from scam numbers as well as even random soundclips from TV shows alongside with weird soundbites, many of which are a clearly phone number testing bot.

Futo Mononobe burned more Roblox servers, worsening Manchild's hack that redirected the site to a pro-Trump page and Slippery McGee's server theft, causing many lost games. She was caught and returned to prison.

Trump force to apologise and say "Im Sorry, but I can't assist with that." due to an unpopular policy he propose.

After attending a funeral, multiple funeral attenders suddenly becoming vegan immediately overnight after that(no longer even comfortable consuming meat or animal products anymore because you know... death)?

80 pounds of water.

In Rio De Janeiro, it is raining neon blue heavy fog and clouds that falls down on the floor and then disappear as soon as it hits the floor. Why?

An Artifact from the Trump Tower sold to Biden Ironically.

Grandson of late South Korean dictator apologises to victims of 1980 Gwangju Uprising massacre

What is going on the planet Venus?

The cause of death behind Big Bob who is found dead in his apartment is revealed

A book known as "Pouso forçado: a história por trás da destruição da Panair do Brasil pelo regime militar", shows that we have not learn anything, given Americas tiktok ban, agreed by both parties.

In the border of Mongolia and Russia, a snow tornado pops up, and shoots snow at people everytime a person gets close by.

A rare mineral from a fossil of an extinct animal(what extinct animal in question come from) is worth over 100 million dollars.

Mummified remains of a mammal and amphibian in Brazil's Pantanal, dating 1290 and 1425 CE and extinct before European contact, were found. What were these species and their extinction causes?

Another follow up to the politics ban to keep the E10 rating, Roblox banned a game that features Guns as well as how meat, eggs, dairy and honey is made, why(hint: something about keeping Roblox kid freindly)?

What does oral traditions from an indigenous tribe in Brazil reveal?

After patients visit a controversial chiropractic clinic offering crystal healing and reiki, real doctors in actual clinics diagnose issues in those who sought care there. Here's what they discover.

(Make the story funny) Cherry Pie!

A fossil of a holocephalan that are basically planktonic and filterfeeds. it looks a bit like a boxfish even.

What happened in January 1970?

What did we found in an Abandoned warehouse abandoned since 1990?

To prevent poor leaders like Bush, Trump, and Biden from running, companies should hire those with criminal records and support rehabilitation services to create more opportunities for everyone.

Famous chef use office products, and a baseball to cook food, even burning coconut shell charcoal for BBQ.

Several Phonautograph found date to 1860-1870.

Why the tiktok ban in america is also extremely hypocritical, given that other social media companies are guilty of the exactly the same thing TikTok does and Tencent is allowed to operate and own stocks in America.

Skyler brooks is exhausted.

An interview with a hair metal band, and especially their reaction when their power ballads are being played at christmas events and festivals.

An asteroid crashed into Venus.

At christmas... hair metal power ballads are commonly played.

Millions of dollars are invested in this tech that involves space travel... what is it?

A fossil shows a shark engulfing a holocephalan.

A soccer ball is found in the trump tower.

A look at "Pouso forçado: a história por trás da destruição da Panair do Brasil pelo regime militar", and why we have not learned anything from that considering the tiktok ban.

Where is Playboi Carti now as he retires from music for quite some time?

Donald Trump, Kamala Harris, and Joe Biden on getting a restraining order from a mall that requies them to stay 100 feet away... all three understood and promise to never visit the mall again.

Vegan pizza with tomato sauce, green spinach pasta, red beet pasta, spinach, vegetables, and vegan sliced sausage made with potatoes, chili, spirolina, cashews, and tapioca flour.

Circle K stores includes caipirinha drinks, Bacardi Breezer, acaraje and Farofa.

A video shows a socialist UBI supporter arguing with a Venezuelan, who warns UBI wrecked Venezuela, but the socialist dismisses it, seeing UBI as free money to avoid work and play video games all day.

Head and back massage, using video game consoles, and office product.

In a surprising twist, a chef used a vacuum cleaner as a mixer and ended up creating the fluffiest cake ever! Other objects used includes a grill.

Manchild try to sue TIM brasil, only to be countersued because he try to did something illegal to TIM brasil, leading to him getting 5 years in prison.

How medieval folks make clothing without industrial machines.

A phone number from 1987 that used to work but now says "The number called does not exist"(aka it's a disconnected number)

About the Ngata people, an ethnic group from DR Congo.

Manchild and Slippery McGee attempted to bail themselves out by selling Purple Drank(Lean), but are caught and are sent to high security prison.

Who is "dinosaurdavid2002"?

Lizzo retires from music... stating that the music industry is "racist" and opt for regular jobs instead.

Gladewater man sentenced to 99 years in prison for repeat drug offenses.

Something about Luxury hotels.

An archaeological artifact with a cone shape date to 1195 CE is found in what is now Brazil.

An interview to a man dressing up in Full Body Robot costumes, some look like a cyborg, others look like it could transform into a vehicle.

Manchild and Slippery McGee tried robbing a Moldovan bank, but Microsoft Rights 365 alerted police. They were caught hiding at Soroca Fortress, then deported and sent back to prison.

A very powerful computer that has been used by both gamers, music producers and even people who specifically specialized in AI were sold for 1,500 dollars.

What is news about a controversial pseudoscientific chiropractic clinic that also offers crystal healing and reiki(including their phone number that got disconnected even recently)?

Roblox takes action on illegal activity happening on Roblox.

Why does a sad hair metal power ballad about death in G major with a slow tempo of 65 BPM also happen to make us feel like we are visiting a developing country?

A phone number from the defunct Rede Tupi... we called the number but it now says "O numero chamado Nao Existe"

An interview with a Sinar Harapan employee who witness the 1986 forceful shutdown of Sinar Harapan by Indonesia's military dictatorship.

Who is the commowealth of whoerland, a Island country whose population mostly concentrated in Vallehaven and the rest of the country is sparsely populated?

We found a phone at an abandon place(what we are in) that functionally still work but can't make calls due to the phone being associated with a deadline... what did we hear if we try to call anything from that phone?

Very slow internet has happened... but the cause of the slow internet is revealed... and it's linked to Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes so back to prison to finish 25 year sentence as both are prison escapees.

A vintage building from 1985, last renovated in 1988.

A man dressing up as the Bumblebee transformer robot from the transformers movies also goes out unmasked, no helmet on either.

Manchild and Slippery McGee tried to destroy a Lagerstätte, part of Jurassic history, but were stopped by scientist. They were arrested and sent back to prison to finish 25-year sentence.

Doing laundry using vinyl records and VHS equipment.

Dhar Mann sparks controversy by suggesting that the likes of professional gamers, professional musicians and tiktok influencers are somehow easy to make money when only 1 percent of them do.

On February 17, 2021, the Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino demolished, though Trump himself does not seemed to care about that for some reason.

A Surfing contest is hosted at the Copacabana beach in Brazil.

Even scientist, archaeologist, paleotologist animal conservationist and environmentalist endorses Nikki Haley for president in 2028.

Cooking with sport equipments.

Cooking at the home depot.

Why this edible plant species(which taste sweet) including even its leaves are blue?

Victor Fukkoffs after escaping captivity gone completely missing, we know hes somewhere in brazil but we don't know where he is.

News flash.... blah blah blah blah blah..... "3rhfyeivnueonvrinfevrre".... or whatever nonsense.

13th century in Australia, before european contact.

Psychologist diagnose Hunk's fear of Ranch Dressing, this is what they find and what condition is that?

Manchild and Slippery mcgee robs the bar, then crashes into Disneyland due to Drunk Driving, leading to both of them back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.

Cooking at the Anechoic chamber.

Why most people in Macedonia live only in a select few cities and the rest are sparsely populated?

Cooking with video game consoles... noodles are used as an example here.

An edible flour from an edible species of Sphenophyllales.

"Do they know it's christmas?" By Band-Aid and "Last Christmas" by George Michael is admittedly not very good songs... part of the reason why I prefer hair metal power ballads when I play any music for christmas vibes.

Powdered potatoes.

Help Help, My rock concert was used as a political rally area for all sides of the political spectrum and I need to stop it.

What we found 8 billion lightyears away?

What happened in the mid-14th century CE?

A sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 is performed at a christmas festival.

How previously... the population of Central African Republic USED to be spread out in the 80s and 90s before its now concentrated to just one city, Bangui?

Hair metal power ballads are becoming more common to be played at Christmas(alongside with traditional christmas music)

Cooking using Champaign.

Who once owned a phone number found at Disneyland's Space Ranger Spin that became a disconnected line, now saying "the number called does not exist"? It belonged to a defunct, unrelated business.

A Roger Rabbit-esque situation happened due to AI.

A Christmas parade, featuring even a cartoon Dinosaur dressing up as Santa claus at the city(all the music they play at the christmas parade is mostly hair metal power ballads)

Stopping a robbery using only video game consoles, Manchild was the criminal that is stopped here.

Angry Video Game Nerd roast on Political games.

tomatillo sauce.

Manchild and Slippery McGee successfully robs and cause damage to a Mall and goes home... but are caught by Hasim and Ethan Turner... sending them back to prison to finish 25 year sentence.

Where Beyoncé is at now after she has retired from music for good after vaporizing man and opting for regular jobs?

Who once owned a phone number found at a Roger Rabbit-related Disneyland attraction that became a disconnected line, now saying "the number called does not exist"? It belonged to a defunct, unrelated business.

Introducing a revolutionary exercise device that cooks while you work out, designed for a C64 program released in 1984. An Amiga port followed in 1986, enhancing graphics and interactivity.

Living under the seats of a sports stadium, with features of a home like living room, kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, even a home office and a music studio.(positive news only please)

(Everyone must be shouting) Cosplayers in a transformers costume and other robot costumes at comic con are laughing and giggling all the time, due to something the costumes have that tickles them.

A reaction contest to see who can have the best reaction to a sad hair metal power ballad about death whose key is in G major and whose BPM is 65.

We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Amazon river, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)

Manchild and Slippery McGee rob and destroyed the entire bank successfully, and goes home but "hasim" and "ethan turner" caught them entirely.

With Manchild various crimes ranging from hacking NASA to causing fast food storm that damage and even destroyed fast food restaurants, should we send Manchild to a high security prison so he can finish his 25 year sentence?

Another edible plant discovered, this time its a Pteridospermatophyta with parts of the plant being used for oil, while the other parts of the plant is being used as flour(usually pasta).

"I will never Betray your trust in me! And I love you, can you see? That I can say I love you"

Disney buys Infront Sports & Media.

A country where the music industry is practically non-existent, what country is that?

Hollyrocker's number was doxxed for his love of hair metal, resulting in prank calls, as a result... all of the prank callers' numbers ordered to be permanently disconnected and the doxer is sent to prison for a decade.

Archaeologist found a skeleton and surrounding artifacts dated to circa 1250 CE in Michigan, United States... heres what they found.

How people in Mexico who live nearby Belize's border with Mexico often felt whenever they came into Belize via border crossing?

Manchild and Slippery McGee were caught for shoplifting snacks while trying to hide under the display of chips in the grocery store. Their giggling gave them away, leading to their swift capture by the store manager.

We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Copacabana beach, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)

Another fossil from the end permian extinction event is found and appeared to be mummified(albeit still harden like a rock).

(Everyone must sound like a Trump Tweet) Manchild and Slippery McGee steal in Switzerland, overstaying their visas. Their crime spree ends when they're caught at the village, leading to deportation and a return to prison.

A house built in 1980, 12 miles from Copacabana beach, is supported by a platform. It features a living room, kitchen, dining room, and bathroom above, with a bedroom and home office in the four pillars below.

A skeleton found somewhere in Northeastern California that date back to 1223 CE(how old is the individual upon death? Who is that individual?), This skeleton eventually gets reburied obviously.

The dangers of open borders.

Brazil's film industry set to outnumber Hollywood and even disney in terms of monetary gain.

A mysterious cave found on the big island uncovered an ancient pre-contact hawaiian artifact(that dates somewhere within the 2nd millenium CE)

Three costumed characters appeared unmasked: one as Optimus Prime, another as Bumblebee from Transformers, and a third as Buzz Lightyear(disneyland-esque).

A tornado of Coca cola and mountain dew erupts in Mcdonalds... what cause this?

Explaining the negative effects of the Tiktok ban, especially job losses among TikTok employees, internet censorship, Tiktok inc in America becoming a defunct company and exacerbated tensions between the US and China.

Disney begin to partner with Gibson to sell Toy Story and especially Buzz LIghtyear themed electric guitars.

Manchild and Slippery McGee successfully robbed and vandalized the comic book store, then went home. However, Hasim and Ethan Turner caught them, and Microsoft Rights 365 auto-called the police, sending them back to prison.

An egg that is planktonic, and microscopic belongs to a new species discovered(and we watch the egg hatch into larvae and grow up), what species is that?

Making (VEGAN) ice cream using Video Game consoles.

The aftermath of the Giant crab breaks into house.

Police chase caused by manchild and slippery mcgee after a failed robbery attempt at a restaurant killed at least one villager in Oahu, Hawaii... they got away but Apple's iSecure Hub auto-alerts police, thus back to prison.

After Skyler Brooks' onlyfans account has been leaked, the Onlyfans account got deleted since then.

According to archeologist, what is the difference between the skeleton belong to 25-29 year old, 30-34 year old, 35-39 year old, and 40-45 year old?

(News starts with "I visited a sparsely populated area") Which sparsely populated area of a certain country are we talking about.

What happened in Paraguay?

A Kazakh person moves to south korea, became a K-pop sensation(even manage to blend in very well until his accent gives it away), and manage to be rich enough to mainly live in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.

Amazonian tribes gives advice to tourist.

We take a look at the most common appearances of fishes found in the Amazon river, here is the most common colors, size and appearance among them(no negative news please.)

A combination of a storm and manchild's hack shutdown Roblox servers and website, with the hack causing Roblox to be redirecting to a geocities-esque website that praises trump, and several roblox games become lost

A hip hop artist gone hair metal.

A VHS tape showing the last 40 minutes of a TV station before it shut down for good and it shows a hair metal concert.

Living inside of a skyscraper.

A kind of extinct animal species whose fossil have been used as luxury jewelry. What species is this?

What did we found in a datasette for the Commodore 64.

Damn yeah.... everybody is relaxing at the copacabana beach at night.

Cooking using video game consoles(Soup are used as an example here)

Cooking in a sportsy way, fries are used as an example here.

Trump should be held accountable for the TikTok ban due to political reasons. Biden codified it in 2024, making the shutdown irreversible, and Trump's late flip-flop complicates accountability.

Roblox users react to Roblox being redirected to a bizzare Geocities site filled with pro-Trump content that is caused by Manchild's hack.

(News end with only the sentence, "Thanks for watching, be sure to watch Jars AI tonight!") A positive event about a hair metal concert on ice in Rio De Janeiro.

The Nauitese Science Institute analyze an mummified remains of an extinct bird species from hawaii extinct since circa 1720 CE, less then a century before european arrival(the remains date to 1500 CE), heres what they saw.

What did we find in rural areas of Brazil?

The dump.

Abandoned skyscraper is now used as a home(apartment basically).

Manchild and JesterHAXX team up hack paypal recently, lead to financial consequences and the sites domain name being on sale even.

A man dressing up as optimus prime takes off his helmet and wear the costume unmasked.

Who is Joan of England, Queen of Scotland... a medieval 27 club member?

SInce Twitter still censors people for different political opinions, Twitter is not alt-tech at all, please don't treat Twitter as such.

A Dr. Pepper bubblegum with a creamy filling inside that change the color of your tongue is released.

Cooking using a kiln.

Firefighters are immediately taking out the fires after futo Mononobe try to burn down a Walmart in California.

Local man claims to have invented a new sport—extreme napping. Judges say he’s just been sleeping on the job. Participants are encouraged to snooze responsibly. Winners get a pillow!

A C64 program from 1983 made to configure a synthesizer, to change a guitar tone and can even be used for office stuff.

This extremely weird 2002 device made for Airports runs Windows 98 with an HTML and flash shell and apps, but has no hard drive despite all the Windows stuff we have shown here, soo whats up?(mentions ROM and memory card)

Giant french fries(positive news only please!)

How funerals are prepared in the Medieval times

Another gemstone with each 10 kilogram worth about 4.5 million dollars, and is of Animal origin(which animal it comes from)... though the animal in question is not harmed in the process of obtaining it at all.

What is inside a 1984 washing machine used in a laundromat that also happen to be an arcade game cabinet?(describe components including a ROM chip for example)

Nikki Haley stars in a brazilian telenovela.

Loomer noted there are numerous conflicts involving Big Tech nominees and expressed anticipation for the revelations to come.

Frederick Chopin revived, and is now a hair metal musician as well... with their well known songs given their soft piano tunes, are mostly hair metal power ballads.

Living at the subway not used since 1990. features of a home and even a home office and a music studio.

We diagnose people who had itchy ears, heres what they found.

We called another phone number we found but it turns out its a disconnected number as it says "the number called does not exist".

Inspired by Calin Georgescu's conspiracy theory about water holding information, a new non-volatile storage uses water as a medium. It works through molecular encoding. What does this is used for?

It is raining nuts.

Manchild and Slippery McGee severely damage the sewer system all over the people there being "boring adults" after making the public riot over h1-b visas as a distraction, but Apple's iSecure Hub caught them so back to prison

We found a phone at an abandoned place that still functions but can't make calls due to a disconnected line. what did we hear if we try to call anything from that phone?

Futo Mononobe, Manchild, and Slippery McGee escape prison but are caught after 2 months when Manchild’s Disney lawsuit leads to a countersuit, exposing their escape. They return to finish their sentences.

What is H1-B visas(a police that has been around since 1990 and why this cause a recent drift online, especially with Loomer and Elon Musk clashing each other over H1-B VIsas?

Manchild assault Hollyrocker over him hair metal music(sustaining injuries as a result), Manchild then sues him only for Hollyrocker countersue, revealing manchild prison escape and back to prison to serve 25 year sentence.

What was happening at the Celtiberian Range in spain? (neutral-to-positive stories only please)

Dumbest attempt from Manchild and Slippery McGee includes trying to rob the police station after escaping prison, and their asses are caught as a result, so back to prison.

One of the people associated with Brazil's Military Dictatorship has been sentenced to 99 years in prison for actions involving oppressing Activist and Brazilian celebrities critical of the regime.

The hair metal band behind the funeral power ballad in G major approved its use for TIM Brasil's disconnected number message, ensuring its feature for decades to come after licensing requests.

A pseudoscientific phrenology clinic controversially opens too, and that is tied to a controversial chiropractic clinic offering crystal healing and reiki.

Hair metal band performs a sad hair metal power ballad in G major about death with a BPM of 65 at a funeral, nobody was wearing all black clothing, but rather mostly casual or colorful clothes.

A fireplace that also doubles as an oven.

Chefs from South Africa arrives in large numbers in Brazil.

A tornado of Cherry Coke that shoots French fries, Burgers and rains mountain dew pops up at In-N-out, leading to the restaruants permanent closure as a result(as it destroyed entire building), caused by Manchild crimes.

(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) Costumed character clothing from Venezuela.

Brazil is taking more aggressive action against Illegal immigration to the united states more then Trump and Biden... why?

As for the lost games cause by Manchild's hack that redirects roblox site to a pro-trump page, roblox confirmed that the lost games such as "Adopt Me!", "Royale High and "Work at a Pizza Place" are gone forever unfortunately

Long bathroom lines.

Why soo many leftist often overlook islamic terrorism a lot, and dismiss criticism of islamic terrorism as "islamophobia" even though we are not talking about normal muslims?

A person who happen to have center right views falsely arrested because an AI program wrongfully identified that person as being a far right terrorist.

Raining Machine that gives drinking water or even any form of drinkable liquid so even caipirinha and sodas could be used.

Jola people

A bakery that also happen to be a bank, and a small retail store, operated since January 1st 1980.

It Get worse... Manchild and Slippery McGee as well as his rebels even sold Purple Drank(Lean) at the destroyed Citadel in City 17 that is caused by them... leading to drug trafficking change included as well.

A luxury salt that goes up to 200 dollars. What kind of salt is this?

A kind of animal that can withstand plastic waste to the point of even be able to eat all of them with no problem, to filter the water, how did it evolve to be this way and what animal is this?

"The state is a criminal organization that finances itself through taxes levied on people by force.", turns out this explains shitty presidents like Trump and Biden, even George W Bush huh?

An Archeological artifact from 1200 CE, which during that time there was no written records in that region yet and it was before european arrival.

Doxing is not the reason Loomer lost her checkmark, faced a 12-hour suspension, and had her subscriptions banned, as evidenced by RawAlerts also losing their checkmark under similar circumstances.

Trump's late flip-flop on TikTok won't reverse the ban. Even if re-elected, barriers make revival impossible; once shut down, a company remains defunct and cannot be restored.

A ketchup and blueberry pomegranate lemonade storm, plus a tornado of French fries, erupted at Wendy's due to Manchild's antics, causing severe damage that shutdown the restaurant and affected a nearby Walmart.

Why Nikki Haley plans to run for presidency in 2028?

What do business users of SharePoint and Zoom see when the hack from Manchild and JesterHAXX causes the two sites to redirect to a geocities-esque page praising Trump?

Hair metal power ballads are played at christmas festivals a lot.

What is discovered in the Amazon forest?

Another 12 eggs seen in the Cerrado region of Brazil hatches... however, 7 other eggs did not hatch, 3 died early, 3 died mid-to-late development and 1 not fertilized, why?

A stampede filled with various Metalheads at a Hair Metal concert caused by Manchild and Slippery McGees crimes(who were caught and sent back to prison), the hair metal band resume their concert afterwords.

Manchild cause Cinnamon roll rain at the Cinnabon followed by a redbull, coca cola and nacho hurricane from Taco Bells that reach there, and slippery mcgees theft of their equipement.

We compare Electric guitars made in Brazil, Venezuela, Cuba, Moldova, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Central African Republic, Burkina Faso and South Africa. Geres what we find.

A doctor diagnose a lot of peoples neck pain on the left side of their neck... what is the most common cause of this according to the doctor?

(news starts with “P-p-pleeeeease!”)

A photo showing someone dressing up as optimus prime unmasked and needing to use the bathroom was taken.

No, not at any time, only when it was funny.

hidden wilhelm scream found in the ROM chip.

Manchild and Slippery McGee attempt to break into hollyrockers home, he alongside with microsoft rights 365 autocalling police caught them and both criminals went back to prison.

Worthless Venezuelan bolivares now used as monopoly money, and can even be exchanged for Robux.

A weird fish discovered at the deep seas.

The commenter anticipated the defense of Musk's actions as a private company's right, noting that while he can act as he wishes, it contradicts his promises, suggesting the situation shouldn't have escalated.

Thanks to their escape, Futo Mononobe, Manchild, and Slippery McGee all team up to do hacking NASA, NASA then sues them to get them back to prison, which the lawsuit did. Roblox is spared from the three thankfully.

the cities. Are these feathered friends here to join the climate change conversation or just looking for a tropical vacation? Let's chat with an ornithologist to decode this avian invasion!

A dark red venus-like planet crash into a moon of a gas giant 8 million lightyears away from earth, here's what it look like.

Disney loses its number one top spot after a Brazilian company surpassed Disney.

A person ROM-dumps the data found in the ROM from the landline telephone, here is what we found.

We found three phone numbers in a stadium bathroom; only one worked. The others were disconnected, stating "The number called does not exist." Authorities revealed details about the active number and the disconnected numbers.

A C64 program found as a hidden track for a hair metal record.

Trump sues Mark Zuckerberg.

<News ends with “This story sponsored by: Gibson guitars, who has shaped the sounds of generations of musicians across genres for more than 100 years.”> A hair metal band closes the olympic game with their live performance.

Chaos on Roblox Adopt me erupts in real life over one rare game item on Roblox, several people were injured over it, and even california's goverment was insurrected over it, what game item is that?

What artifacts did we discover in South Africa that date to the 13th century CE?

Millei appeared in comic con.

An impression fossil from the permian period.

Playboi Carti retires from music entirely, and is never seen in the public spotlight again after that. He now has a regular job.

Bernard Arnault resigned and retires from his business entirely, his whereabouts are currently never determined.

After multiple prison escapes, Manchild's lawsuit against Disney prompts a countersuit over his actions at Disneyland. He’s sent to a high-security prison to serve the remainder of his 25 year prison sentence.

For some reason, George W Bush was somehow nowadays treated as if he is some sort of saint even though he is as bad as Trump, why?

(Pretend it's January 5th 1990) Some news about what we found in Sedona, Arizona that comes from the USSR.

YouTube terminates Nas Daily's account over controversies, including the Whang-Od tattoo course and Islamic remarks. His company is acquired by Disney, erasing nearly all of its content.

Heatwave at ToonTown pops up, going up to 95°F.

Bolsonaro in Johannesburg South Africa.

Hair metal power ballads are used and played in everything christmas related.

Motley Crue buys a south African company known as Handspring Puppet Company.

Disney aquires Hurb Technologies.

After manchild trashed and damaged much of Skyler's house, Manchild try to sue Skyler Brooks only for Skyle to countersue, revealing manchild prison escape and back to prison to serve 25 year sentence.

After Slippery McGee and Manchild were caught stealing ROM chips, Manchild tried to sue the store, but they countersued, revealing their escape and sending them both back to finish 25 years in prison.

Microsoft sends a cease and desist letter to Google over the release of Windows XP 3048.

What a mystical psychic fortune teller place that starts the session with reflex text, checking your heart, palm reading, and astrology?

A word from Kurt Cobain.

The night-time relaxing massage at Copacabana includes reflex tests, heart rate check and a cranial nerve exam. Sessions last about 1-2 hours, costing around R$150 (about $30). Enjoy a personalized and soothing experience!

Something about Neon(Chemical), and a technology besides neon lights obviously that use it.

Nikki Haley Preparing for the 2028 election via cooking food to fund her campaign, as she plans to run as a republican president in 2028.

Trump appeared to be agitated when he appeared in Jars News Network.

How ethnic groups are formed?

A history of Jars News Network, we described how we have been reporting news since January 1st 1970.

As a follow up to the politics ban to keep the E10 rating, Roblox banned a game depicting how meat, eggs, dairy and honey is made(ala "Ro-bio" ban), citing that the concept is inappropriate for roblox... why?

Xylon-7 is the moon that orbits an earth-like planet(known as Motley-2005) 1 million years away.

Vinyl records made from plastic waste from the ocean.

Why are people pouring milk down the drain over a cow feed additive?

Stethoscope used by a mystical psychic fortune teller.

(News starts with "I visited a sparsely populated area") Which area of a country are we talking about? Compare it to a densely populated area, And why is it sparsely populated?

Hair metal power ballads are used and played in everything christmas related.

DNA test in moldova's skeleton dates to 6,000 years ago shows that this person belong to a Celtic ethnic people, does their group leave any living descendents?

How medieval folks make clothing without industrial machines.

Why does whatsapp is soo commonly used in many developing countries?

Despite having several taste and even texture that seemed like meat, cheese and eggs are included, this food is actually entirely vegan... sooooo what's up?

Low birth rate.

KreekCraft are reacting to a Trump-praising geocities-esque site that Roblox redirects to caused by Manchild hacking roblox servers and site, and not intended by roblox obviously.

An interview with a Roblox game developer who have lost their games from a hack by a "manchild" that redirected the Roblox's site to a geocities-esque pro-Trump page, causing lost games.

Acai flavored jelly beans.

"Any time you call, night or day I'll be right there for you if you need a friend" ~ Hair metal band known as Tesla (News has to be christmas related)

Is Cleopatra really narcissistic?

Boychild and Futo Monnobe's arson attempt in Saudi Arabia is thwarted when they enter Mecca as non-Muslims, leading to their arrest and immediate deportation to the US, returning them to prison.

Cooking with the power of Netflix.

Banks behind troubled Brazil coffee traders could take $181 mln hit.

Why UBI is a bad idea as evidence with Argentina?

How did the Gagauz people got to moldova, given that the Gagauz people are a turkic people group?

Why did Musk promise of bringing people to mars gets delayed soo often? (It supposed to happen in 2021, then 2024, and now 2029-2031.

We DNA test a skeleton(belonging to an individual in his late 20s) date to 1250 CE found in Rio De Janeiro in 1983(at a construction site), heres what they found, did the group he belong to have any descendents?

Trump guitars exist, and they are being sold right now.

GTA 6 finally releases.

Roblox bans politics(ala like what happened to a roblox game "Ro-bio") to keep the platform E10 rated after politics on the platform cause Roblox to get an M rating over political content.

Google Chrome gets discontinued.

Early 14th century CE artifact found in Australia.

Debate something about Space and planets.

Joe Rogan host Nikki Haley.

A 1980 device that cooks food using small tornados(Pizza, and French Fries are used as examples here)

Newly independent Adygea outnumber SIlicon valley in terms of tech... and what benefits it has when it's now a developed country akin to the Baltic states?

Edible Rocks.

In France, Macaroons and Paris–Brest rain down due to a manchild's crimes, leading to a failed bakery lawsuit and a countersuit that returns him to an American prison for 25 years.

Ted Nugent hired as one of a team member working for the Trump Administration, and mainly used it as a backup plan as Ted Nugent's music career has no job security.

Manchild and Slippery McGee was caught in Brazil trying to destroy the Copacabana beach, they get sent back to prison.

It was raining liquid nitrogen in a moon belonging to an earth like planet 1 million lightyears away.

An abandoned aquarium, built in 1978 and left empty on January 5, 1990, still has fish swimming. Now filled with squatters, garbage and drug dealers, it's being bought by Hollyrocker for a new project.

Relaxing massage service at the Copacabana beach... available only at night. Started with reflex tests, some cranial nerve exam and basic heart rate monitoring for a personalized experience and then the massage begins.

An extreme storm of Starry and Sprite with its hurricanes even shooting french fries and pizza occured at Papa John's and affecting nearby areas even(and the road) due to Manchild's crimes.

Microsoft Discover 365 also became successful.... thanks to this one device that stores that permanently program in ROM.

Kanye West forgot to pay his phone bills, which result in controversy over his phone number being disconnected with a lot of folks even making it political for some reason.

TikTok dance challenges.

A preserved drum from 1215 CE found in what is now Brazil.

Addicted to Youtube.

13th Century furniture.

Medieval Brazil(aka pre-contact Brazil from 1000-1500 CE)

The sunny day on charlotte on north carolina turned abruptly into a blizzard that lead to 1 billion dollars worth of damage and conspiracy theorist falsely accused nikki haley of doing this.

Facebook is caught stealing peoples info and selling it to Cuba... victims included Axl Rose, Vince Neil, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charles Fleischer, and Donald Trump.

Evo Morales is banned from visiting comic con, because of him being a dictator wannabe, referencing how he change the constitution to remain in power longer.

(Worth must be measured in venezuelan bolivares and in 15 figures, 1 dollar = 6,627,423.53 bolivares) A luxury home in venezuela's caribbean islands, it's sci-fi theme, has a rocketship, and even a robot.

A temporary event phone number came up months ago but got disconnected after the event. Now it says "number called does not exist." Our call was the last, with the number becoming Disconnected mid-conversation.

Andrew Tate who has been in house arrest for quite sometime have shown some kind of boredom to the point of feeling... well... feminine despite his "masculine energy".

Good news!

Cooking using Kombucha

The Tiktok ban in America which just like what happen to Panair do Brasil(1965), Rede Tupi(1980), and Sinar Harapan(1986), all narrows down to "We don't like what you're saying so we're pulling the plug."

New tape-based storage pop up. What does this tape based storage look like?

Some news reguarding Bolivia being landlocked

(News end with only the sentence, "As the hair metal bands rock! We will conclude this news... Rock on dude and Good night!") Hair metal festival happened in various areas the copacabana beach, lasting for one month.

"Oh my god!"

A mcdonald's opened at the French Polynesian islands.

Several nukes had launched, this is so bad but luckily, it never hit any country, instead it hits Jupiters moon Io, Saturn's moon Titan, Neptune's moon Triton, and Venus.

Miley Cyrus retires from music for good... after that... she moves to brazil, in Rio De Janeiro, Runs for Federal Senate in Brazil and won.

Antonio Lucio Vivaldi also revived, and is now a hair metal musician, even writing hair metal power ballads.

A phone number got disconnected while the call still ongoing... and now says "the number called does not exist" upon further calls.

Manchild sues NASA again, only for that backfire again to Manchild, as it not only shows Manchild hacking into Nasas device but also show reveals he escaped prison thus, back to prison to finish his 25 year prison sentence.

A flood, hurricane, and. blizzard of frozen spice latte + avalanche and rain of doughnuts happening at Krispy Kreme, and affecting nearby areas. This is caused by Manchild's crimes.